A man and a woman are in love.

W: There are two white rabbits. One tells me that I like you, and the other tells me that I don't like you. One day, I don't like you going out. What's the name of the one who stays at home?

M: I like you.

W: Well, I like you, too.

Woman: Say three words to warm your heart and satisfy your wishes.

Man: I love you.

Woman: Not bad. Let's listen to your wishes.

Man: You love me.

W: There are two white rabbits. One tells me that I like you, and the other tells me that I don't like you. One day, I don't like you going out. What's the name of the one who stays at home?

M: I like you.

Man: There are two white rabbits. One told me to love you, and the other told me not to love you. One day, I loved you and went out. Who is left?

Woman: Shit, what do you mean?

M: Just answer.

Woman: I don't love you.

M: Then I love you too.