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Have you applied for a fitness card but not been there a few times this year? The beauty instrument you just bought has become unused? Have you noticed that these placebos in life are affecting you all the time?

On Weibo, those "emotional mentors" have been teaching you "how to be a good girl." In your life, you have been having bad luck recently. Isn't it all the fault of Mercury retrograde? Or is it just because the zodiac signs are not compatible?

What placebos have you believed in this year?

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Fitness strategy: Take out your phone and check the calories first: "You can eat it, give me 10 grams."

There are many types of fitness software with general functions. It's all the same: diet management, exercise recommendations, inspirational experiences. At first, I was superstitious about food recording. Whenever my roommate asked me if I wanted to take a bite while holding a snack, I would yell, "Slow down!" Then I would take out my phone to check the calories of the food. After careful calculation, I would reply with a smile: " You can eat it. Give me 10 grams.”

One day, I got up late! After munching on brunch, I suddenly felt like eating a cone. I turned out my phone and looked at it. Oh my, this meal can be counted together with the calories of lunch. It’s more than enough to add a cone!

With such enigmatic confidence, my brain, which was stuffed with food, completely failed to realize that this meant that I only had this one meal to fight the remaining ten hours.

In the eight o'clock class in the evening, I was hungry and deeply felt that I was restless. I seemed to be staring at the teacher intently, but my mind was filled with rice bowls and cold noodles. Finally, I heard " The moment "get out of class is over", he ran as fast as a rabbit for 100 meters towards the cafeteria. Your empty stomach is satisfied, but your mood becomes gloomy and you fall into the abyss of self-condemnation? Are those strategies really useful? After all, it’s really hard to keep your mouth shut and open your legs!

@文/江xīn

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Vegetarianism: Every time I come back from late-night snacks, I eat vegetarian food for three meals the next day, feeding myself like a noob Rabbit, and then continue to eat and drink wildly

In 2016, big data on Chinese people’s health was released. The number one diseases affecting the health of Chinese people: dyslipidemia, overweight, hypertension, diabetes and other problems accounted for the largest proportion, and in these impressions The number of people suffering from "middle-aged and elderly" diseases is getting younger and younger. This fact makes my friends and I, who are busy enjoying the benefits of youth, more and more concerned about our health.

If you search for "how to live healthy", the most recommended suggestions are to pay attention to diet, work and rest, and exercise. It’s easy to say it, but it’s not easy to follow each one carefully. Exercise more? God knows how much I want to lie down when I have some free time. Go to bed early? Life has just begun at 12 o'clock at night. After much deliberation, the most feasible suggestion is to manage your diet well.

There is indeed much to be done in terms of diet. According to the advice of nutrition experts, the diet for a healthy life should be fresh, natural, light and nutritious. Specifically, it should be less salt, less oil, less sugar, less fat, etc. Some nutritionists posted on Weibo that they never eat takeout, and It is suggested that we young people cook their own meals which is the healthiest thing. It’s true that the ignorant are fearless. After understanding everything, they can’t even eat.

But it is too unrealistic to cook for yourself every day, so many young people choose a healthy trick for their stomachs-eating as much vegetarian food as possible.

Vegetarianism has become a lifestyle trend sweeping the world in recent years. It is like a quick-acting and harmless plaster. Therefore, after staying up late to put on facial masks and adding wolfberry to beer, it has become a new fashion for young people to eat vegetarian food for a few days after eating and drinking, which is jokingly called "fasting".

Does this really have an obvious effect? I chatted with a few friends around me who eat vegetarian meals intermittently, especially after a big meal. They usually like to eat hot pot, kebabs and other foods. Every time they come back from late night snacks, they will eat vegetarian food for three meals the next day, feeding themselves like little white rabbits, and then continue to eat and drink.

Is your body getting healthier? The most obvious thing is that their mood usually improves, and the guilt about eating late-night snacks is completely eliminated. Rather than bringing about any specific organic improvements, vegetarianism is more of a "psychological comfort" for them, "just like eating It’s like drinking a few cans of herbal tea as soon as it’s too spicy.”

