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"Qiu" 20 1 1 college entrance examination "o" composition! ! ! ! ! ! Is there wood?

1, 20 1 1 year college entrance examination zero composition Shandong: "Go"

"Eldest brother, have fun? ! "

"How much is it?"

"200"

"Cheap?"

"150 night, as usual!"

"Ok, let's go!"

2, 20 1 1 national volume 1 zero composition: "Looking forward to growing up"

I look forward to growing up, just like I am eager to be retained.

I look forward to growing up. When I grow up, I want to be a city manager and get rid of the aura in the dog's shadow. I know the peddler will run when he sees me, but at least I will chase him slowly.

I look forward to being a real estate boss when I grow up. Then my dad won't try to get a meager salary and pay the mortgage every month.

I look forward to becoming a chef when I grow up. My noodles are not doped with carcinogenic chromatin, and I don't need gutter oil to corrode my vacant heart.

I am looking forward to being a driver when I grow up. Refuse drunk driving, never drink, abide by the rules, and never chop down an aunt who was injured in a car accident.

I look forward to growing up and doing engineering design when I grow up. There is no reputation as the first in the Three Gorges, just because ordinary people are no longer forced to leave their homes, and drought and flood guarantee their harvest.

I look forward to growing up. When I grow up, I will become a public security expert in Baoding North City. * * * Li Gang asked you to torture again and let your son drive in Hoda.

I look forward to being a doctor when I grow up. Whoever gives me a red envelope will leave the scalpel with him.

I look forward to driving the subway when I grow up. Specially set up seats for migrant workers to sit and rest, which Beijinger dares to sit, and must let him kowtow and call Ye.

I look forward to becoming a director when I grow up. The unspoken rules let her go to Japan to develop, and the 9-magnitude earthquake will repay you.

I look forward to studying in Brazil when I grow up. Get rid of this * * * heaven, in that 3000 yuan to buy 100 square meters of land, with a blurred smile at China's price control.

In the examination room of the college entrance examination, we just "expect to grow up". Only Tianchao brand milk powder and Zhongguo brand milk expect us to grow up and be precocious. But after all, people are expecting and growing. What we expect is the healthy growth of wages, status and the next generation, not your mother's price and house price leap forward.

I really looked forward to growing up three years ago, but now I am looking forward to dying when I grow up!

3, 20 1 1 Anhui college entrance examination composition topic: Time is passing.

half past two

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It's time to hand in the papers.

As soon as I closed my eyes, an exam passed. Once you close your eyes, your life is over. Howl.

The teacher turned a blind eye and got the score. The teacher opened his eyes wide and died unsatisfied. Howl.

4. Shanghai: Dialogue with Nature

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5. Shanghai: Everything will pass, and nothing will pass.

David: Never mind!

Chekhov: I can't pass!

David: Never mind! !

Chekhov: I can't pass! !

David: Never mind! ! !

Chekhov: I can't pass! ! !

David: Never mind! ! ! !

Chekhov: I can't pass! ! ! !

David: Never mind! ! ! ! !

Chekhov: I can't pass! ! ! ! !

Me: You two argue, as long as I can pass the college entrance examination. ...

6, 20 1 1 Hunan college entrance examination zero composition: "You are here"

Expectation, expectation, the document is coming, and the pace of salary increase is near. Everything looked like I had just woken up, and I opened my eyes with joy. Prices have gone up, house prices have gone up, and employees' wages have gone up. Everyone cheered happily. The standard leaked quietly from the mouth of officials, and it was tender green. On the internet, on TV, you see, a lot of money. Personnel, education, finance, you won't let me, I won't let you, all shouted in unison to arrest. Too high a standard can't scare people, too low a standard can't scare people, and the standard may be even scarier. There is always something fishy in the words. Close your eyes, as if we were the happiest people, the richest people and the NB people in China! Hundreds of employees are talking about it, and the elites, big and small, are arguing endlessly. The standard of salary increase is everywhere: this and that, scattered all over the country, like eyes, like stars, still flashing ...

"The treatment is not lower than that of civil servants", yes, like a mother's hand touching you. There is some kind and loving breath in the words, mixed with the smell of orange juice, and all kinds of gossip, all brewing in the slightly humid air. The workers are happy to pin their hopes on the hundred-dollar bill. Calling friends to show off their crisp voice and sing a melody, struggling with soaring prices. The whistle on the bicycle keeps ringing at this time all day.

