Girls are in a bad mood. Tell a joke.

Telling jokes when a girl is in a bad mood is a skill, and so is controlling her temper. Love is not one-sided, we should be considerate of each other and often find some ways to make our girlfriends happy. To share a joke about a girl in a bad mood.

Tell a joke when a girl is in a bad mood 1 1. Motto of office intern: Mom says women must save face. If someone hits you in the left face, you can reach out and hit her in the right face and let him hit you, otherwise the foundation will be different.

2. At the director's family dinner, my sister-in-law helped to serve the food. A guest bet that you touched my sister's milk and I drank a glass of wine. As a result, the two sides really fulfilled their promises. Unexpectedly, my sister-in-law said, brother-in-law, just put your hand on it and drink him to death!

I saw an old woman lying on the ground today, and I don't know whether to help her. I just want to go up and help her The old lady said, "Get out of here, poor child, and leave my mother alone."

It just got warmer today, so I took off my shirt again. My wife asked me why I took it off. I don't think I can pull my thesis well. I'll be a duck prophet by the river, and I'll regret it when I'm done.

5, when I was a child, I was better than my academic performance. Growing up is better than salary. Now I have to go! Leave me alone, I just want to be an undisputed garbage, but I really did it before I found out that even garbage should be classified!

6. One day, the monkey came to the cat's house to play. Seeing the cat and mouse running around arrogantly, the monkey was puzzled. He asked the cat curiously:

7. Do you feel that someone who often doesn't talk to you suddenly misses you? I'm telling you, it's purely borrowing money.

8. Husband and wife go out for an outing by bike. After two people labored and struggled to climb a big slope, the husband gasped and said:

9. For a foodie, the words "never eaten" represent endless grievances, and the words "definitely not delicious" successfully cover up the embarrassment of not eating. And a simple "Have you eaten?" Expressed the infinite yearning of the heart.

10, my friend and I came to a fork in the road, and we said goodbye with a song: "I'll send you away, thousands of miles away." As a result, "thousands of miles away" went away.

1 1. A man knocked down a strange old man on a motorcycle in the downtown area, and the man was scared and at a loss. There are more and more people watching. Suddenly, the man hugged the old man and cried in tears:

12, went to the zoo to see tigers when I was a child, and vowed to keep one when I grew up. Now my dream has finally come true. Anyway, it's time to wash clothes and cook for my wife later!

13. Today, our old lady passed away and all the family members were crying. Suddenly, a person's mobile phone rang, and the voice of the cottage was very loud ... Today is a good day, and everything I thought can be realized.

14, the first time I went to a hotel with my girlfriend, I got up as soon as I entered the door.

15, an old lady can't read, but she likes listening to the radio. The weather forecast must be heard every day. One day at dinner, I asked my family:

16, I found 20 yuan on the bus today, and another person saw it. If you have to share it with me, I have no choice but to share it. When I bought breakfast, I found that 20 yuan was mine.

17, if you withdraw, you will be prompted "A message has been withdrawn by someone". Please, I just don't want anyone to find out!

18, if you are a mobile phone, I am your music card; If you are a fixed line, I am your receiver; If you are PHS, I will accompany you to roam, dear, let me be your eyes!

19, remember? When you went to the TV station to sing a song, four referees and three fell down. Fortunately, a referee came on stage and shook hands with you excitedly and said, talent! It costs money for others to sing, and your singing is fatal!

20. The wife said that she had a dream about xxoo with others. I asked: Did you resist? Wife: I don't think so. Me: You don't even resist, divorce! In the middle of the next night, I slept soundly and was kicked out of bed by my wife.

2 1, I used to watch TV idol dramas to chat up:

On the 22nd, a boy's dormitory slept until 3 am, and suddenly I wanted to discuss a problem.

On this day, the boss asked the cashier about the payment. Boss:

I used to think that poverty and loneliness could not catch up with me as long as I tried to run forward. But who would have thought that the hairline couldn't catch up with me.

25. I want to be a degenerate rich woman, addicted to male sex all day, getting something for nothing, learning nothing, falling in love without injury, eating too much and not getting fat.

26. What is the generation gap? I just put on my new clothes and walked around in front of my mother and said, mom, is there a model? Mom gave me a look and said, yes, in the pot, help yourself.

Tell a joke when a girl is in a bad mood. Men have gold under their knees, and women have it on their heads, necks, ears and hands.

Pretending to be mature is the act of dressing up in the old room.

I didn't go when Peking University was eligible to walk. For one thing, I can't adapt to the climate there, and for another, I can't walk.

4. Going out this summer is going into the oven, walking is mala Tang, sitting is teppanyaki, or stop raining. When it rains, it becomes boiled fish.

5. There is a kind of person who is lazy and too lazy to be surprised. The wife wanted to shave the noodles and asked him to borrow the panel from his neighbor. He said, "if you don't borrow it, cut it on my back!" " "His wife finished cutting noodles on his back and asked him," Does it hurt? "He said," it hurts, and I'm too lazy to say anything. "

6. I want to fall in love recently, but there is nothing good, no, no, I want to give up this idea.

7. "If I were ugly, poor, short and stupid, would you still love me?" "Don't * * if you are ugly, poor, short and stupid."

