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Appreciation of Yuan Zaju Wuhan Chen San Cai Jia Tian gave Raul.
The full name of Laoshenger is "Three Gifted Laoshenger", which mainly tells the story of a rich man named Liu who fought with his wife for the distribution of family business, and finally got a son through the distribution of family property, and divided the family business into three parts.
Liu is sixty years old. Because he has no children, he introduced Zhang Lang to his daughter as a son-in-law. My nephew lived in his house with his grandson because his father died. His wife and son-in-law Zhang Lang forced his grandson to run away from home together; Liu originally planned to share furniture with his nephew and daughter. Now seeing that Zhang Lang has the ambition to keep the furniture for himself, he made a plan and ordered Zhang Lang to burn all the documents owed to him, so as to eliminate the "unjust actions" of sixty childless children. He also divided100000 pieces of furniture into two halves, half of which was given to his son-in-law Zhang Lang and his daughter, and the other half was accepted by his wife. He himself had to leave home and live in a villa, waiting for Xiaomei, who was pregnant because of his close attendance, to have good news about her baby. Before leaving, she urged her wife to be generous with Xiaomei until she was born. He is older than himself and wants his wife to sprinkle "new water" on Xiaomei instead of "hot soup".
Liu left home to live in Zhuang, summed up his own life experience, and thought that everything should not go too far. When I was a child, I did business, got up early and got greedy for the dark, suffered hardships, concealed my heart, confused myself and made my heart lucky. I got what I deserved today, and I am short of children and grandchildren. He believes that after seeking to eliminate crime, money should be given up to eliminate disaster. I heard that my little wife Xiaomei is pregnant, and I can't wait to kneel on the clod brick. It's a blessing for children and grandchildren. He is willing to make fun of him as long as others don't scold him as "Teacher Liu who doesn't eat human fireworks". Even if you have an "angry child", it is better than unfilial; It's only a matter of time before I'm afraid of having a disabled child. As long as the son buries his father, his ghost is happy.
Just when he dreamed that Xiaomei was going to have a son, his wife reported that Xiaomei had run away with someone early in the morning. It was a bolt from the blue and almost scared him to death. Afraid of his wife lying, he asked his daughter, who also said Xiaomei had run away with someone. The old man didn't believe it. He guessed that his wife might be afraid of her age. I heard that Xiaomei gave birth to a page who was "overjoyed" and deliberately lied. Asked son-in-law Zhang Lang again, Zhang Lang also said Xiaomei "panicked and followed people away". Liu doesn't believe that Xiaomei has really left. He was trembling with anger at the moment, scolding his wife for being jealous and denouncing Zhang as his daughter's "being good at heart". Zhang Lang called it the son-in-law's "greedy love" for money. In particular, I blame my wife for saying that Xiaomei is "crooked" and does not think about old age; Condemn the son-in-law as a bad housekeeper. After the scolding, Liu calmed down again and admitted that he had wronged others. This matter has nothing to do with his wife, daughter and son-in-law. They only blame the reincarnation of "floating wealth" for ruining themselves. His wife comforted Liu to marry another little wife, and Liu drank her silence (shut up). People often say that if you have no children at forty, you are sixty years old. Now they are all thinking about Xiaomei's "unborn child" who doesn't know men and women. What is a "natural state without makeup"? He ordered his son-in-law, Zhang Lang, to pick out 1000 ingot banknotes, put up a notice on the top of the four doors, and never repent at Kaiyuan Temple tomorrow. They are just "extraordinary" to themselves, having no children and no descendants. They are stingy and unkind to disasters. He wants to give the "floating wealth" to people who lack food and clothing, so that they can "put aside hunger and cold as soon as possible and not worry about staying at home", treat themselves as ancestors, bury themselves after death, cut down more pines and cypresses, build brick platforms, and carve inscriptions. People who come and go will be sad to see Mr. Liu who has exhausted his wealth in Kaiyuan Temple. Otherwise, your family business will be "replaced" and you will not be willing to die. Now, if we don't covet profits, if we don't go to court, we won't hide our debts. On the one hand, this half-life disaster will be eliminated, on the other hand, something good may happen to people.
Liu originally pinned his hope of inheriting the family business and carrying on the family line on Xiaomei's bearing children. Xiaomei ran away, but her hopes were dashed. She complained that "Qian Qian" caused her to be "busy for half her life, busy for ten years, ignorant and busy at night", "my father went to the south, left home and lost his job", "the roaring wind and the verdant mountains went up three thousand times, and the Yangtze River crossed two hundred times". Now, for these pennies, it is thrilling. He gave up his family fortune, ruined his career, regretted his greed for money and got rich from poverty, and prayed to the gods to "buy a son" and "raise a small one to prevent old age." Childless and short of breath, he has been nervous to the point of being nervous. Hearing that the poor are fighting for money and scolding each other, how dare a poor man without a family break the rules? His heart is like oil. The poor man smiled at him, and he suspected that "this fellow hides a knife in his smile." His nephew led his grandson to spend 120 yuan and came to Kaiyuan Temple to ask for money, on the pretext that his wife refused to lend it to him for business. Cong Shan first gave Mr. and Mrs. Zhang Lang thirteen keys to manage furniture and Sun Yin a key to the east toilet. Advise my nephew not to do business, but to study, "be ambitious" and "change white clothes into purple robes"; Doing business means "small quantity" and "turning small money into big money". After all, "an official is better than a businessman." People who have learned a lot are envious, but they are still sweating when they come back from business. Comparing the two, it is better to study as an official. After returning home, he cried for his nephew alone and gave him two yuan to help him. He especially reminded him to go to his ancestral grave once a day and let him be a rich man for a year or two, otherwise he would live with his nephew until he was old.