Files are the most useless. They are changed two or three times a day. Don't be upset. Look, subtract this, deduct that, pay taxes, and arrange them closely. There is a layer of smoke on the payroll. Civil servants are fat and vendors are rich. After a while, it was cashed, and a little coin set off a depressed and irritable night. In the yard of CDC, near the office, there are slouching people, migrant workers on the construction site, wearing clothes and hats. Their mood is sparse and silent in the rain.

The salary increase has not subsided, and more people come to see a doctor. In urban and rural areas, adults, children, men and women, like hooligans, came out one by one. Relax, relax, feel depressed, feel lonely and do your own thing. "Everything is a cloud", the days have passed, the patient has been saved, and the rest is hope.

Wages are like pies on paper, empty from head to toe, flickering.

The price increase is like a little girl, dressed up and walking with a smile.

7, 20 1 1 Guangdong college entrance examination zero composition: back to the original point

If there is origin, what is the origin made of? What was before the origin? If there is no origin, how can we return to the origin?

Who will tell me what the origin means? If you and I just circulate in the universe and become butterflies, white clouds, running water and stones, why care about the joys and sorrows of this life?

The girls in the next class are getting better and better. I wonder which university she will go to. After being lovelorn, the girls in our class have new boyfriends. Beautiful girls on campus, what is their original origin?

If the origin is only one place, what kind of place is the origin of mankind? The weather in June is really sultry. I am in the classroom, and I smell the fragrance. The girl sitting in the front is wearing a long shawl. She is answering questions seriously. Is she looking forward to going to college and meeting a beautiful love? Her coat is translucent. Why do girls wear clothes when they are so beautiful?

At this time, the sun is shining outside the window, and the ancients said: I don't take the college entrance examination, I am lonely. Seriously! The college entrance examination came, the principal made an important speech, the teachers were emotional, the parents were excited, and the students cried. At this time of the year, admission tickets are hung all over the campus. The earth is silent, and no one can sing the saddest elegy.

In this age of pursuing fame and fortune for half a life, the college entrance examination has become a sacrifice of youth.

If you want to turn drunkenness into sorrow, singing can't hurt your heart.

Well, the college entrance examination composition quoted ancient poetry.

My dear girl, whose daughter are you? At this moment, where are you in the world, are you also full of all kinds of sadness? I don't know when I will meet you, why I exist like this, what is the origin of life, and what is the end of life.

When you and I meet in the dark this month, if I have no money at that time, will you marry me?

Why should I refuse mediocrity?

Because I live a green life!

Why should I live a green life?

Because this is the fashion of my taste!

Why should I taste fashion?

Because I am a curious child!

Why am I curious?

Because I once thought about the sky!

Why should I miss the sky?

Because I have the peace of mountains and the agility of water ... = =

Mediocre milk will not have melamine, mediocre drinks will not have plasticizer, and mediocre dams will not stand a small drought. A mediocre country will not let its people live without hope. Like ants and maggots, people may only desire a mediocre and comfortable life, but even this desire can not be satisfied by bosses. Excuse me, teacher, is "rejecting" mediocrity another way to reject mediocrity? At present, the class-fixed language in society has reached a chilling level. People with vested interests are depriving ordinary people of the right to progress through everything. If you want to enter a class that doesn't belong to you, the possibility is almost zero. From the frequent suicides of college teachers because of unfair treatment, and from the suicides of farmers in Shandong and Henan because of the sharp drop in vegetable prices, we can see how serious the class solidification is in China today. The society not only deprives you of the right to make progress, but also deprives you of the right to be mediocre. So, dear teacher, today's topic is meaningless. Because, even if I want to be a mediocre and comfortable ordinary person, there will be a doctor's salary to cut me. Even if I don't want to refuse mediocrity, the urban management demolition team will help me refuse mediocrity.

8. Guangdong: Back to the original point

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9. Liaoning: "How to treat the case of high drunk driving"

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10, Sichuan college entrance examination composition topic: "There is always an expectation"

There is always an expectation-I want to find a wife! Classic to your speechless!

Cars are eager for roads, flowers and plants are eager for rain and dew, souls are eager for crossing, souls are eager for home, and I am eager for my wife.

Looking for her in the crowd, I was walking on the road and suddenly looked around. There were countless aunts and uncles.

It is said that men don't cry, but they are definitely not sad.

Who knows how many times tears have blurred my heart window?

Besides, we are all a drop in the ocean. Why can't I land on the coast of love? Can only eat dry vinegar in one bite?

Life is too short, how can I just waste it silently?

In order to find a home for myself as soon as possible, I am determined to go all out by hook or by crook.

Mistake, mistake. This idea finally became my doom.

