Take out stitches joke

Zhang Jing: No matter how much it costs, I'm going to have my breasts enlarged.

Female companion: You want to attract men!

Zhang Jing: Yesterday, a young man called me Princess Taiping, and his second brother was not excited. If I had a chest as big as a basketball, he would play hard with the ball.

Female companion: If you really have such big breasts, you can't buy a bra.

Zhang Jing: It's a big deal to buy a basketball frame net.