Except for true vegetarians, young people who are vegetarians for practical purposes such as losing weight or making themselves healthier and better mentally are not so much that their lives have changed much because of eating a few vegetarian meals. , it would be better to say that what I bought was more of psychological comfort.

"Just like when you eat healthy snacks, even though the price is higher, once you see the healthy ingredients and healthy cooking, you won't be so worried about what will happen to you due to dietary problems, and you will have peace of mind."

@文／言芊

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Beauty black technology: When you wake up tomorrow morning, you will be a reborn shining girl

"Extracted from Nordic deep-sea salmon", "Essence capsules immediately release intensive repair power, reaching directly to the bottom of the skin, making it strong and translucent", "Smoothing wrinkles against time and tightening the microstructure network of the skin"? To be honest, I can't help but think about it every time I hear these words. Laughing, if you didn’t look at it, you would have thought that the technological revolution had broken out again. But when you looked at it, wow! It turned out to be the latest advertising masterpieces of "Soothing and Wrinkle-Smoothing Essence", "Firmizing Small Face Essence", and "Skin Repair and Sculpting Cream".

Nowadays, there are not only advertisements, but also celebrities selling products, trial reports from beauty bloggers, and "blood-vomiting" recommendations from overseas shopping agents. They are like "walking grass-planting machines" every day, and they are bound to be in your heart. Plant grass to grow a grassland. Whether it’s a toner for oily skin mothers or a tonic facial mask for sensitive skin with eyes closed, there’s nothing you can’t buy except what you can’t imagine.

Do skin care products really work, or are they just gimmicks? When you carefully extract the antioxidant essence with a dropper, heat it with your palms, and apply it to your face, will this question cross your mind? Please listen to an answer from a Zhihu netizen:

"What do you mean, skin care is useless? In the winter in the north, you put oil on half of your face as a test and try it? In the south, in the summer, you put on half of your face with sunscreen and try it?" After the age of 35, should I apply a bottle of anti-aging essence worth more than 1,000 yuan to half of my face for a year? If I can’t see the difference on my face, I will immediately consume all my skin care products.”

Please. Listen to another answer from an international brand counter salesman: "Sold so many products, memorized new formulas, and learned new sales techniques. Although I always tell consumers: What ingredients does this product contain, and what latest innovations have we discovered? Technology, but after so many years, I have only used a bottle of high-moisturizing cream, which has no anti-aging, no whitening, no pore reduction and any of the effects mentioned in the usual advertisements. This skin care is a trap.

It can be seen that this issue is really a matter of opinion. Advertisements for skin care products on the market always make people imagine: As long as I keep using them, I will definitely be younger than my peers in the future! Like Schr?dinger's cat, you never know whether you will look younger or not until the future arrives.

Although everyone knows that they are bound to grow old, they all want to age slower and slower. So, it’s not a question of whether you believe in skin care products or not, but isn’t this single aesthetic scary? The statement "everyone starts to decline after the age of 25" is like a curse that makes people crazy and afraid of aging. But how can you retain your youth? Even if you take good care of your skin and have no wrinkles at the corners of your eyes even when you are 60 years old, the "girly look" will still be no match for the smile of a teenager without a smile.

Some people ridicule: Buying these messy bottles and cans is paying intellectual tax. I think why should I be so mean? Whenever the little fairies around me take out a new skin care product to try out, they are fully expecting to wake up tomorrow morning as a reborn shining girl - it is not a waste of money to have such innocence and joy.

Article/The Owl with Glasses

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Inconsistent zodiac signs: I am a big water bottle, how can people figure out what I am doing?

It is not difficult to find that our generation loves to talk about "zodiac signs" more and more, and has even become accustomed to using it to analyze some life problems that may be encountered. A search for the "zodiac" group on Douban yielded nearly 2,800 results, a dozen of which numbered more than 100,000. Even if we only take a relatively low value of 5,000 and remove some duplicate users, the number of people following "Zodiac" on Douban alone exceeds 10 million.