I didn't expect that I was in a hurry and staged such a terrible scene.

I was cornered and seduced a married woman. Who knows that the crime was exposed and was caught red-handed.

I only regret that I don't know martial arts and I can't fight our way out. Helpless to be pushed around, he was retaliated.

They became angry from embarrassment and fought without hesitation. Knives go round and round, and bricks say hello frequently.

I'm bleeding profusely and my leg is still twitching. Take a wrong step and almost die unsatisfied.

KB, KB. I'm glad I can save my life.

I directed and performed in front of the car, which brought me deep feelings of thieves.

The past is vivid in my mind, and now I am recalling it one by one.

After a painful struggle, consciousness finally rose to an unprecedented height.

I know exactly what love is in the world.

Emotional things really can't be too blind.

You can't stop it. If you don't stop it, you can't stay.

No matter how good other people's girlfriends are, they can't be easily contacted.

As the saying goes, the skin does not exist, and the hair is attached to it. If I go there, where can I find my wife?

What's more, life is short and there are many things worth cherishing and caring for.

Although the aura of love is dazzling, it is not the whole of life after all.

Writing here, it seems that there are not enough words. Then let me, uh, knit some more.

After all, my heart can't stop showing.

There are programs specially prepared for China's Valentine's Day friends. I am a single person, and I am about to hurt my pain.

Oh, no! The exam is coming to an end. There are so many questions on the test paper that I can't sit still.

Finally, to sum up a sentence, the composition ends here.

Asked what the world is, the Bible says: waste.

1 1, 20 1 1 Hubei college entrance examination composition topic: old books

I used a sack of money to go to school in exchange for a sack of books; After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack!

12, Zhejiang Volume: Imitation "The tree is there, and the leaves go; Leaves are there, flowers are gone; Flowers are there, and the fragrance is gone; The incense is there, and those who smell it will go. "

You are there, I will go; I am, she goes; She is here, you go; So there you are! Holy shit!

13. What would you do if you had a lottery ticket representing that you won the 5 million grand prize?

The following is the content.

I admit, it hurts me to see this topic. Is this possible? Damn it, I buy lottery tickets almost every day, two yuan a day, and I have to eat two loaves less for breakfast every day, whether it is wood or not! ! ! I bought it for three consecutive years, three years in high school! There is wood! ! ! The highest prize is only ten dollars, damn it! At least three years of high school, with more than 1000 days, not counting holidays, with more than 800 days. That's 1600 yuan, whether it's wood or not! ! ! Damn it, I was given five dollars and ten dollars, and I didn't even return the book! There is wood! ! ! I don't know what that man said to me: "Brother Chun Xin won 5 million". Shit, I believe it's useless to be a brother now. Today is the college entrance examination. Before the exam, I specially bought a lottery ticket, the last lottery ticket in my life. As long as I win 5 million, I will trust any brother! You said you were angry. Today you have a question about lottery tickets. Can I not be angry? Damn it (don't take offense at the marking teacher for talking too much)! Calm down for a while, wow! I didn't expect that I could write so many words. Usually, I can only write two or three hundred words in the mock exam.

Oh, dear! It seems to be beside the point. The marking teacher doesn't know if you want to buy lottery tickets. I am a loyal lottery controller! The bitterness and bitterness of this can only be understood by lottery control. Nani! Now you can see the topic clearly. "What if you bought a lottery ticket with a grand prize of 5 million?" Whoa whoa whoa! No, shit, if I really win, I I ... I don't know what to do! ! ! Let me calm down and think about what to do. First of all, you need to know what is the concept of 5 million? Ten thousand red bulls! Oh, my God! I can do many things. Oh, I can buy the legendary Lamborghini. What? iphone4, ipad2, HTC. I don't care. Nike and adidas don't wear them. Five million, I can do whatever I want. I am only 18 years old now. Even if I spend 10 million a year on a lucky draw, I can still spend it until I am 58 years old!

Wait! What I want to ask is the teacher who gave the question. Are you mistaken? Isn't this question difficult for us high school students? It is no longer a simple and honest question to challenge our integrity with five million dollars. Do you want to tell the truth or lie? Faced with such a huge * *, I think 99 out of 100 people will choose to eat by themselves. Unlike the above survey, which is so hypocritical, today's society is so realistic that everything is free. With 5 million yuan, you don't have to make a patchwork in your life. This problem is to encourage students to be greedy for profits. If I win, I will eat alone. Anyway, I bought it myself, so I will refund the money directly. I'll be selfish. 5 million is mine. We study so hard and then take the college entrance examination in order to get into a good university and find a good job. To put it bluntly, everything is for money, for ideals, for dreams, all P! It's all desire, and it's all linked to money. If I am selfish, I can help my parents buy a better house, spend less time struggling and live a carefree life. We can donate some of them to the children in the disaster area to make them live a better life. In short, 5 million can do a lot of things, and I'd rather be accused of dishonesty. I'm just telling the truth from my heart. Teachers often teach us to be honest people.

