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The story of Aladdin and the magic lamp (5)

Aladdin came home and waited casually until it was dark and it was time to go to bed. Then he went into the dormitory, took out the magic lamp, wiped it with his fingers, and the lamp god appeared in front of him. So he ordered the genie to bring the Prime Minister's son and princess to his home, just as he did yesterday, before they were together.

The genie of lights retired immediately.

After a while, he put the prime minister's son and Bai Dinu? Princess Budoru and his wife took Aladdin home. Like last night, they took the so-called groom to the toilet and detained him, making him suffer.

Aladdin watched the genie finish the task, then took off his coat and fell asleep beside the princess.

The next morning, the genie of the magic lamp came to Aladdin as usual, and took away the son of the prime minister and Bai Dinu according to Aladdin's instructions? Princess Budoru was sent to the palace together and placed in their bridal chamber as it is.

The emperor woke up from his dream in the morning. When he opened his eyes, he thought of his precious daughter Bethuneau? Princess Budoru decided to see if she had recovered. So he dispelled his drowsiness, got out of bed at once, adjusted his clothes and hurried to the door of the princess's bridal chamber to call her.

The Prime Minister's son experienced a cold night and froze to death. As soon as he was sent to the room, he heard the call and had to struggle out of bed. Before entering the new house, the emperor returned to Xiangfu with his servants.

The emperor lifted the tapestry of his new house, went to the bed, said hello to his lying daughter, kissed her forehead kindly and asked about her situation. Only to see her silent, morosely staring at him, revealing a poor and terrible appearance.

Seeing this, the emperor could not restrain his anger. He wondered what had happened. Finally, he angrily pulled out his broadsword and said sharply, "What's the matter? If you don't tell me, I will kill you. I spoke to you in a friendly way, but you ignored me. Is this behavior a sign of respect for me? Is it the return I expect? "

Bai Dinu? Princess Budoru saw the bright broadsword in the emperor's hand and his anger, and understood that her father was angry because of misunderstanding, and this anger was almost out of control. So she resolutely ruled out timidity, shame and fear, and decided to tell the whole story, so she said:

"Dear father, please don't be angry with me, and don't be emotional. My father will know about me, give me room to defend and forgive me. " So the princess recounted everything that happened in those two nights from the beginning, and finally said, "Father, if you don't believe me, please ask my husband, and he will tell you everything. As for where he was taken and how he was treated, I have no idea at all. "

When the emperor heard the princess's words, he was angry and sad. He was so angry that he burst into tears that he had to sheath his broadsword and kiss the princess and say, "Daughter! Why don't you tell me what happened the night before? If you had told me earlier, I could have protected you from being frightened and abused. But there will be no accidents in the future. Now you get up, put aside your distractions and stop worrying about it. Tonight, I will send a vigil to protect you from disaster. "

The emperor told him to leave the princess's bridal chamber, hurried back to the dormitory, immediately called the prime minister into the palace, and eagerly asked, "Ai Qing, maybe your son has told you about the accident he met with the princess?" What do you think of this matter? "

"Your Majesty, I haven't seen my son's face since yesterday!"

The emperor had to recount the story of the princess's accident from the beginning, and then said, "Go and find out the actual situation of your son in this matter at once. Maybe the princess's experience in this incident is different from that of your son. " But I believe what the princess said is true. "

The Prime Minister left immediately, hurried back to the Prime Minister's office, immediately sent someone to call his son, told him what the emperor said, and then asked if it was true or not.

Under the prime minister's questioning, the son dared not hide it any more, so he had to say honestly, "Dad, Bai Di slave? Princess Budoru didn't lie. What she said is all true. In the past two nights, the happiness we should enjoy on our wedding night was destroyed by the sudden disaster. My own experience is particularly painful. Not only can I not share the bed with the bride, but I am also locked in a dark, terrible and smelly place. I was scared all night, froze to death and almost died. " Finally, he said, "Dear father, please go to see the emperor and ask him to let me go and dissolve my engagement with the princess. Originally, it was indeed a glorious thing to marry the emperor's daughter to be attached to a horse. Especially I love the princess to the point of sacrificing for her. But now I'm exhausted, and I can't stand the miserable days like the day before yesterday and last night. "

