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Simple humorous English essays with questions

The track of learning English is like this. I won't know anything first, but just write it out; Later, if you can braille, try to install X, and the result is irrelevant; Later, I learned that simplicity is good, and expressing meaning is enough. The most important thing is to know when to use what words, and grasp the differences in meaning thoroughly. There are many kinds of sentence patterns that native speakers can naturally understand and appreciate. It takes a long time to practice at this level, and I guess most foreigners are not so proficient in vocabulary.

Conjunction: (preposition, adverb)

First of all: before, in advance, the most important, at first, at first, at first, mainly, mainly, essentially, basically, generally, generally, in general, fundamentally, at first, at the beginning …

Then: then, after, after that, success (adjective), second, go further.

Finally: finally, finally, in short, as the last point, last, last but not least, last …

Too: and (at the end of the sentence), in addition, ideas, more, extra, start, exquisite, also …

And: plus, as well as, together with, in addition, bonuses, and …

+or: Otherwise, if not, before, otherwise …

So (adv): Therefore, therefore, accordingly, as a result, because of that reason, therefore, that is why.

Because: because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, now …

But: anyway, more, never, however, on the contrary, on the other hand, compromise, even, even, though, as a desperate fact …

Just, just, reluctantly, alone, alone, rarely …

None: exclude,

Very: extremely, sharp, decisive, profound, very, extremely, highly, unusual, profound, unusual …

Actually: in fact, indeed, in fact, in fact, in reality, in fact, literally, really …

Adjective/adverb

Important, important, vital, key, profound, promoting, indispensable, necessary, key, basic, main, basic, basic, necessary …

I think A is more important than B (this is a classic joke! The synonym of' important' in the following sentence can be replaced at will)

1.a is very important to B.

2.a plays an important role in B.

3.a is (great \ huge \ important \ great) for B.

4. Without A, B can't (survive \ develop \ grow \ survive \ realize).

5.a is very important to B.

6. The importance of A (to B) can never be (exaggerated \ denied \ ignored \ doubted).

7.a means everything/the whole world to B.

8.b is the basis of a.

9.a is very important to B.

10. Nothing is more important to B.

1 1.a is to b (foundation is to skyscrapers, water is to fish, and heart is to people)

Huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, monster, huge,

-& gt; Many: numerous, countless, infinite,

-& gt; Adv: Infinite, eternal, eternal, immortal, endless, unchangeable, forever …

Small: the smallest, tiny, tiny, petite, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, petite (petite for women)

Good: incredible, unbelievable, gorgeous, spectacular, outstanding, outstanding, extraordinary, excellent, incredible, incredible, magnificent, charming, amazing, wonderful, amazing, excellent, great, amazing, amazing and awesome.

Bad: bad, terrible, terrible, defective, defective, imperfect, inadequate, poor, substandard, unsatisfactory, harmful, destructive, harmful, destructive, unhealthy, evil, immoral …

Smart: smart, knowledgeable, intelligent, intelligent, excellent, bright and intelligent.

Happy: happy, delicious, cheerful, happy, ecstatic, happy, jubilant, happy, joyful,

Beautiful: charming, charming, attractive, gorgeous, beautiful, lovely, sweet, lovely, eye-catching, handsome, hot, lovely, beautiful, lovely, charming …

Fast: fast, fast, fast, fast, hasty, sharp, like lightning,

For example: in a hurry, in a hurry, seize the time, step on it hard, dash, move forward, step on it, and run fast.

Simple, effortless, trouble-free, painless, smooth sailing, uncomplicated, not demanding, no problem, a piece of cake (informal), child's play (informal), …

Clear: obvious, obvious, blatant, understandable, obvious, different, obvious, obvious, tangible, simple, obvious, identifiable, transparent, understandable, clear, clear, irrelevant, simple, …

Direct: bald, basic, frank, naked, plain, sincere, naked, straightforward, frank, outspoken …

Difficult: difficult, intractable, complicated, complicated, complicated, intractable, confusing, intractable …

Angry: angry, angry, unhappy, irritated, irritated, irritated, angry, mad (informal), furious (informal), furious, irritated and resentful. ...

Dangerous: dangerous, very dangerous, accidental (informal), dangerous, unsafe, unstable, risky, unsafe and fragile.

verb

Think (think): hold (opinion/belief/position/viewpoint/idea) to think, assume, believe, think, calculate, argue, insist, assume, conceive, insist, and be persuaded. Personally, personally, from my point of view, from my point of view, consider, conceive, and view. ...

Display: convey, reveal, express, confirm, prove, hint, verify, clarify, mark, illustrate, clarify, confirm, demonstrate, clarify, express, characterize as, instruct, show, disclose, instruct, means, explain, give an example (reason, explanation), confirm, point out, indicate.

Recognize, understand, identify, distinguish, distinguish, notice, perceive, recognize, see, understand, calculate, be familiar with, be familiar with,

Get: get, participate, get, get, reach, get "learning" without learning.

Suggestion: there is a suggestion.

Increase: enlarge, expand, multiply, grow rapidly, improve, enhance, improve …

Influence, inspiration, inscription, inscription,

Influence: impact, influence, guide, sway,

Stop: stop, stop, end, stop, stop, stop, stop, quit, restrain, close, stop …

Manufacturing: creating, assembling, building, constructing, forming and manufacturing; Force, cause, force, restrain, drive, urge, induce, force, prevail, demand …

Give: give, reward, contribute, deliver, donate, grant, hand over, distribute, provide, supply.

Break: separate, burst, break, destroy, disintegrate, break, break, smash, smash, break.

Destroy: destroy, raze to the ground, destroy, smash, destroy, destroy, eradicate, smash, destroy, destroy, obliterate, weaken, destroy …

Happen, happen, go through, develop, result, happen, evaporate

noun

Problems: issues, problems, cases, troubles, difficulties, dilemmas.

Meeting: meeting, discussion, meeting, secret meeting, convention, gathering, dating, meeting, confrontation, argument, argument …

Study: study, application, course, reading, research, school work, examination, analysis, consideration, meditation, inspection, investigation, knowledge, scholarship …

Advantages: benefits, advantages, priorities, profits, advantages, advantages …

Disadvantages: shortcomings, weaknesses, inconveniences, shortcomings, deficits, defects, obstacles, unfavorable conditions, restrictions.

Life: existence, behavior, lifestyle, lifestyle.