There's only one minute left. I'm sorry, although I just scribbled a multiple-choice question and came to write a composition, I still didn't finish it this time. I think maybe after the exam, I will become popular, and this article will be published. Here, on behalf of myself, my parents, my parents and thousands of children in Qian Qian, I would like to thank the topic group, the invigilator, CCTV, the party and go-vern-ment, and thousands of people in Qian Qian for their training and support. Grass-roots people must strive to give full play to the level of nursing in history, write this composition well, and send a Nobel Prize in the future to contribute to my motherland. Moreover, I promise not to change my nationality or emigrate, and I will stick to the revolutionary stand all my life until I die, even if I have no regrets.

14, back to the original point

Damn it! Is this how you insidious questioners treat repeat students like me? Last year, I thought that "the college entrance examination is by your side" was over. I just returned to the origin of the college entrance examination and took the college entrance examination like a floating cloud, because the revision was like a "seal special force" that killed Uncle Bin Laden. What is this swelling?

What is the "origin"? It is better to listen to "Tao" from Laozi than to listen to "Laozi": Poetry says-

Sudan red, sodium bicarbonate, formalin, clenbuterol.

Waste oil, dichlorvos, rootless bean sprouts, malachite green.

Poisonous cucumber, plasticizer, snapping up industrial salt.

Hair soy sauce, melamine and China potato flour are all soaring.

Why are you afraid of big-headed dolls? China is full of chemists.

Why should Japan be afraid of nuclear leakage? All poisons do not invade China!

You see, officer, after eating so many good things, my waist and legs are not sore, and I have to pee harder! You can't go back to the origin, Feng Zhilian can't go back to the origin, Yao Jiaxin can't go back to the origin, and the house price seems to be unable to go back to the origin.

In addition, I wonder, I feel distressed: China has a large population and great competition. It's like crossing a wooden bridge with thousands of troops and entering the ranks of "college students who focus on their own education" with a college entrance examination, but the more robot-like candidates, the easier it is to get in. High school students who love the pursuit of truth are hard to be found by universities. Our thirst for knowledge has been poured cold water again and again by teachers like "Shengong Granny"-the reason is that "these knowledge will not be tested in the college entrance examination. You'd better spend more time on the college entrance examination questions! "

No wonder all schools force all children to be test machines for all college entrance examinations for the sake of "enrollment rate" and "salary and bonus". The system allows us to eliminate the angle, erase the edge, be formal, ignorant, ignorant, and live all our lives. Let different people become a bird. We turn a blind eye to social problems, but turn a deaf ear to individual voices. The school trains us to be selfish and become a walking corpse for a so-called "fame and fortune".

Grandpa Qian Xuesen, just watch! Even if you have China's "talent", even if you can break through the shackles of the examination system, you can't escape the erosion of food. Officialdom corruption, academic corruption, firm property prices, food poisoning and people's utilitarianism, faced with one despair after another, my younger brother said that Yali pear is very big-we Li people can't afford to be injured, and we Li people can't return to the original point. ...

I know I wrote something you don't like to read, and at this moment I also know that I can't get back to the original point with the paper. But I hope you can give me a zero, so that my composition can be reunited with its companions and your neighbors.

In addition, thank you, I hope you eat more harmless food. I'd better send you a poem:

Although a proud branch stands on the horizon, it is not as polluted as Wan Li.

The lush youth is gone, and the cold tears are stained with clothes.

We can't go back to the "origin" after suffering physically and mentally. But I can still give up the exam, give up the bondage, return to my original heart and return to the original point.

15,2011zero composition for college entrance examination: "The most beautiful youth" exposure

The most beautiful youth

When growing up drinking tainted milk powder from famous manufacturers,

I'm glad you don't have stones,

But still stubbornly believe that this is an accident,

I was lucky enough to secretly write: believe in the future!

When I spent hundreds of thousands of hard-earned money on school,

When you struggle for a year and can't buy a place to put the toilet!

I still stubbornly believe that this is a temporary difficulty.

Write in the humble shed: believe in the future!

