A low-key joke

One day, the street fighter confessed to the ghost swordsman, and the ghost swordsman was furious: "I will only like you if I am blind." As a result, the street fighter and Guanyin sat on a lotus flower, and the ghost swordsman became blind. From then on, there was Asura.

I have a buddy who is in his twenties. He idled around all day and didn't find a job! One day I asked him, "Are you 18?" He said to me, "I'm 20!" " "I smiled and said," Shit, you are 20 years old and haven't changed your job! " "

Who is the poorest?

One day, everyone got together to discuss who was the poorest. Sanda said: I have a piece of white cloth on me, and of course I am the poorest. At this time, the blind man said: forget it, I will be an eye patch, and you are as poor as me. The street fighter refused to accept it again and said, Your eye patch cloth is cheaper than my two band-AIDS? Silent red-eye shouted: grandson, I can't cure pink eye. Are you as poor as I am?

Very pure and white

One day, a little white was walking on the road and saw a sword spirit with a donkey. He asked, "Is that pig behind you giving you chemotherapy? It is said that treating leukemia is very expensive, and it is really convenient to raise a pig. " Sword spirit is furious: "The pig is behind me. The donkey is behind me. " Xiao Bai Da Wu: "The donkey was behind you, but how did you know that I was sitting next to the pigsty playing DNF?"