Liu has ulterior motives to let his nephew go to the ancestral grave. Xiaomei had no hope of having a baby, so she had to pin her hopes on her nephew Liu. To educate the wife to change her trust in her son-in-law into her trust in her nephew, only paying homage to the grave is the most convincing. Tomb-Sweeping Day ordered every family to go to the grave to worship their ancestors, forcing his wife to lead Zhang Xian to go to the Zhangjia grave with him and then come back to the Liujia grave; Liu also came to the grave to worship his ancestors that day, adding soil to the ancestral grave, splitting a steamed bread in half, giving half to his parents and half to his parents, then pouring wine, burning paper money, breaking plates, and then eating hot wine. At this time, Liu and his wife also came to the grave. After the couple worshipped their ancestors one by one, they also worshipped their dead brother and sister-in-law. Ask your wife first, "Where will we be buried in a hundred years?" His wife chose Gorkon, whose tree looks like an umbrella, as the cemetery, but she chose a Jedi whose depression was flooded, because they were "a pair of old dead trees" and had no children. My wife said that she had a daughter and a son-in-law. Be kind and ask your wife's last name. The wife replied that Liu is Liu Yuanwei. Kindly ask your wife's last name, and she will answer Li. Kindly ask your wife, your surname is Li Lai, what are my Liu family doing? The wife replied that the Liu family took it as his wife. Q: People call you Liu. Is it Lee? The wife replied: Her name is Liu. Cong Shan asked again, What's my daughter's last name? His wife answered Liu's name and quoted Zhang. Cong Shan asked: What is the son-in-law's surname? His wife replied that his son-in-law was surnamed Zhang. Out of kindness, I asked my daughter whether she would be buried in Zhangjia grave or Liu Jia grave after a hundred years. His wife replied to bury him in Zhangjiafen. Having said that, the old woman couldn't help feeling sad and said, "What a childless woman!" "Why is there a family in front of the Liu family, but it's all right?" Just as the voice fell, my nephew Liu came. Cong Shan's wife warmly welcomed my nephew and asked him why he didn't come to his house for dinner these days. Sun Yin is afraid that she will hit you. She said, "I won't hit you" and told Cong Shan, "Little Liu Da is here". I don't understand why I call my nephew that. She said: "Children are different in age." Deliberately asked arraignment Sun what he was doing here. Who lit the paper? Who added the soil? My nephew answered them one by one. The nephew replied, reminding his wife again out of kindness, as if afraid that his wife didn't hear clearly. The implication is that you heard it and saw it. The soil and paper belong to my nephew Liu Tian, not his son-in-law zhang tian. I didn't praise my nephew but hit him, because when my nephew went to the grave, he didn't "build a shed, leak powder, kill sheep, steam steamed bread, scald wine, dry red bacon, and bear the burden of spring life." On the one hand, his wife wouldn't let him beat his nephew, on the other hand, she said kindness was "funny". "The boy has no money, no food and no clothes. Tell him to beg for this! " Out of kindness, he asked Sun Yin, Why don't you go to the villa where crows can't fly? Why don't you go to Shi Hu's grave? My wife says it's "bad" to be good. Although the tomb is magnificent, who knows that his surname is Zhang and Li, and the child is a descendant of the Liu family. Why didn't he come to liujiafen? " Cong Shan deliberately asked his wife, "Who is the descendant of the Liu family?" The wife replied, "My grandson is a descendant of the Liu family." . Cong Shan said: "I didn't know that my grandson was a descendant of the Liu family, but I knew that my sister and brother-in-law were descendants of the Liu family." Under his guidance, his wife admitted that she was "stubborn" and said to her nephew, "From today on, live in my house and have food and clothing, and I will try my best to take care of you. I don't remember my poison! " Sun Yin repeated what she said to her uncle and then asked who said it. Sun Yin answered and said, it's my aunt. Good advice, I said, "did your aunt say it was heaven?" Is this sleeping or dreaming? " He is glad that "good things fall from the sky and fools look back." He asked his nephew to worship his aunt instead of himself. Aunt's nephew cried bitterly. Cong Shan asked his wife: Whose grave is this? My wife replied that it was the tomb of the Liu family. He said, "If this grave belongs to Liu, how can I be surnamed Zhang? ! "At this point in the story, being a good wife completely changed her attitude towards my nephew.
