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What do you mean, it's wrong
From A Dream of Red Mansions? Cao Xueqin's "Dream of Red Mansions" 67: "As the saying goes:' The rammer flies first'; The province is temporarily lost. "
China idiom, pronounced di sā nà sí.
Synonym for forgetfulness.
Careless, careless, careless, careless.
The antonym of forgetting.
Meticulous, cautious, cautious, striving for perfection, careful calculation and hands-on.
Lost three or four allusions.
As the saying goes, it is ridiculous that birds fly first, and a temporary loss is incomplete. Liu Xianglian saved Xue Pan's life in the sixty-seventh chapter of Cao Qingxue Qin's Dream of Red Mansions, and they became brothers. Jia Lian betrothed You Sanjie to Liu Xianglian. Liu Xianglian heard that You Sanjie was having an affair with her brother-in-law, Jia Zhen, and asked for the dissolution of the engagement. You Sanjie died a martyr, and Liu Xianglian became a monk. Xue Pan sent someone to look for it, but he didn't find it. Aunt Xue said that as long as there is movement, it is enough not to make people laugh.
Forget things and make sentences as follows:
1, because her father is the vice principal, she has no discipline, no sense of responsibility and forgets things. She just cries and pretends to make some small criticisms.
2. I am always forgetful. I guess I'll be criticized again this time. Director Jin, you go first. I'll get the key from the director.
He often forgets things, and often can't find a notebook when handing in his homework, so he says to himself, "Hey? Where is my notebook? " That's interesting.
4. Most people have the problem of forgetting things, usually the elderly. For example, the teacher arranges to go home to write a composition, and the child is not focused and only listens to people's opinions. When he got home, he was scored by other things and probably forgot.
Today is a little uncomfortable, because good luck is three in a row, bad luck is four in a row, good luck is four in a row, and bad luck is four in a row. Because today is March 4, a lucky "March 4" festival, don't forget to send blessings to careless friends again and again. Good luck will be doubled and happiness will be added!
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