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What do people who have never seen the world look like?
Very reserved and not confident.
There are many things in this world that you need to reach a certain level to be able to access. So we will always have many first times, and the first time can always be so pleasant, rarely, or even never.
I still remember that when I was a high school student, it was old enough to use a mobile phone, so my family bought me a mobile phone. The first one was a Xiaomi phone, the Redmi series, which I used. Can't remember. Because that thing was really a fake... it was broken in less than two months... so I wasn't very impressed by it.
Then, one day, my father, who had not been home all year round, came back and bought me a lot of things, including clothes and shoes, and also gave me a white box.
I was very happy at the time, thinking it was a mobile phone... After taking it apart, I found a strange thing. There was a round button on the middle and lower part of the body, and there was something that seemed to be the volume button on both sides. There is a key, and there is also a strip-shaped object that can be fiddled up and down...
I believe you have all guessed it, it is Apple 4s... You might know it I don’t believe it, but mine really didn’t turn on successfully at the time, so I always thought that thing was some new thing from his factory... After all, he often sends some weird things back, for example, they are almost exactly the same as laptops. DVD player... looks like an MP4 radio...
So I thought it was a camera... I took it to school and was My classmate Beibei discovered it... Damn it, you actually bought an Apple 4s... Then I found out that this camera is actually an Apple 4s...
I was very reserved when I went to KTV for the first time. I couldn’t let go and sat there playing with my mobile phone.
It was my first time doing the subway and there were no problems. It took me a long time to figure out the whole process.
The first time I went to a bar, I really just felt it was noisy. My friends dragged me to the bouncing table in the bar. Everyone was dancing and having a great time. I felt like I couldn’t be the boss. But it happened to come up easily.
People were dancing close to each other, one behind the other. There were two girls, shaking close to me and holding my hand. They seemed very happy. Damn... .I was scared...I was confused at first. I didn't expect them to be so excited. After all, I was a stranger. After thirty seconds, I realized...
You may not believe it when you tell me, I ran... I ran... I ran... I ran... Yes, I ran, back to the stage we opened , I drank three glasses of wine in a row, and my heart kept pounding...
Looking back now, I deeply despise myself. I have never seen such a small stimulation in the market. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran away, bah, that's not like a man...
So you have to be more knowledgeable about the market, otherwise you won't be able to grasp the opportunities and luck that will hit you.
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