At this moment, the chairman and President Yin came to the grave of the Zhang family. The president also called it "happiness" and "Liu Qu visited the grave outside his home." Cong Shan was not satisfied with this at first, but quietly told his wife that our son-in-law came, "I'll go with you." As soon as the wife heard that her son-in-law was coming, she cried, "You are both here, so it's only a matter of time?" Be kind and discourage her from hitting her son-in-law. It has nothing to do with her son-in-law. Tell her to ask her daughter for advice. The wife pretended to blame her daughter for not getting dressed at the grave and asked someone to get the clothes. The son-in-law didn't know it was a trap, so he agreed to lead Zhang to give his mother-in-law thirteen keys that were kindly given to him. After I got the key from my good wife, I said to Zhang Lang, "You two * * *, never come to our door again!" Be a good man and get back thirteen keys. Cong Shan declined and said, "Mother-in-law, you said you were old, but I am not young. Mother-in-law, take care of this furniture. " The two men pushed around, and neither of them wanted to be the master. My wife reminded me to be kind and let my nephew lead my grandson to be the master. On the bright side: is it too early to do so? My wife said, "We closed our eyes, but it was a little late." Cong Shan agreed, and his wife immediately gave Sun Yin 13 keys. Kindly tell my nephew: "Then you should take care of this furniture inside and outside, be filial to your parents, steam it and be considerate"; He said to his son-in-law's daughter, "You work well and I work well. Liu's furniture was fooled by Liu. The daughter also blames her parents without asking for it. " Say to your wife; "Since ancient times, my daughter is extroverted. When he arrived at the door, he stopped talking and thought of himself when he went to the grave. "
From being good at celebrating one's own birthday and making a celebration banquet to "taking care of one's family by the way". Zhang Lang invited Zhang Tonglai for his birthday and kindly asked the "little gentleman" to lead his grandson to ask him, "What money did you use and which grave did you go to?" Sun Yin advised his uncle and aunt not to share his common sense. Kindly scold: "That fellow reneges on his word every time. Everything makes people angry. I'm afraid it's not related. How can he not look at me?" He ordered Sun Xiu to let the two men step on his door, or "I will cuff your mother with those thirty sticks!" " The wife said that the son-in-law and daughter are still filial, forgive them! He said with heartfelt anger, "Who forgot my great kindness because of the love of Thaksin and his wife?" It's not that my old man is heartless, it's totally self-inflicted, and it's hard to run home! A good command from the grandson: if you have relatives like you, you can come over. As soon as Sun Yin's words spread, Xiaomei took a three-year-old child to see him and explained that he was a good boy. Liu Congshan didn't believe it at first, but later he was happy to sweep away his anger: "Today, everyone has a right and wrong, and my mother-in-law has long been dragged." It is a great pleasure for children to call "Dad" when they are kind. Cong Shan immediately ordered "invite my sister and brother-in-law" and asked "Where did Xiaomei come from these three years?"
When Xiaomei was pregnant for half a year, Zhang was afraid of jealousy and "converted" Xiaomei, leaving her elderly father childless and sending Xiaomei to her aunt's house in Dongzhuang. For more than three years, she has taken care of the food, clothing, housing and transportation of Xiaomei's mother and son. I was so moved that I said, "So this pro is pro." He also told his wife that there was no need to bury the Jedi because there were children and grandchildren in the mourning hall. It was his daughter who cured his heart disease, and he could not be ungrateful; My nephew wants to hand in 13 keys. He kindly said: The daughter, nephew and baby are all close, and he wants to "divide this overturned furniture into three parts".
Liu Fajia, the screenwriter of the play, became rich and childless in his later years. He was extremely sad and desperate. He wrote about the process of educating his wife from favoring Zhang's son-in-law who is not allowed to be Liu's nephew to favoring Liu's son-in-law who hates Zhang's son-in-law. He wrote that he ruined his fortune, changed from greed to goodness, and finally gave his children a good return, which was vivid and detailed. In particular, he adopted a "preemptive" strategy for his son-in-law, a "preemptive" method for his nephew, and tried his best to convince his wife with the most direct facts that if he had no children, he would end up in a miserable situation.
The play is full of feudal thoughts. The author runs through the protagonist Liu portrayed in the whole play, and every cell is saturated with feudal thoughts, which are manifested in all aspects: sadness and sentimentality caused by childlessness, views on money, strictly distinguishing the closeness between daughters and sons-in-law, daughters and sons-in-law, nephews and sons-in-law, and treating Xiaomei as a tool to carry on the family line (in the wedge, Xiaomei is compared to an urn for brewing wine, although it is to make his wife less jealous of Xiaomei. Liu is the embodiment of feudal thought.
In the play, Liu went out to do business when he was young and became a rich man thirty years later. Getting rich by doing business is the product of the new development of commodity economy in Song and Yuan Dynasties, which is different from the previous generation. In his business career, Liu once "blasphemed the Buddha and robbed the Taoist priest". It was not a bad thing that he became rich without being bound by feudal ideas and traditional prejudices. However, in China, an ancient land with deep-rooted feudal thoughts, it was impossible for him to lead such a life when he was young, especially when he settled in his later years, went out to do business and made money desperately, and he could not stand the surrounding environment. This is the origin of Liu and the origin of China's commercial economy. This is the objective significance that the author of this play showed us that he himself did not expect.
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