Let’s take a look at what the most populous “zodiac groups” do: astrology and Mafalda horoscope, horoscope romance, Pisces + Cancer + Scorpio (water sign), horoscope Constellation discussion group, Constellation Emotion Research Center? Sorry, I really came to analyze the problem, but when I saw these group names, my first reaction was "Why are water signs ranked so high? It's all a joke." Fine."

I remember that I had a crush on a Libra girl.

I didn’t know much about horoscopes at that time, but after thinking for a long time about “how to catch her” without any solution, I opened the Weibo of a famous horoscope blogger. This may be the source of my interest in astrology.

Now that I think about it, maybe it wasn’t because of how accurate he was. It was because I liked someone at that time and desperately wanted to be with her. This mood made me subconsciously follow those hints. . I hope in my heart that it is the same as those statements, so that I can really catch her.

When I was studying Libra, people said, "If you make Libra feel confused and confused about what you are doing, he will think that his wife is sick and want to stay away from you." Now it seems that it is simply It's a joke. I'm a big water bottle, but how can people figure out what I'm doing? The girl and I didn't make it in the end, it must be because our zodiac signs were not compatible. Think about it this way, who said that horoscopes are unreliable? At the very least, I can find a reason to refresh myself. It's just a mismatch in the zodiac signs, what's the big deal.

Article/One

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"Mercury retrograde": If you are young and don't work hard, the boss will blame Mercury retrograde.

Since I fell in love, I started to pay attention to "Uncle Tongdao". I read the "Twelve Zodiac Horoscope Analysis" every day, pick out the two zodiac signs of myself and my boyfriend, and look at the love fortune first, and then the career. Fortune, draw the key points. "This time Mercury retrograde starts on June 27, going retrograde at 23°06' Cancer, and goes direct on July 22nd at 13°23' Cancer."

Since I have been paying attention to fortune, what I am most afraid of is It’s the word “mercury retrograde”. When Mercury is not retrograde, you are generally unlucky, but when Mercury is retrograde, you are particularly unlucky, and everyone around you is also unlucky.

Mercury retrograde: It is a visual trajectory change caused by the difference in the ecliptic angle between Mercury’s orbit and the earth’s rotation. It affects memory, communication, transportation, communications, etc., and will change the progress of related matters. Was it slow, or even noticed some obstacles in the process, which made people feel depressed?

Despite this, they still broke up later. Without love, there is no need to pay attention to love fortune. Ever since I got rid of "Uncle Tong Dao", I haven't paid much attention to Mercury retrograde anymore. But I found that life does not require caution because of seemingly "unpredictable things". The only difference is that when faced with accidents or unhappiness in the past, it was due to Mercury retrograde and it was easier to let go.

@文／六一

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Good girl code: "Good girl" has become a synonym for "honest person"

Articles like "Thirteen Criteria for Being a Good Girl" will make you suspect that you have traveled back in time to 2007. The slogan "I smoke, drink, and get tattoos, but I am still a good girl" has long been outdated, and even this kind of "motto" The sarcasm is so old that it makes people uninterested. This year's benchmark character suddenly became a "bad girl" - a "bad girl" who is unabashed and needs no explanation.

In the second part of "Ode to Joy" which was a hit at the beginning of the year, the good girl Guan Ju'er is the one least popular with the audience - although she is gentle, well-behaved, kind, restrained and tolerant, which is in line with traditional aesthetics. She is a standard "good girl", but she is criticized for following the rules, being soft-hearted and conservative, having no personality and no principles.

Andy and Qu Xiaoxiao, who were regarded as role models and idols, have all the characteristics of the so-called "bad girls" - they are rebellious, selfish, cold, and taboo about smoking and drinking. Although the characters are criticized for being "perfect and unrealistic," girls often envy them for their rationality, independence, and fearlessness. Even their breakup gestures are so neat and never soft-hearted.

Saeko in the Japanese drama "The Broken Chocolate Craftsman" is perhaps the most standard "green tea". She has been playing hard to get with her "spare tire" for ten years, and she has a lot of experience in psychological manipulation and dressing up; secret love Xun, the male protagonist, feels that it is too shameful to deliberately please people, but self-control and perseverance do not seem to have a happy ending.