After listening to his son's account, the Prime Minister was disappointed and worried. So he married the emperor, with the aim of making his son a horse, promoting him to a higher position and making a fortune, and finally becoming the head of a country. Now I am deeply confused after listening to my son's experience and don't know what to do. For him, breaking off the engagement is really a sad thing. Because his son just began to enjoy the supreme honor, he didn't want to give up, so he said to his son:

"son! You must wait patiently for a while and we'll see what happens tonight. Then she packed her clothes, emptied A Mu's wallet, took rice out of the rice jar and went to Ah Kin's house to be his wife. We will send a night watchman to protect you. You know, you are the only one who has won this status and honor. How many people envy you, envy you! Don't abandon it so easily. "

The prime minister told him, and then rushed to the palace to report truthfully to the emperor, indicating that the emperor slave had lived in vain. What Princess Budoru said is true.

"In that case, there can be no further delay." The emperor said categorically to the Prime Minister, and immediately announced the dissolution of the engagement and ordered to stop all activities to celebrate the wedding ceremony.

It is puzzling that things come so suddenly. The tragic situation of the prime minister and his son surprised the people, and they talked about it one after another and asked each other, "What is the reason for suddenly declaring the princess's marriage invalid?" Of course, the real situation, except the pursuit of Bai Dinu? No one will know Aladdin of Princess Budulu. Therefore, Aladdin was the only one who snickered. During the Qianlong period of Qing Dynasty, there was an art garden named Zhu by the Qiantang River. He was a micro-sculpture artist. .

The emperor broke off the engagement between the princess and the son of the prime minister, but he had long forgotten his promise to Aladdin's mother. Aladdin can only wait patiently for the expiration of the time limit set by the emperor, and then formally propose to Bai Dinu? Princess Budoru is married.

On the day of the expiration of three months, Aladdin urged his mother to see the emperor early in the morning and begged to fulfill his promise.

His mother acted according to the plan and went to the palace humbly, waiting for the emperor's interview. When the emperor visited the reception hall and saw Aladdin's mother standing outside the hall, he remembered his promise to her. He immediately recalled the prime minister around him and said, "Ai Qing, this is the old woman who once donated treasures to me. We promised her that when the three-month period expired, we would invite her to the palace to jointly arrange the marriage between the princess and her son. Now that the deadline has passed, I think it is better to bring her in first. "

After listening to the emperor, the Prime Minister immediately took Aladdin's mother into the reception hall. Huang Changrong was afraid to walk this street, so he had to take the alley. But he just drank too much wine, and he was in a hurry on the road, and his stomach was as uncomfortable as a thread. He couldn't help bending over to vomit and kept spitting out what he had eaten. His behavior surprised a stray dog not far away. The dog is hungry. Vomiting with the smell of alcohol was a fatal temptation to him. He ran across the street and growled at Huang Changrong with a grin, trying to drive him away and enjoy the delicious food. See the emperor.

Aladdin's mother knelt down to meet the emperor and wished him prosperity and longevity.

The emperor was very happy and asked her what she wanted.

Aladdin's mother took the opportunity to say, "Tell the emperor that the three months you stipulated have passed. Now let my sons Aladdin and Baidinu. Princess Budoru should get married. "

The emperor was shocked and embarrassed when he heard Aladdin's mother's request. He was in a state of confusion for a while. He really doesn't like Aladdin's mother's poor and humble appearance. However, the gift she brought last time is very precious, and its value is far from what he can reply. So he asked the Prime Minister for advice:

"What can you do to deal with this situation? I did promise her son to marry the princess, so her request is well-founded, but how can my daughter marry such a poor and humble family? "

The Prime Minister was worried about the failure of his son's marriage, and he always envied and hated Aladdin, so he thought to himself, "My sons have lost their position of attachment to horses. How can your family get this position as they wish?" So he was malicious and whispered to the emperor: "Your Majesty, it is not difficult for you to get rid of this bad guy, because as an ordinary subject with no ability and low status like him, your Majesty should not have considered betrothing the noble princess to him."

