Humorous mood at work Tell me 29 funny sentences about going to work.

1, look in the mirror when you don't want to go to work; Look at the bank card balance when you don't want to go to work; Think about the new marriage law when you don't want to go to work!

Getting rich is the dream of every office worker, and being in a daze is the wish of every office worker. There must be a great woman behind a successful man, and a group of unlucky employees behind a successful boss.

3, the so-called ancient business model is: after work, you will not be willing to be cheated, after work, you will be helpless to cheat others' money.

I am lovelorn, have no thoughts, no fighting spirit, don't want to go to work, and don't want to do anything.

From "I'm in class" to "I'm at work", only we know the sadness during the period.

6. I'm going to put Monday on the wall of the Great Wall and let him stay in history. I want to put Monday in the recycle bin and turn it into garbage. I'm going to put Shunk on the moon and let Chang 'e seduce him not to return to Earth. On Monday, I don't want to go to work.

7, don't want to go to work, boring and boring, facing the computer all day, radiation is great.

8. I like to lie down at work. I like to lie down at work. I like to squint at meetings. I was blindfolded when I was blamed. The moment I got off work, I was flying.

9. I don't want to go to work for at least thirty days every month.

10, to put it bluntly, I just don't want to go to work and am not in the mood.

1 1. I've been particularly depressed since I started work recently. I don't want to say anything. I just want to do repetitive work without thinking. I feel that I can't think about problems, even the simplest ones. I feel that my mind is frozen and my heart is depressed.

12. Every day when the alarm clock rings, there are 500 reasons for asking for leave in my mind. I don't want to go to work, but none of them are reliable.

13, National Day holiday? Did you go home for a reunion? Did you go on a trip? Are you happy? Is the holiday over? Don't want to work? You can't get it back, can you? Are you blessed? I wish you a smooth and happy work after the holiday!

14, rushing to work, a cup of soybean milk, nervous after work, like a parking lot on the road, workplace, cold heart, not in a hurry to get the year-end bonus, filial piety to my mother-in-law, hard to find a target, tight resources, when can I be comfortable!

15. If God wants to destroy a person, he will first make him an office worker and then let his boss drive him crazy.

16, getting rich is the dream of every office worker, and being in a daze is the wish of every office worker.

17, don't want to go to work for 30 days every month.

18, suffering from acute depression, passed out crying on the roadside, unable to go to work.

19, I have earned enough money and don't want to go to work.

20. Families with difficulty in getting up don't want to get up or go to work.

2 1, I suddenly vomited and diarrhea at 2: 30 last night and thought I was going to die. Today I go to work as usual as a normal person. Every time I suddenly feel unwell, I think, if I suddenly hang up for a long time, no one will know!

22. It is suitable for sleeping at home on rainy days and going out for a walk on sunny days. For a long time, in fact, no day is suitable for work.

23. I take millions of buses to work every day, and I have maintained close and stable long-term cooperative relations with fortune 500 enterprises, such as China Mobile, China Construction Bank, China Agricultural Bank, State Grid and Wal-Mart. Have you ever seen me dazzled?

24, you are not the wind, I am not the sand, no matter how lingering, I can't reach the end of the world, dry my tears, and tomorrow morning, we will all go to work.

People can't make money and spend money at the same time, so we need a wife, said the husband of an office worker.

26. Look in the mirror when you don't want to go to work.

27. I also sit at work every day Working is boring, and I think it will be even more boring if I don't go to work. Come to the company every day.

28. There are always days in a month when I don't want to go to work.

29, a language, in a word, don't want to go to work, don't want to go to work!