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Traffic safety is a shorter joke.

I once witnessed such a thrilling scene in the newspaper: walking in front of the boy was a lively girl with a pair of pink and yellow bows on her head and a beautiful white gauze skirt. She was about to cross the road when the green light stopped and the red light came on. The boy immediately stopped at the side of the road, but the little girl rushed forward quickly. Just then, a car came towards the little girl like an arrow. The driver didn't have time to brake, and with a bang, the little girl was lying on the ground, and her white veil was dyed red with blood, which was dazzling. She's asleep and will never wake up. ...

When her mother heard the news, she saw her daughter's cold body and burst into tears. She said with tears in her eyes, "My dear daughter, you are my only daughter. What should I do when you leave? Wake up. " Then, her mother fainted on the spot. The traffic accident was so terrible that it took people's lives in an instant.

Alas, it's really hard to live a beautiful spring life without it. Who caused this tragedy? It's the little girl herself. If she had obeyed the traffic rules, this tragedy would not have happened ... It's really better to wait for three points than to grab a second. How I wish time could dilute everything and make a little girl's mother smile. So we must obey the traffic rules. Stop at the red light, wait at the yellow light, go at the green light. Don't chase after crossing the road, just look, two slow, three cross.

"Obey the traffic rules and don't run the red light." This is a very important question. We should not only talk about this sentence, but also keep it in mind, put safety first, and make the possibility of accidents less and less. Let's grow up happily and healthily surrounded by a sense of security and build a beautiful home of our own!

We should also post more warning words such as obeying traffic and not running red lights on class bulletin boards or exhibition boards, so that students can better understand the importance of traffic safety. When we get to school, we can also invite the police uncle to give the students a lesson about traffic, so that the students can better understand the help of traffic to mankind. ...

Let's observe traffic safety and reduce traffic accidents. This is the call of the times!

With the approaching of the Olympic Games, as China people, we should be proud. But at the same time of this joy and expectation, we should pay more attention to our preparation work, and the traffic environment problem is the top priority of the preparation work.

As one of the co-host cities of the Olympic Games and an industrialized city in the north, Tianjin will play an important role in receiving foreign guests for the Beijing Olympic Games. According to statistics, in recent years, economic losses and personal injuries caused by traffic accidents are on the rise. From this aspect, the importance of transportation is further illustrated. Therefore, the state and urban builders are required to strengthen the construction of traffic environment. As middle school students, we should make more contributions. As a host, I will contribute to the civilization, harmony and safety construction of the whole region in the days of welcoming the Olympic Games.

First of all, we should lead by example, participate in the construction of traffic environment with practical actions, and do our best to prevent traffic accidents. In daily life, we should strictly abide by traffic rules, cherish life and travel safely. Pay attention to traffic lights and zebra crossings when going to school every day, and don't cause unnecessary losses and mistakes because of the convenience in the picture.

Second, we must do a good job in publicity. As a high school student, I have clear thinking and strong social skills. Therefore, on our own basis, we should seriously study the knowledge of traffic safety and work hard to implement it, and publicize it in the community or village Committee where our home is located. At the same time, it is also necessary to educate schools, classes and surrounding students, so that everyone is responsible for maintaining the traffic environment.

Finally, we should pay attention to protecting the traffic environment. In order to welcome the Olympic Games, our city has built a number of expressways and strengthened the urban greening work to do a good job for the Olympic Games. Therefore, we should strengthen the concept of socialist civilization, take measures to care for the traffic environment and be a citizen with lofty ideology and morality.

In the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games, friends from all corners of the country will gather in Tianjin, a beautiful metropolis. It is conceivable that by that time, foreigners walking on the street will inevitably sing praises if they see this orderly traffic.

To welcome the Olympic Games, I will participate in civilized transportation. Traffic is driving the development of national economy and politics, and it is also related to the travel of ordinary people. Reach out your hand, reach out my hand, let's join hands, travel safely and build a civilized, harmonious and safe traffic environment. Reduce traffic accidents and make full preparations for the Olympic Games.

Message from parents: As a student, I should have the ability of self-reliance and subjective judgment. Therefore, in our daily life, especially when the Olympic Games is coming, we, as the host, should always be strict with ourselves, and we should pay more attention to the propaganda of the traffic environment for the sake of the coming understanding and protection. Strengthen self-cultivation, set an example, do a good job in the publicity of this grand event and make your own contribution.

Defendant added that he was dismissed on May 8, 200918: 22.