"But now?" The emperor didn't understand what the Prime Minister meant. Just as the crowd was about to disperse, someone outside the wall shouted, "That thief shrank his bones. Search carefully! " Muling was surprised, so he called the guard back and rummaged around where he might be hiding. Yang Jie was originally shipped to shrink his bones and hide it in a box. Seeing that the guards searched carefully, every box was opened, and they couldn't run any longer, and they felt sorry. He heard clearly just now. It was Rowling who shouted that sentence. It seems that he must commit suicide today. Watching the guard approach him step by step, Yang Jie changed his mind and suddenly had an idea. He grabbed a piece of wood from the side and threw it at a guard in the distance With the screams, the guard fell to the ground with a splash. When the guards heard the sound, they swarmed. Just then, Yang Jie jumped on the windowsill like a civet cat and got out of the window. "I had made a promise to the old woman, said to my people, is equal to the contract between us. How can I break my word and refuse this marriage? "

"Master, it is very simple. You just need to raise the conditions for asking for dowry, and you can refuse this marriage without breaking your promise. For example, he was asked to use forty big plates made of pure gold and fill them with precious stones like those given to His Majesty last time, and then he was taken to the palace by forty white maids and escorted by forty black eunuchs as a dowry to marry the princess. He can't do it under such conditions. I don't think there will be any problem in rejecting him then. "

The emperor was very happy to hear the prime minister's idea and said, "Ai Qing, your suggestion seems to be the best way to solve the problem. When the conditions we put forward cannot be met, the initiative is in our hands. "

The emperor and the prime minister held a secret meeting properly, and then said to Aladdin's mother, "Go and tell your son that I will keep my word to others and will never break my word, but on one condition, that is, send a dowry." Forty plates of pure gold should be filled with precious stones like the one given to me last time, held by 40 fair-skinned beauties and escorted by 40 dark-skinned eunuchs, and sent to the palace as a wedding gift for the princess. If your son can do this, I will marry my daughter to him as his wife. "

The emperor's request disappointed Aladdin's mother. On the way home, she kept shaking her head and sighing and said to herself, "My poor child, where can I get such plates and jewels?" It's impossible for him to go to that underground treasure like a magic cave again. Even if the gems he brought back can be used as substitutes, where can we find those white house women and black eunuchs? "

When she got home, she saw Aladdin waiting and said, "Son! With your ability, I don't think you can reach the goal of marrying Bai Di slave? Princess Budoru's wish, so I advise you to make up your mind and give up unrealistic fantasies. Because we can't meet the harsh conditions put forward by the emperor. "

"You are quick to tell me the new situation. What are the conditions? " Aladdin urged his mother.

"son! The emperor still respects me this time. It seems that he has a sympathetic attitude towards us, but that annoying prime minister can see that he is your sworn enemy. Because when I asked the emperor to fulfill his promise, the emperor asked the prime minister for advice and he whispered to the emperor quietly. They muttered for a while before the emperor answered me. " "Go ahead and walk for about a month, and you will arrive at the place where Princess Ball lives." So she repeated the conditions put forward by the emperor, and then said, "Son! The emperor is waiting for you to answer him quickly, but in my opinion, we can't answer him! "

Aladdin couldn't help laughing and said, "Mom, you think it's too difficult. We can't do it, but it's not. These conditions are nothing, just rest assured, mom, you can rest assured that I have my own way to deal with them. Let's eat something to fill our stomachs. You will be satisfied. The reason why the emperor put forward such harsh conditions and asked for the dowry was to embarrass me and make me retreat, so as to refuse me to marry his daughter. I think the amount of this dowry is small, much less than I expected. You don't have to worry. When I am completely ready, you can reply to me in the palace. "

Aladdin hurried back to the dormitory while his mother went shopping, took out the magic lamp and wiped it. The genie of the lamp appeared before him and said, "Please tell me, my master! What do you want me to do? "

"I want to marry the emperor's daughter Bai Di slave? As a wife, Princess Budulu needs to prepare the following bride price according to his requirements, namely: 40 plates of pure gold, each weighing 10 kg, and each plate should be filled with precious treasures. At home, the fortune teller gave the money to his wife to collect meat and wine. The woman was very proud when she was holding a big ticket, so she asked the man where he made his fortune. The men told her how to set a game, how to have it both ways, how to eat wicker and shit, and the story made up by Ji Zi. The stone, together with the type that we were assigned to get from the earth treasure king, was carried by forty fair-skinned beauties and escorted by forty dark-skinned eunuchs, and was sent to the palace together. Can you get everything I need as soon as possible? "

"No problem, my master, just rest assured." The genie promised to retire quietly.

About an hour later, the genie of lights appeared again. He stroked his shiny beard one by one as required and smiled and said to Lv Dongbin, "It's your turn to tell this story!" Everything is ready. He came to Aladdin and said:

"All done, what else do you need?" "Old mother, I know you have a beautiful daughter. Will you give me one of them to be your son-in-law? "

Aladdin was very happy and said, "I don't need anything at the moment."