8, crucian carp, grass carp, carp, participate in the contest to recruit relatives, who was selected in the end? Carp was selected successfully because carp can fight.

9. You are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so frustrated.

10, don't come across the ocean to see me, just call me your savings for half a year.

1 1. I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I got fat in one bite.

12, "There were so many people in the car that they actually took someone else's mobile phone to make a phone call." "You are nothing. I didn't know it was not my girlfriend's hand until I got off the bus. "

13, don't be infatuated with me, or your sister-in-law will not let me go.

14, I used to watch TV idol dramas and accosted: "Hello, how can I get here?" Or "Beauty, did you drop this?" The first time I met my daughter-in-law B was at the night market: "Hey, brother, is this stinky tofu delicious?"

15, remember, dear, the good-looking ones are called coquetry, and the ugly ones are called running wild!

16. Without failure on weekdays, there will be no final success. It is important to analyze the reasons for the failure and learn from it.

17, the chess master played chess with the same person and lost to that person without taking a few steps. The master had some questions and said, "You play very novel. Why don't you go out? " The man said, "Because I just learned to walk last night, I forgot how to walk my horse today."

18, every life is beautiful, and even the smallest flower will not refuse to open.

19, you are not my makeup contact lens, why should I put you in my eyes?

20. Go to the mountain to go to the grave, play with your mobile phone during the break, and owe a hand to people nearby, showing four people within 100 meters. I looked at the empty community with only a few graves and scared me to pee! Go home and open people nearby. Lie down! ! ! Still those four! !

2 1. Discipline yourself and leave others alone.

22. I made a mistake at the first stroke and had to scribble all the way.

23. I have more than 80 kinds of small spicy strips. It's not too late to consider making friends with me.

24. In fact, rich people are very low-key. For example, I ride a bike every day, and no one knows that I have an electric car at home.

25, no one has ever confessed to me, which shows that I have always had a secret crush.

26, shorty, you don't have to grow taller, I will bend over.

27. It would have been good in ancient times. If you bear too much pressure, you will become a demon, a god and a demon, while in modern times, if you bear too much pressure, you will become a psychopath.

28. For a foodie, the words "never eaten" represent endless grievances, and the words "definitely not delicious" successfully cover up the embarrassment of not eating. And a simple "Have you eaten?" Expressed the infinite yearning of the heart.

29. An ant was walking in the forest and was stepped on by a snail. As a result, he went to the hospital. When the police asked, the ant said; It all happened so fast that I didn't realize it.

30, idolization is too difficult, you chase me, and it will be done in three or two times.

3 1, since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking.

32. If you say you are a little hard to catch, I will break your leg.

You must scold me, because you don't know me well enough, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

34. My name is Xiao Cute. When you grow up, you are called big cute. When I get old, I'll call it Old Cute. I'm cute when I'm dead.

Let's break up, Mr. Summer vacation. Don't ask me why, because the cruel and overbearing Mr. Xue Kai wants to be nice to me.

I'm in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two. That's all.

37. Life is when you begin to understand a lot about life, and there is not much left for you.

38. If I can, I will give you the hurt I have given you again.

There are no roads in the world. If there are more people walking, there will be a toll booth.

40. Do you feel that someone who often doesn't talk to you suddenly misses you? I'm telling you, it's purely borrowing money.

The girl is in a bad mood. Tell a joke. 3. Make the girl happy for one minute.

1, I have been standing behind you waiting for you to turn back, even if I am a substitute for your love.

I am tired of being a fairy and want to be your wife.

3, a good mood, a simple mood.

4. Good people take off their masks, and you don't even have a chance to kneel down.

The best friend is always the wallet. If we lose weight, we will feel extremely distressed.

Since I can't satisfy everyone, I'll be myself.

7. Hard life needs no explanation.

8, failure is success * * *, then I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

Cherish that jealous girl, because she used to love meat.

10, the beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting belly jumps.

1 1, I often cry silly myself, but I can't beat myself.

12, in fact, your face and temper are not bad, just a little careless.

13. Why are there always stars at night and why are your eyes always shining?

14, since you can't give her marriage, don't give her a chance to daydream.

15, life is only a few decades, even if it is not vigorous, it cannot be a coward.

16. Hating someone is the same as liking someone, without any reason.

17, don't pose in front of me, I'm afraid I can't help dropping my camera.

18, color and black and white, I only have black and white.

19, losing weight is not that easy, every piece of meat has its temper.

I know very well that I want to bully others and support myself.

2 1, lazy and slow at work, in fact, just want to make money.

22, life troubles 12 words: can't let go, can't get over it, can't see through it, can't forget it.

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

You can stop looking at me, but you can't belittle me.

25. I am very principled. My principle is to follow your mood!

26. Do you still want your mother? I'll give you my mother.

27, forever young, forever act young, forever unappreciative, forever in tears.

28. I don't need to be unfaithful all my life. Whoever lets me down will let me despair.

29. An impulsive person like me should give a good beating and be careful and calm.

30. Look at yourself before judging others.

3 1. Why be enthusiastic? We are not friends.

32. If you like my button 1, if you don't like me, close your eyes.

33. Learning to bully during the exam is like Wifi, and people in Fiona Fang 10 meters are asking for passwords.

34. I am a lovely little girl, and you are lovely.

You must be kind to me, or I will castrate you.