The river flows eastward joke

The joke about the river flowing eastward is as follows:

The geography teacher asked: Where does the river flow? A student suddenly stood up and sang: The river flows eastward! The teacher ignored him and continued: How many stars are there in the sky? The student sang again: The stars in the sky join the Big Dipper! The teacher was furious: Get out of here! Student: Let’s go if we say so! The teacher was helpless: Are you sick? Student: You have it, I have it all! Teacher: Try singing another sentence! Student: Shout when you see injustice on the road!

Teacher: Do you believe that I will beat you? Student: Take action when it’s time to take action! The teacher was angry: I will make you drop out of school! Student: It’s a turbulent time to travel across Kyushu.

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