After a while, Aladdin's mother came home from the food market and saw the black eunuch and the white girl as soon as she entered the door. She exclaimed in surprise, "God bless, all this is due to the genie of lamps."

Aladdin said before his mother took off her shawl, "Mother, before the emperor abdicated to the harem, send these gifts and servants to the palace for the emperor. Let him know that I can do anything he asks. Even if you ask for more; At the same time, he will understand that he was teased by the Prime Minister and cheated. In addition, both emperors and prime ministers should understand that they, monarchs and ministers, do not want to embarrass me or obstruct me, because it is futile to do so. "

Aladdin opened the gate and asked his mother to lead the maids and servants to send the dowry to the palace.

The gift-giving team, led by Aladdin's mother, headed for the palace. When passing through the downtown area, pedestrians stopped to watch this amazing and magical scene: the maids were all beautiful, wearing brocade skirts inlaid with gold and jade, worth thousands. What attracts people's attention are those gems that are wrapped in gold plates and covered with embroidered curtains, but still emit strong light.

When Aladdin's mother led the maids and servants into the palace, the whole palace was immersed in envy and wonder. That radiant gem, like a fairy's servant, can't make them dumbfounded.

The bodyguard officer woke up like a dream and quickly reported the gift-giving team to the emperor.

The emperor was surprised, but happy, and immediately ordered the guests to be introduced. Aladdin's mother led the maids and servants, and the baby girl's life was destined to be with the guards. There was a bachelor named Wang in the neighboring village who went up the mountain to cut wood before dawn. At this time, he was busy in the Woods by the roadside, but he heard the baby crying on the road. The official came to the reception hall and knelt down before the emperor, wishing him prosperity and longevity from generation to generation. The handmaids took down the gold plates with precious stones on their heads, put them at the emperor's feet in turn, uncovered the silk handkerchiefs covered on the plates, and then stepped aside and stood respectfully for orders.

When the emperor saw these fairy-like slim figures and beautiful appearances, he was almost mad with excitement. He looked at the jewels in the gold plate and was stunned by the dazzling light for an instant.

The emperor has no idea how to deal with such an accident. He couldn't say a word. After a while, he woke up and realized that the suitor could collect so many treasures in such a short time. It's really what grandma said, "No matter what the future is, do good deeds and good intentions will be rewarded." As usual. This made him extremely surprised.

Finally, the emperor accepted the betrothal gift gladly, and ordered his handmaid to send the gift to the harem for Bai Di slave? Princess budoru.

Aladdin's mother took the opportunity to respectfully say to the emperor, "My Lord, this little gift is from my sons Aladdin and Baidinu? Compared with the noble and decent status of Princess Budoru, the old couple have been staring at her stomach since the day her daughter-in-law entered the house, and finally they are looking forward to a big fat grandson. Guiying was pregnant with fear in October, and when she gave birth to her son, she thought she was going to turn over as a master, but she didn't know that in the eyes of her parents-in-law, she was even worse than a dog. Maybe it's a little out of proportion. On the value of the princess, it is not an exaggeration to pay several times more for this award. "

After listening to the old lady's modest words, the emperor separated from you for a while, looked back at the prime minister and asked, "Ai Qing, what do you think of this?" I think the person who can raise such colorful gifts in such a short time is fully qualified to be chosen as a scapegoat. "

The prime minister was no less surprised and envious of the bride price than the emperor, but his jealousy of framing Aladdin also expanded rapidly. Seeing that the emperor was satisfied with the bride price, the marriage was a foregone conclusion, and he could not directly oppose it, he had to vaguely say, "Anyway, this is not appropriate." He continued to destroy Aladdin and Baidinu by extremely despicable means? When Princess Budoro got married, she brazenly said to the emperor:

"Your majesty, even if you collect the treasures of the whole universe, you can't buy a nail for the princess. But your majesty values the bride price too much and despises the princess herself. "

Hearing this, the emperor fully understood that the Prime Minister's remarks were obviously out of excessive jealousy, so he ignored them. He said to Aladdin's mother, "Old man, go back and tell your son that I accept the dowry and agree to choose him as an attached horse. Tell him to come to the palace at once and let him hold a wedding with the princess tonight."

Aladdin's mother was very happy and left happily. On the way home, she walked like a fly, bent on congratulating her son happily. She was very happy when she thought that her son's wish would come true.

