Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - A series of jokes by Liu Jia.

A series of jokes by Liu Jia.

Part I: Hahahahaha, Part II: Hehehehehehehehehehehehe. Transverse criticism: neuropathy

When a hacker meets a computer idiot

Hacker: I have taken control of your computer!

Xiao Bai: Oh

Hacker: Are you afraid? ! Hey hey!

Xiao Bai: Just in time. Help me kill the virus. There have been many problems with my computer recently!

Hacker: ......

Xiao Bai: Why do you always go in and out of my computer?

Hacker: You can install firewall.

Xiao Bai: Can't you get in through the firewall?

Hacker: No, I just want to add some fun. Controlling your computer like this makes me feel stupid.

Hacker: I'm here again.

Xiao Bai: Don't you feel bored coming here every day?

Hacker: Yes, it is. Your machine is the worst I have ever seen.

Xiao Bai: No way, it's a famous brand.

Hacker: I mean, there are only viruses in your computer besides mentally retarded games.

Xiao Bai: Oh ~ ~ Have you seen my Lianliankan? I don't remember where it was installed. Looking for it for a long time ~

Hacker: ... Goodbye.

Hacker: Where the hell have you been?

Xiaobai: ... I went out to play for a few days. Why do you want to see me?

Hacker: I want to find something.

Xiao Bai: What are you looking for here?

Hacker: Viruses, looking for old viruses from a few years ago. Only your computer has the most complete virus.

Hacker: Hello ~ ~ ~

Xiao Bai: You come every day. Are you curious about me?

Hacker: Not out of curiosity, but out of habit, so I walked in.

Xiao Bai: Well, I have a good way to change this habit of yours.

Hacker: ... Oh, what?

Xiao Bai: I'll go to the telecommunications bureau and change the bandwidth to 1K, so you can't squeeze in because it's too narrow, haha ~ ~ ~

Hacker: Genius! ..... Then can you still surf the Internet?

Xiao Bai: Yes, take your time!

Xiao Bai: Do you find it interesting to visit my computer every day?

Hacker: Interesting.

Xiao Bai: What's the point?

Hacker: I'm studying why your computer full of viruses doesn't crash.

Xiao Bai: I know.

Hacker: #% *! Why?

Xiao Bai: This is called fighting poison with poison.

The hacker is currently living in the hospital and has been confirmed to show symptoms of mental illness.