Somebody tell me a joke!

Lao Zhang has a parrot, who can speak Mandarin and Taiwanese. Lao Zhang lives on the second floor of the apartment, and the first floor downstairs is a gas pipeline. Every time he ran out of gas, Lao Zhang shouted to the downstairs: (Taiwan Province people), come to gas. Over time, the parrot learned. Once Lao Zhang was on a business trip for five days, and this parrot was idle at home. Every day, he calls downstairs like Lao Zhang: (Taiwanese) Bring a gas tank. The workers downstairs carried the gas to Lao Zhang's house, and the parrot barked for several days.

Five days later, Lao Zhang came back from a business trip, opened the door and saw the house full of gas tanks. Lao Zhang is very angry. Knowing that this was a good thing done by the parrot, he spread the parrot's wings and nailed them to the cross on the wall. The parrot saw the statue of Jesus crucified next to it and asked Jesus, (Taiwanese) Hello! Have you ordered several barrels of gasoline and nailed them to the wall?