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Let's share our feelings about learning English. Don't paste from the heart.

Unfortunately, because of national strength and historical reasons, we are forced to learn a foreign language, which occupies a much more important position than Chinese. It's getting earlier and earlier to learn English in the first grade of junior high school. When I first learned English, I was very excited. I asked around how to say "I love you" in English. Of course, it was still in a relatively naive stage. After junior high school, students in the class began to ask around about some obscene words used in English. It turns out that even seniors with English problems are good at it, and they are interested in analyzing why British people don't like to fuck their mothers, but bitching is a common phenomenon. When I grow up, I think I can use English a little. For example, I will fall in love with my girlfriend when my parents are around.

It was not until later that the novelty passed that I began to doubt whether English was of any importance. Actually, there's nothing we can do. If the foreign exchange reserves of all countries in the world are measured in RMB, then we don't have to learn English, at least we don't have to study so hard. How to say eating on foot in English? Every school has an English corner. A bunch of China people talk about low-level issues in English, such as how much your beautiful schoolbag costs (I haven't learned to talk about high-level issues, such as whether this schoolbag is leather or nylon). When I watched it in the morning, all the schools came out in English. When I closed my eyes, I thought it was in Oxford, but when I opened my eyes, I saw it was in Tianjin.

It is said that morning is the best time to remember things, but we dedicate it to a foreign language. There's nothing to blame. The courses arranged by the school are all purposeful, not learning English because it sounds good. It took us more than ten years to learn fluent English instead of Arabic, which is entirely a matter for buyers and sellers.

I have always felt that the public purpose of learning is to survive. Survival is the most, and the direct point is to find a job. Diploma is also an indicator for employers to measure quickly, not how much knowledge you have mastered. The world is full of highly educated idiots. Only when you have a job can you support your family. English is more important because, firstly, many foreign things are more interesting, secondly, it may be convenient to earn money from foreigners, and thirdly ... in fact, I really can't think of any big reasons. English may bring some convenience to life, but it is only a little. It takes a lot of time, and it may cost a little more.

Of course, many students with English problems think that English is useless, but they can't say that. Learning everything to a high level is a very powerful person. It's not that English is useless, but that you haven't learned enough English to be useful. I think those who are really good at English are very powerful. No matter how many people speak or read English, it is easy. My English is average, CET-6 is 480, and I am far from proficient in listening, speaking, reading and writing. But I don't know why, I think my English has improved since I joined the company. Maybe I have been watching foreign movies. But there is really no need to take so many XXX English classes or any training classes now. Both parents and children may consider looking for a job, but it doesn't necessarily mean that a person who knows nothing can make do with sending you away with a few words of English. Although translation is expensive now, it is cheaper than prostitution. The boss can spend that money, and of course he can afford it.

I don't want to say that China's English pays too much attention to grammar, but China is too conservative in this respect. Just like in Chinese, I want to buy TV, I want to buy TV, I want to buy TV, I want to buy TV, I want to buy TV. They all express the same meaning, but some people want to distinguish right from wrong. I don't think I am qualified to say that there is anything wrong with learning English, but at least I can doubt the feasibility of learning English in this way.

We learned another language from childhood, three years, three years. After another four years, I never doubted that I couldn't learn anything for ten years. Even though I have studied bartending for ten years, I am one of the best bartenders in the world, earning as much as translation. But there are countless people in China who have studied English for ten years. They carry it in the morning, carry it at night, and come out at that poor level. Why? Because we are doing something that goes against our living environment. As for talking to the stewardess in English when flying, it is pure illness. What will happen if two China people who have problems speaking English touch each other? But you can practice your courage.

After studying English for ten years, I still can't speak English well. It's not only that we don't study well, but also that we can't completely blame the textbooks. It's like remembering a lot of racing theories when there is no racing track and knowing how to turn without turning.

I even heard an "expert" say in a TV program that the quality of China people today should be measured by English proficiency.

What the hell is this? I am ashamed that China people can fart like this. The point is that everyone present actually thinks it makes sense. Maybe they are numb or have never thought about it, and they have never thought about why when they were young. If you don't believe me, I want to say this in your current school, and no one will feel any objection.

The national quality of a country should be measured by the degree of mastering another country's language. People who put forward this view, even if there are more reasons, seem stupid. However, the situation is indeed a little close. For example, if you look at an English word you don't know, and this word happens to be known by all your friends, people will certainly laugh at you for not knowing it, including those who won prizes at various awards parties. After thanking them in English, I think this person is very powerful and of high quality. Even if you are facing a group of China people or prepared at home last night, you can say "thank you for your affirmation" in English, and it is certain that if you are encouraged, you will have no chance. I think it is foolish to speak English to a group of China people. Maybe you can speak Chinese to a group of foreigners, go to Nobel, Grammy and Oscar in Chinese, but you can't. Besides, what is wrong with my poor English? Is my English poor enough for Chinese?

I believe that all kinds of people have various reasons to tell me that English can measure people's quality.

It turns out that in China, the highest quality is translation.

It's true to learn English, but without any other skills, learning at first is just a translation. If some parents insist on turning their children into translators, it is better to send their children abroad for three years and then come back. Although they put in a little more in a short time, they can save nearly ten years. After ten years of translation, children should be able to return to their books.

I feel uncomfortable when I pass by some schools in the morning or when I see students who recite English by bike. Every school has an English corner, but I ask for directions in other places, and no one can understand Mandarin. Please, popularize Mandarin first. We China people can't ask each other the way to the Great Wall in English.