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The Korean War has reached an impasse.

China Volunteers and "United Nations Army" are at loggerheads on the forward line near the 38th parallel, with jagged fronts. Both sides are hiding in tunnels, sometimes only a few tens of meters apart. In order to make every effort to combat the arrogance of the enemy, the volunteers used snipers' cold guns behind their backs and achieved amazing results. The American troops who were shot dead by snipers in the back were far more than the results of the previous battles. In order to win, the xXX regiment of xxx Division of XX Army of Volunteers came up with a way. ......

The volunteers sent an ace sniper and an English-speaking soldier. When the US military was on low alert, the soldier shouted in English, "Hello, is Pete there?" When the American soldier heard his name called, he got up and replied, "I'm here." At this time, with a bang, the sniper knocked off the American soldier who got up and answered. I tried this several times, and several American Pete died.

When Americans quit, they should give them a taste of their own medicine. They also sent soldiers who can shoot snipers and speak Chinese, shouting at the tunnel of the volunteers: "Is Zhang San there? Is Zhang San there? " But after shouting for five or six times, there was still no movement on the volunteer side.

Suddenly there was a volunteer's voice: "Zhang San is not here. Is Peter there? " The American soldier stood up again and said, "I am ..." "Boom."

Another Pete died.

When there is only one bullet left, German soldiers will smash all the weapons in their hands, put on straight military uniforms, clean up the battlefield, humbly surrender and be treated like knights.

When there was only one bullet left, the Vietnamese soldiers would jump into the cesspit to hide, but they were still captured alive, but they swallowed three stools on the spot. The enemy thought he was mentally ill and released him in public.

When there is only one bullet left, American soldiers will kneel down and surrender in the surrender posture mentioned in the standard army textbook, but the words "Grandpa's ..." are still dripping in their mouths. After returning home, they were regarded as heroes, and the media unanimously said: "His rifle jammed and lost its fighting capacity ..."

When there was only one bullet left, the British soldiers took out exquisite tea sets and ate afternoon tea, waiting leisurely for surrender.

When there was only one bullet left, the Japanese soldiers knew there was no hope of breaking through. In order to satisfy his sexual desire before his death, he would drive all the female species around him away. Then, he will tie up De Tona Thor and try to die together. As a result, he will be beaten into a hornet's nest.

When there is only one bullet left, North Korean soldiers will shout "idea" and "long live the blessing" and surrender.

When there is only one bullet left, China soldiers will calmly kill the enemy in front with one shot, and then rush to fight with bayonets and stab N people to death. When the enemy was afraid, he seized the enemy's weapon, rushed out of the tight encirclement and returned to China. He won the first class and made a report on the theme and thought of implementing Theory of Three Represents Theory in our army.