So the female emotional big V shouted, "It was the good girl who set you up" and "Don't be a fresh mushroom soup in a bunch of food stalls." "Mentors" taught earnestly, "Good girls get a good word, bad girls get everything else", "Good girls spoil scumbags", "Good girls are more likely to be let down by life than bad girls." "Good girl" has become a synonym for "honest person".

However, the "good girl" misunderstood by the "mentors" as "warm water" is not losing ground because she is quiet, shy, dignified, approachable, and considerate.

Whether it is because of being shaped or out of timidity, the crux is the refusal to express one's heart, lack of rational logic, and habitual evasion.

The key to getting rid of the "warm-boiled persona" lies not in unique outfits, deliberate psychological manipulation, or simple and crude "guidelines" such as "maintaining an affair with several boys at the same time", but in Keep yourself honest. The defined "good girl" is not an independent and intelligent good girl, while the defined "bad girl" is a vague "pseudo-concept".

Article/Egret

Excerpted from the 24th issue of "Chinese Youth" Life Special "2017, Those Placebos You Believe in"

Horoscope Inquiry No. Yixiang.com 2022 Monthly Horoscope

Horoscope is now the most popular among young people, and its position has even surpassed the old almanac. With short-term and quick fortune predictions, coupled with analysis that directly points to people's hearts, it is really gratifying that horoscopes can achieve their current status and achievements. Different zodiac signs will continue to usher in good luck in 2022. So, what are the analysis results of the first horoscope network? What does the 2022 monthly horoscope say?

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In April 2022, the overall horoscope of Aries is considered ordinary. Momentum alone does not really conquer the hearts of others. This month Aries must convince people with reason, force cannot solve the problem. Some Aries should be careful about following others' behavior. They should not engage in such behavior themselves, and they should stay away from those who do such things.

In April 2022, the overall fortune of Leo is generally good. The establishment of a cooperative relationship will change the current living conditions. For Leo, who to cooperate with is an important thing. Cooperation requires tacit understanding and pure renting. Tacit understanding needs to be cultivated. Be careful when interacting with strangers this month and don't be careless.

In April 2022, the overall fortune of Virgos and Oranges will be generally good. Virgos will like a quiet living environment. This month, Virgos will refuse useless parties and entertainment. They will spend more time with their families, and Virgos have also become cautious when it comes to managing connections.

In April 2022, the overall fortune of Gemini is generally good, and their hard work will be rewarded. Gemini does not need to worry about future development, it is enough to do the current things well. The behavior of Gemini's righteous marriage this month will be praised and recognized, and people like their fair and just attitude when facing life.

Monthly Horoscope 2022

Aries, March 21-April 20

This is a month to really nail down your intentions. Regardless of their zodiac sign, no one can think clearly when they have so many ideas. Empower, and remember that patience is a virtue over the next month. In April, be careful with your words and promises. You may end up agreeing to some commitments that are not good for you. It's all about you, so enjoy that fact. Overseas contacts will bring good luck in business. Be sure to follow them. Leave a comment now and hear how traveling changes your life in the coming weeks.

Taurus: April 21-May 21

You will find it difficult not to be harsh on those who offend you, which seems to be mainly because of the way you have behaved in the past few weeks. Many times he was treated as a fool. Mars often puts the heart into things you want, and only by persisting in this line of thinking will you succeed at work, and a colleague has suggested that you leave. You now have friends in high places. Take advantage of this fact and don't be afraid to ask for what you think you're truly worth. Leave a message now and hear how the planets are bringing faces from the past firmly back into your present.

Gemini, May 22-June 21

As you enter April, you have to make a plan for yourself, so your energy is focused only on your priorities or you risk ruining all the hard work you've put in over the past two months. Scorpio and Taurus help you focus on success. From the 14th onwards, you'll be able to realize exactly who your true friends and allies are. You’ve learned your lesson and started saving for the future you really want to live. Believe in what you want and your dreams will become reality. "rhyme" seems much more interesting than "rhyme", especially related to words or texts. Leave a message now to chat about a clear vision.

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