Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - I won more than 1000 leagues and cheated more than 900 games, and I am proficient in various methods of abusing my teammates. He sold 30 thousand teammates and mastered the time to grab the head.

I won more than 1000 leagues and cheated more than 900 games, and I am proficient in various methods of abusing my teammates. He sold 30 thousand teammates and mastered the time to grab the head.

Ah, ah, ah, go on!

Ah, ah, ah, go on! When your body becomes 50 years old, skip puberty directly, skip prime of life directly and step into old age quickly!

Ah, you keep pushing! Until you are in a trance all day, can't sleep at night, and come to sleep during the day, you have no past, future or present! I realized that I had to go back to sleep! Sleep! Sleep!

Ah, you keep pushing! Until your strong muscles become loose fat step by step, until your slim figure becomes swollen, until your normal figure becomes deformed, until you can grow to 65,438+075 and become 65,438+060, until your thick hair becomes bald and bald.

Ah, ah, ah, go on! I'm exhausted. I'm struggling to walk. I have to breathe when I walk. I can't even lift a basketball, and I can't even shake my hands when I hit the keyboard!

Ah, ah, ah, go on! Until you don't even have the strength to open your eyes, you can only narrow your eyes all day, until you just want to sleep peacefully every day, and your eyelids are heavier than iron.

Ah, ah, ah, go on! Being fat is a blessing.

Ah, ah, ah, go on! Reaching the brain is like putting a big piece of iron in it. You can't turn around. After a while, you will forget what you saw until all your memories are erased from your brain! What you ate at noon can be forgotten immediately! I can't even remember simple words and simple sentences.

Ah, ah, ah, go on! All the awards you hung on the wall since childhood have become waste paper and a flowing past.

Ah, ah, ah, go on! Remember your past glory and never talk about it. From then on, there was only one word on my lips: waste. Go ahead and prove step by step that the temperament of this word is very similar to yours!

Ah, ah, ah, go on! Until the skin on the soles of your feet is rotten, until gangrene, until you see how your feet are rotten step by step, how your skin is necrotic step by step, until it invades the bones step by step, and finally amputates!

Ah, ah, ah, go on! It stinks all over. It smells like coquettish. Everyone around you wants to stay away from you and the cesspit!

Ah, ah, ah, go on! There are always two words written on the face: diaosi!

Ah, ah, ah, go on! My hair is greasy all day, which makes people feel disgusting. Dandruff followed.

Ah, ah, ah, go on! I was so confused that my speech began to be vague and inarticulate that I became a joke to countless people.

Ah, ah, ah, go on! I feel that my desire is getting heavier and heavier. I feel that I can't satisfy my desire and I have to spend money to break the fire.

Ah, ah, ah, go on! My hands and feet are sore, I have been paralyzed for a day and can't move!

Ah, ah, ah, go on! Dark and autistic all day long, and only treat those offensive, dark, dirty and unhealthy content all day long.

Ah, ah, ah, go on! Ludo's hearing began to decline, and he was too loud to hear clearly! The hearing is the same as that of the elderly!

Ah, ah, ah, go on! I feel slower and slower, and my movements are slower and slower! Gait dragon bell!

Ah, ah, ah, go on! My back hurts and my legs cramp!

Ah, ah, ah, go on! I feel that my face is covered with rotten acne, which makes people afraid of terror and my appearance!

Ah, ah, ah, go on! Until I sleep every night and am crushed by ghosts, I am tortured the next day, and I have no spirit at all!

Ah, ah, ah, go on! Reach the same IQ level as primary school students! People around the same age can't communicate and talk with you normally!

Ah, ah, ah, go on! I realize that looks are getting more and more obscene, people are getting more and more dishonest, and people are getting more and more obscene and mean.

Ah, ah, ah, go on! You are at the bottom of the school in the company, and you are the first in every assessment. Finally, countless people laugh at you every time.

Ah, ah, ah, go on! You are afraid of dealing with people, and even more afraid of talking to girls. You get nervous when you talk, and you make a fool of yourself when you talk, not to mention in public! You don't even have a range of activities! I feel that my life is getting narrower and narrower until there are fewer and fewer friends behind me, until my relationship circle is completely lost.

Ah, ah, ah, go on! I don't know what happened to my youth! I realize that your life is just dealing with small movies on the computer every day. I don't know what bright sunshine is or what love is. I just heard of it, and I didn't even have the courage to touch it. It could have belonged to your youth privilege, and it could have belonged to the person you can fall in love with. You don't even know what a Taoist is! Go ahead, go ahead, realize that the word love is isolated from you, and you can't even think of the color of youth!

Ah, ah, ah, go on! I don't think you have the face to go with you to meet the competitors in the class. Now people have dumped you a lot in work, family, career and figure. As the most competitive opponent, I won't let him see you like this. As a family, there are many regrets! How much glory, brilliance and aura can a young opponent think of when he sees himself? What about now? What's left As a primary school classmate who has been together for many years, how should it feel to see that he has been abandoned by the management, as a child who grew up together? Ah, go on! You don't need to face them, they have become the past tense, they have become strangers, you don't need to continue to face them, you don't need to face them squarely! Maybe you have been better than them, and you have more aura than them! But now do you still have the courage to attend the reunion? How brave do you have to face your childhood? They all have auras, drive cars, marry beautiful and virtuous wives like flowers, have glamorous and decent jobs and earn a lot of money. What about you? Because of management reasons, I became a temporary worker, a security guard in the gate community and an errand boy! Ah, ah, ah, go on! You will live in the same city, work in the same city and work in the same company. Your classmates and friends have become your leaders and bosses. Once you didn't know how many times better than them, now you have become a marginal role. What should we think about such a big difference?