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A series of jokes by Liu Jia.
When a hacker meets a computer idiot
Hacker: I have taken control of your computer!
Xiao Bai: Oh
Hacker: Are you afraid? ! Hey hey!
Xiao Bai: Just in time. Help me kill the virus. There have been many problems with my computer recently!
Hacker: ......
Xiao Bai: Why do you always go in and out of my computer?
Hacker: You can install firewall.
Xiao Bai: Can't you get in through the firewall?
Hacker: No, I just want to add some fun. Controlling your computer like this makes me feel stupid.
Hacker: I'm here again.
Xiao Bai: Don't you feel bored coming here every day?
Hacker: Yes, it is. Your machine is the worst I have ever seen.
Xiao Bai: No way, it's a famous brand.
Hacker: I mean, there are only viruses in your computer besides mentally retarded games.
Xiao Bai: Oh ~ ~ Have you seen my Lianliankan? I don't remember where it was installed. Looking for it for a long time ~
Hacker: ... Goodbye.
Hacker: Where the hell have you been?
Xiaobai: ... I went out to play for a few days. Why do you want to see me?
Hacker: I want to find something.
Xiao Bai: What are you looking for here?
Hacker: Viruses, looking for old viruses from a few years ago. Only your computer has the most complete virus.
Hacker: Hello ~ ~ ~
Xiao Bai: You come every day. Are you curious about me?
Hacker: Not out of curiosity, but out of habit, so I walked in.
Xiao Bai: Well, I have a good way to change this habit of yours.
Hacker: ... Oh, what?
Xiao Bai: I'll go to the telecommunications bureau and change the bandwidth to 1K, so you can't squeeze in because it's too narrow, haha ~ ~ ~
Hacker: Genius! ..... Then can you still surf the Internet?
Xiao Bai: Yes, take your time!
Xiao Bai: Do you find it interesting to visit my computer every day?
Hacker: Interesting.
Xiao Bai: What's the point?
Hacker: I'm studying why your computer full of viruses doesn't crash.
Xiao Bai: I know.
Hacker: #% *! Why?
Xiao Bai: This is called fighting poison with poison.
The hacker is currently living in the hospital and has been confirmed to show symptoms of mental illness.
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