The joke is also humorous: Your mouth looks a bit like a dog’s mouth if you look at it carefully.

1. Once upon a time, there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain. In the temple, there was an old monk and a young monk.

The old monk was telling a story to the young monk. He said that once upon a time there was a mountain and a temple in the mountain. There was an old monk and a young monk in the temple. The old monk is telling a story to the young monk.

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? Aunt Zhao’s Quanzhou accent sounded very difficult. Once, she said to me, Xiao Lu, have you seen my dog ??mask? I said, I have never seen your dog mask before? Besides, we don’t have dogs in the store, so why are you using a dog cover?

Aunt Zhao said, what are you talking about? Of course the dog mask is worn on the mouth. After speaking, he pointed his finger at his mouth. I said, Auntie, your mouth really looks a bit like a dog’s mouth. Wearing a dog mask suits you well, but you can't wear a mask.

3. When I was in junior high school, the school was several miles away. My family was relatively poor at that time and only gave me an allowance of five yuan a week. So I can only walk to school step by step.

Once, when school was over on Friday, a middle-aged man driving a walking tractor stopped me and asked me to get in the car. I glanced at him, his face was dark, as if he hadn't washed it in months. Look at the guy from Beard Bazaar. He doesn’t look like a good person? I said, I don’t know you, who is your cousin? The man drove slowly and followed me, which made me feel a little scared. My dad taught me since I was a child not to believe what strangers say, but this annoying guy keeps following me.

The driver said again, "Get in the car, my cousin." I'm not a bad person. I know your father, his name is so-and-so, right? Only then did I believe his lies and got into his stolen car.

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