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The classic "Pride and Prejudice" Chapter 65438 Intensive reading +0 1? third segment

"Not at all.

"This is her answer, but please believe it.

He intends to be strict with us.

The most likely way for us to disappoint him is to ask nothing. "

Elizabeth replied, "I don't understand at all. He must be trying to make things difficult for us, but you'd better ignore him and let him down. "

Miss Bingley

however

Will not let Mr Darcy down on anything.

Therefore, he insisted on explaining his motives.

Unfortunately, Miss Bingley couldn't bear to disappoint Mr. Darcy in anything, so she repeatedly asked him to explain what he called two motives.

"I have no objection to explain them.

"he said.

As soon as she let him talk. "You either choose this method to spend the evening, because you trust each other.

There are secret things to discuss.

Or because you realize that your body is the most advantageous when walking; -If the first one

I should be completely in your way; -If the second one

I can appreciate you better when I sit by the fire. "

As soon as Darcy stopped, he immediately said, "I'm willing to explain. That's all. You are close friends, so you chose this method to kill the evening and talk about private affairs. Otherwise, if you think the way you walk is particularly beautiful, you should take a walk. If it is out of the first motive, I will get in your way if I am caught with you; If it is for the second motive, then I can appreciate you sitting by the fire better. "

"oh! Shocking! " Cried miss Bingley. "I have never heard such a hateful thing. How can we punish him for such a speech? "

"Oh, scary!" Cried miss Bingley. "I have never heard such diabolical words. -Thanks to his words, how can I punish him? "

"It's not that easy.

If you just want to

"Elizabeth said that we can torture each other and punish each other. Laugh at him, laugh at him. -Even though you are close.

You must know what to do. "

"If you punish him on purpose, it's the easiest thing," said Elizabeth. "Each other can be punished and tortured. Play tricks on him-laugh at him. Since you are so familiar, you should know how to deal with him. "

"But on my honor, I didn't. I assure you, my intimate relationship has not taught me this. Calm temper and calm mind! no

No-I think he might disobey us. As for laughing,

We won't expose ourselves

unexpectedly

By trying to laugh without a theme. Mr Darcy may embrace himself. "

"Heaven and earth conscience, I don't understand. To tell the truth, although we are familiar with him, we need to know how to deal with him, which is not far away. It's not easy to deal with such a calm and intelligent person! No, no, I don't think we can handle him. As for laughing at him, you are not angry, and we can't laugh at others out of thin air, but let others laugh. Let Mr. Darcy be complacent. "

"Mr. Darcy is not to be laughed at!" Cried Elizabeth. "This is the advantage of United Nations military observers.

I hope it will continue.

Because having many such acquaintances is a great loss to me. I like laughing very much. "

"It turns out that Mr. Darcy can't laugh!" Cried Elizabeth. "This superior condition is really rare. I hope it will never happen again. If I have so many friends, I will lose a lot. I especially like joking. "

"Miss Bingley.

"he said.

"Gave me more trust. The smartest and best people

no

Their wisest and best action

It may be ridiculous by a person who regards the first goal of life as a joke. "

"Miss Bingley flatter me." He said. "If a person regards joking as the most important thing in life, then the smartest and best people-no, the smartest and best behavior-will become ridiculous."

"Of course.

"Elizabeth replied," there are such people.

But I hope I'm not one of them. I hope I will never laugh at what is wise or good. Stupid and nonsense

Whim and inconsistency really distract me.

I have

I laugh at them every chance I get. -But these

I guess

Just what you don't have. "

"Of course," replied Elizabeth, "such people do exist, but I hope I am not one of them. I hope I will never laugh at smart behavior or good behavior. Stupidity and boredom, absurdity and contradiction really amuse me. I admit that I always laugh at them as long as I can. But I think these weaknesses are exactly what you don't have. "

Objection.

You have no objection

I believe.

I hope you don't object.

Shocking, shocking

What a shocking state of affairs!

What an amazing situation!

Disgusting, disgusting

I can't go out in this bad weather.

I can't go out in such bad weather.

Incline, incline

I don't want to listen to you all night.

I don't want to listen to you all night.

Plague, trouble, disaster. Torture, disturb, cause trouble

A great plague was raging in this city at that time.

A great plague was raging in this city at that time.

1. "You either choose this method to spend the evening because you trust each other. ...

Having confidence means "being trusted by it";

You are bosom friends, so you chose this method to kill the night. ...

. Darcy may hug himself.

Hugging yourself means "making yourself complacent and grateful"

Let Mr Darcy be complacent.