When a girlfriend becomes someone else's mistress,

When I found out that my new girlfriend was a mistress,

Coincidentally, I am still stubbornly silent.

Write on the desolate wall: believe in the future!

When a rich second generation friend drove by in a BMW,

It is better to have a good father to learn physics well!

I was startled by the commotion,

Endure complaining and write down: believe in the future!

When all the rich people who went to the underground were having fun with beautiful women that day,

When I found out that one night's expenses were worth a year's salary,

I am very angry in my heart!

Swallow your tears and write: Believe in the future!

When Foxconn men and women jumped off buildings for more than ten times in a row,

When you know you can get 400 thousand in one jump,

I don't know the courage of those people,

What made them bid farewell to the most beautiful youth!

When an earthquake sinkhole appears,

Only to find that the poor did not panic,

How peaceful the world is at the moment,

At this moment, there is no injustice, no injustice, and no exception!

The most beautiful youth,

I left quietly,

When I came softly,

I waved my hand gently and bid farewell to the beautiful world!

Keywords tainted milk powder, waste oil, high housing price,

Will leave me one by one,

I will go to another perfect world,

Don't call me heartless, in fact, it's all helpless.

Farewell, the most beautiful youth,

Starting from tomorrow, I will enter another world.

From tomorrow on, I want to be a happy person;

Living in a house facing the sea, spring is blooming.

16, Guangdong volume zero composition topic composition "back to the original point"

The problem returns to its original state.

A candidate in Guangdong

People everywhere, the earth follows the sky, the sky follows the Tao, and the Tao follows the nature, which is a natural legal person. Why? Lao Tzu said: Just go back to the original point.

-Tao Te Ching

I made up a random inscription. Until yesterday, the Chinese teacher was still emphasizing "crested pig belly and leopard tail". I wonder if this inscription will get 2 points more. . Anyway, I get it.

Back to this tangled and painful topic, back to the original point, I thought and thought about how to write it. The Chinese teacher taught me for three years. In the past three years, he is good at blowing water. From Socrates to Dead Poets Society, from Guodian bamboo slips to the great cause of the founding of the People's Republic of China, he never blew his nose, but when I was nervous, I forgot how to write my composition. . .

Yeah, calm down. That's what Kung Fu Panda 2 said. First of all, I must recognize the situation clearly. This is a topic composition. Yes, every word in the title should be kept, and it can't be written as "I love the origin". I love Qu Yuan, although yesterday was Qu Yuan Diving Festival. . . "Going back" means that we start from the original point, which means that all our efforts are in vain, and the blind man lights up in vain. What's this feeling? By the way, I thought of letting the bullets fly. The result of the revolution is still the same. People are always so ignorant. Alas, they can't afford to be injured (2 points will be deducted after the end and crossed off later).

Can't write the dark side, can't, I want the bright side. . .

Draw up three subheadings first. The teacher said it was the easiest way to get high marks, because uncles and aunts who read papers were too busy to read articles. . . .

Back to the Original Point —— Confessions of a Returned College Entrance Examination Student

Poor thing, last year today, in this door, that what and that what set each other off. The headmaster said that the red beauty queen would make the whole school do well in the exam, and they also went to a very clever temple to burn incense. The result is still back to the original point. Do I have to repeat it? There is real meaning in it, I forgot what I wanted to say! !

Back to the original point-a taxi driver's expectation of oil price

A few years ago, it was a prefix of 6, but now it is an prefix of 8. When can we go back to the original point? ! ! There is wood, there is wood! ! (Write first, then cross out) There are still 10 minutes left in the exam. . . Sometimes it makes sense to look back at the origin! !

Back to the original point-what happened after a post-80 s struggle in the workplace.

I work wholeheartedly for my wife and children in the workplace. Alas, a careless remark offended the leader. The night before liberation, the young white-collar workers returned to the original point, and they wanted to cry.

I haven't reached the minimum limit of 800 words, marking teacher. I'll think it over.

10 participated in the fifth reform of Guangdong college entrance examination. Why, my unlucky child, why is it always so unlucky? The bumpy Guangdong Provincial Department of Education just likes to go back to the original point. Obviously, x is not feasible. You have to experiment with more than 600 thousand candidates. Now that you have changed and returned to the original point, you are at ease and kind! !

Sorry, that's enough, hehe. Hand in your paper. .

Finally, ask more questions, pay attention to safety, go back to the origin, go back to the origin, just go back to the origin! !

I wish the marking teacher good health, get the excellent marking staff in Guangdong Province, and get the senior title smoothly! ! !