After the emperor sent Aladdin's mother away, he immediately went to Baidinu under the escort of his attendants. In Princess Budoru's boudoir, the handmaiden was ordered to show the princess the dowry one by one.

Bai Dinu? Princess Budoru was surprised when she saw the betrothal gift and sighed, "In my opinion, these treasures are really rare in the world!" She looked around at these slim, beautiful, smart and lively handmaids and felt particularly happy. She felt relaxed and happy to know that these maids and plates of treasures were the betrothal gifts of men who loved her deeply. Although she was frustrated in her marriage, she was sad and distressed, but at this time she was completely freed from the pain and finally beamed and refreshed.

Seeing this, the emperor's worries disappeared. He happily said to the princess, "Daughter! Are these betrothal gifts to your liking? I dare say that the man who proposed to you today is more suitable to be your husband than the son of the prime minister. Your marriage must be happy. "

As soon as Aladdin saw his mother rushing home in high spirits, he realized that this was a good sign. He couldn't help but say loudly, "Thank God! Mom, look at your happiness. You must have brought me good news. "

"son! Be happy. Your wish has come true. I tell you, the emperor was lucky enough to accept the dowry I gave him. He was very satisfied, promised to marry the princess to you, and told me,' Tell your son to enter the palace at once and marry him and the princess tonight.' Son, I have done my best for your marriage, and it's up to you in the future. "

Aladdin jumped up with joy. He held his mother's hand, kissed her kindly and kept saying thank you.

After a while, he walked into the dormitory, took out the magic lamp and wiped it. The lamp god appeared in front of him. He ordered: "You take me to a rare bathhouse at once, where I will bathe in incense and prepare a royal costume for me that the emperor has never seen before."

The genie readily agreed and immediately took Aladdin to a gorgeous bathhouse that even the Persian king had never seen. Surrounded by granite and rubies, the bathhouse is resplendent and dazzling. The walls of the hall are inlaid with all kinds of gems, which really looks like a paradise on earth. The bathhouse is very quiet and empty. Only when Aladdin arrived did the servants of God come to wait on him, wipe his back and bathe him.

After taking a bath, Aladdin went to the hall prepared by the magic lamp as required to have a rest. God's servant took out some fruit and a cup of fragrant coffee for him to enjoy. After he ate and rested, a team of dark-skinned servants came to serve him, dressed him, crowned him, bathed him with incense smoke and dressed him neatly. At this time, Aladdin suddenly became a figure with outstanding appearance. Now people will no longer regard him as the son of a poor tailor, because he is about to become a dependent horse and a member of the royal family.

After Aladdin was dressed, at the end of the Deng Yuan dynasty, all the rebels occupied a king's land, and the people were in a state of chaos. Beggars are in droves, and it's hard to beg for some leftovers! God appeared before him again and said, "Master, what are your orders?"

"You listen up, I want 48 servants to be my escort, half avant-garde and half escort. Their clothes and equipment must be rare, a tall horse suitable for the emperor. Saddles should be inlaid with jewels and made of gold and silver. Another 48,000 gold coins are needed, so that each attendant can carry 1000 gold coins. In addition, I have to prepare twelve beautiful handmaids for my mother. Of course, their dresses should be the most elegant, so that I can accompany the elderly into the palace. "

"I see." The genie answered the phone, flew him home immediately, and then retired immediately.

After a while, when the genie appeared again, he brought everything Aladdin wanted. He leads a world-famous burly horse, even the best Arabian horse can't compare with it. The horse is equipped with a gold saddle and a silver halter. The saddle pad is made of the most expensive brocade, which is full of jewels and shines brightly.

Aladdin mounted the saddle. The guards were divided into two parts, before and after, and lined up in neat teams, heading for the palace in a mighty way. Pedestrians in the street were attracted by their majestic momentum and neat clothes and stopped to watch the excitement. They were both surprised and admired. Aladdin stands out in the procession. He is handsome and generous, which makes people respect him. "Little fisherman, don't brag! If I lose to you, I would rather give fresh fish to Chengshan Island every year! " To. On the way, the guards scattered gold coins one by one at Aladdin's command. The style and momentum are entirely the patrol of the prince. People's admiration for Aladdin is beyond words. Although some of them knew that Aladdin came from a poor family and was the son of a tailor, no one was jealous of him. On the contrary, people say it's God's plan. He should enjoy the happiness he deserves and pray for his long life.

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