Chatting between friends is humorous.

Chatting between friends is humorous. 1. You don't even add my WeChat. What else do you want to say, pirates of the Caribbean?

2. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asks peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato, do you hear? I only belong to you.

I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."

Fahai will never become a rapper, because he won't let go of snakes.

What Rutiha said was very touching, and everyone said he was very touching and wise.

6. I'll buy meat buns and ask the boss to put more spicy ones. I just took a bite and fell to the ground, covered in mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy steamed stuffed bun like mud".

7. I am a diet pill. I can make people lose weight. I don't care about medicine. I don't care about medicine.

8. Get off the road, Kay, Dad, and go to the tower! What, her? Beware of falling from the tower. Can't let go.

9. It's very hot today, 37 degrees. I bought two ice creams, one for each of us. Did you hear that? It's over.

10. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because it often says that you are as thin as death.

1 1. One day, the elephant was eating ice cream. He ate a lot. The more he eats, the more disgusting he becomes. The little mouse said that he was tired of elephants. Did you hear that? I miss you.

12. If you don't love me, what do you love? Einstein?

13. I was just reported by my neighbor to disturb the people because I was too poor.

14. One day, the duckling confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chicken: You don't have to duck.

15. Lu Su: "You are drunk, if you drink any more, you will die." Zhou Yu: "I'm not drunk." Lu Su: "Go ahead, viceroy." Zhou Yu: DuDu DuDu

16. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged and says, "No, I am a crab!" " "

17. One day, Little Bear planted a strawberry and mango, and found that strawberries grew so slowly. Bear said, you can't make berries. You can't make berries. Did you hear that? I can't do it without you.

18. I said I was in Baoan, Shenzhen, and you said everywhere that I was a security guard in Shenzhen?

19. I wasn't even invited. what are you going to do？

20. I wanted to eat puffs today, but I found them squashed. My mother says I can't eat them because they are flat puffs.

Chatting between friends is very humorous. It's so cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It says I must lie next to you, and then I realize that I love you because it's called Wo.

22. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar said it twice, but the spider still didn't understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily, "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said very grievance: "I am a spider."

23. 17 years old, caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Who knows cicada said, "If you don't love, you just like it."

24. I don't even go to see the sword. What are you doing with the sword?

25. Q: Why are vampires afraid of garlic? A: Because vampires like blood.

I was so hungry that I had to hit my stomach with my fist to help me.

27. The difference between female stars and me is that they don't eat when they are hungry, and I eat when I am not hungry.

28. Want Want Snow Cake What do you think it will become when it is hot?

29. Tell those who once looked down on me that I have a house, not rented, but opened in King's Canyon, ok?

30. If you can't find the mixing tool when milking, you can use the key. The inventor of this practice is Li Bai, and there is something to prove it: the key is to milk, and I want to learn from Li Bai.

3 1. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I accidentally knocked over the bottle and the pills rolled out, screaming that they were good pills.

32. Want pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.

Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if he pronounced English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

34. I don't know how long I drank a pot of tea at home. I just put it in a cup to make tea. When I turned around and saw the milk, it made a loud noise! Oh! It turns out that drinking milk tea is so loud!

35. Even I don't care. What do you care, barber shop?

36. Yang is poisoned and Ouyang Feng detoxifies. He said to the little dragon girl: Don't look at me. The little dragon girl received: Green … green grass has become more fragrant to me?

37. Why does a person dislike sitting less and less? Because a novice is easy to stand (post station)

38. Okay, bad, whatever. Three people are good friends. One day, well, go out with something bad, so if it's bad, call it anything. Say who. If it's not good, say: let's make up.

39. Eating steamed bread is too light. I want to add some seasoning. After eating, I only felt a heartache. It turns out that what I added is good.

40. Why is Chang 'e fickle? Because her name is change.

Chatting between friends is very humorous. The third sentence is 4 1. You are too bad. Do you have an English name called Paul, because Paul is too bad (Kochakin)?

42. "How much does it cost to buy the moon?" "It's more affordable to buy in the middle of the month, because the moon on the fifteenth day is sixteen dollars."

Once upon a time, there was a little pig. He planted a strawberry and a mango. Strawberries grow slowly. Piggy said to strawberry, you can't do it, you can't do it.

44. Yu Gong said to his son: Move mountains, move mountains. Son: Shiny.

45. Zhuge Liang set fire to Chibi, borrowed the east wind, borrowed it eight times, and became a pig!

46. Do you know why seagulls don't bark when they arrive in Europe? Because Paris seagulls are dumb.

47. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that my family couldn't surf the Internet.

48. One day, I found a little dust on my body. I patted hard, but I couldn't fall, the dust didn't go, the dust didn't go. Did you hear that? I can't go back.

49. You don't even reply to my messages. Do you still sell Sichuan pork?

I know three kinds of berries: strawberries and cranberries. Which one do you like

5 1. One day, the elk got lost. He called the giraffe and said, "Hey, I'm lost!" "

52. I have a group of chickens, none of which can lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chickens?

53. I went to school today, and the teacher asked me where the books were.

54. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck says it's time to eat. Close the book, close it, and make up. Did you hear that? Did you make up?

55. What will happen to China people if they don't eat? Will be associated with Chinese fasting.

56. I understand a truth. If people are ugly, they should read more books. In the past, people said that I was not the material for reading, but I was praising my beauty.

57. Ask the stone monkey when he is homesick most. At night, why? Because in the dead of night, it is a stone monkey who misses home.

58. When Liu Genghong gained weight, he could talk cross talk. It turned out that he became tawni.

59. I have just been reported by my neighbor for disturbing the people because of poverty.

60. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

Chatting among friends is homophonic and humorous sentence 4 6 1. "Why does the White Lady let Xu Xian go every time she is angry and sings?" "Because she is best at snake music."

62. I can't play basketball well today because I am discouraged. Yeah, why did you give up?

63. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth on your face?"

64. Grandma's doorknob is thick and there is a noise when opening the door. I didn't know until I asked later. This is called being careless.

65. My mascot is you, crab! -Because you have money (pliers)

66. The children's chocolates melted to the ground. Children say it looks like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

67. You were admitted to Tsinghua and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, sweet baked sweet potato.

68. "Do you choose thesis or theory" and "I choose theory"

69. the Monkey King fell into the lake and went ashore to become Liu Er's macaque. It turned out that he fell into the quilt of Bitter Lake.

70. The growth cycle of lotus root is 200 days, and chicken can change from chicken to chicken leg, chicken chops and chicken breast in just over 50 days. In a short time, the chicken will become the same.

7 1. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Dad didn't hear, and mom smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, what are you laughing at?" Her mother slapped her.

72. Coal won't catch fire. It turned out to be a coal fault.

73. You don't even add my WeChat, so what do you add, Canada?

74. I still hate you, just like my neighbor ate Chili and got numb next door.

75. My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate, the happier we became. I checked, and it turns out that peanuts are a good thing.

76. I knocked over a bottle of pills. I don't know what it is. At first glance, I really want to go out.

77. Nezha asked Wukong, "Demon, dare you!" Wukong: "Love me like … like you said?"

78. "What if the white balloon bursts and the black balloon bursts?" Confession balloon

79. Job's tears do things with Job's tears, and Xiaoding does things with tinkling.

80. Why does Auntie never sweat? Because my aunt is afraid of leaving her to sweat.