Xiaoyou is a hired driver of the county planning bureau. He drove to the city to meet the director that day. On the way, a teenager was knocked down by a motorcycle and groaned on the ground. The accident car has escaped, and the bloody body makes Xiaoyou feel pity. Xiaoyou sent the child to the nearest hospital, paid all his money for medical expenses of more than 500 yuan, contacted the child's father and drove away.

In the city, only the director of Xiaoyou hasn't left yet. The director said, "What's the matter? It took so long to arrive, was there a traffic jam on the road? "

Small lobbying: "the car was not blocked, but it was delayed because a dying child was sent to the hospital for rescue." Please forgive me. "

The secretary said, "Yes, yes."

Two months later, Xiao You was fired. The director said to the deputy director, "What are you doing? You really think of our car as an ambulance. How can you use such a person who doesn't pay attention to work and doesn't consider luck? "

Overzealous shipper

Happiness makes people full of courage. The owner (and escort) Lao Lin is in a particularly happy mood at this time. This business is doing well. My brother called and raised the price by 20%. Earning 10 thousand yuan is a foregone conclusion. It's still more than 100 kilometers to get home. Lao Lin and two drivers walked into the restaurant. Lao Lin asked for a bottle of "Jian Nanchun". "Jiannanchun" is a good wine. Lao Lin likes drinking this. After a few days without drinking, Lao Lin panicked. The two masters should be rewarded for their hard work all the way. The young lady is full of wine, and Lao Lin wants to have a drink with the second master, who looks reluctant. Lim said, nothing, nothing, almost home, have a drink, have a drink. The two masters can't erase it, so they have to do it. Later, Lao Lin advised a few more cups, and the two masters returned a few cups. Wine is a very strange thing. After a few glasses of wine, the two masters and Lao Lin actually had the feeling of "a thousand cups of wine are few" at the same time, and Lao Lin asked for two more bottles. The shopkeeper called two young ladies in and handed them a "pass". Three bottles of white wine bottomed out. Both masters are showing off their capacity for drinking, and both are vying to drive the car back. The garage was on the road, and one of them rushed off the cliff defenseless, killing the driver and seriously injuring the passengers. At present, the compensation lawsuit is hot. It seems that it is not a good thing for the host to be too enthusiastic.

Questioner's question 2009-05-08 18:23 what I want is about primary school students, preferably both long and short. One day, the little girl's father went to school to pick her up as usual. However, an oncoming large truck knocked the little girl's father to the ground because of illegal driving, and his father died on the spot. In a flash, death took his life. How much he wishes he were still alive, how much he wants to be with the little girl, and how much he wants to see his daughter grow up. ...

The little girl didn't know that her father had passed away. She is still waiting for her father to pick her up at the school gate as usual. No one came to pick her up after waiting for a long time. The little girl thought, why hasn't her father come to pick her up at this time? Is something wrong? Or something at home? The little girl is in a hurry. When the little girl learned that her father had died, she was almost silly. She threw herself on her father and kept begging: "Dad, wake up!" " I want dad! I want my father ... "

How she wished that the traffic accident hadn't happened, and how she longed for her father to wake up and ride her to and from school as usual!

Driver friends:

We hope that the tragedy similar to the hero of the story will not repeat itself. Please drive carefully for the safety of you and others!

There are two people in a remote village, and there is a straight telephone pole on a narrow path. Strange to say, people often have accidents there. Soon a man and a woman were accidentally knocked down by a bicycle and died on the spot. One night, five-year-old Xiao Zhi and her mother passed by on their way home. Xiao Zhi suddenly said, "Mom, there are two people on the telephone pole." Mother took his hand and walked away quickly, saying, "Don't talk nonsense, children!" " "But it soon spread. One day, a reporter came to interview Xiao Zhi and asked him to take him to see the place where the car accident happened. Xiao Zhi generously led him, and the reporter asked, "Where is it?" Xiaozhi pointed to the above. The reporter looked up and saw a sign hanging on the telephone pole, which read: everyone is responsible for traffic safety.

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(Safety Culture Network) Every five minutes, one person dies in a car accident in China, and one person is disabled in a car accident every minute. More than 280 people die every day, and more than 654.38 million people die every year. The number of cars accounts for 654.38+0.9% of the world, and the number of car accidents accounts for 654.38+05% of the world, with an average annual increase of 4.5%. Since the first recorded car accident in 1899, 30 million people have died in car accidents around the world, exceeding the number of deaths in World War II. Cherish life and pay attention to safety.