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Why did Sima Yan make such a stupid Sima Zhong a prince?
One summer, Huidi and his entourage went to Hualin Garden to play. They walked to a pond and heard frogs cooing inside. Hui Di thought it was strange, so he asked his followers whether these things were official or private. The waiter said: "What is the official family name, it is the official family; If it is called privately, it is private. "
Another year of famine, people have no food, and people starve to death everywhere. Someone reported this situation to Jin Huidi, but Jin Huidi told reporters: There is no food to eat, so why don't they eat meat porridge? "Report heard, in distress situation, the victims can't even eat rice, where is the meat porridge? This shows how stupid Jin Huidi is. No wonder Sima Lun, the king of Zhao, usurped the throne in the Eight Kings Rebellion. On the night of the first year of Guangxi (65438+3071October 8th)1month17th, Emperor Sima Zhong of the Jin Dynasty died in Xianyang Hall of Chang 'an because he ate Sima Yue's poisonous cakes. At the age of 48, he was buried in Sun Mausoleum, and his younger brother Jin Huaidi Sima Chi (284-3 13) ascended the throne and changed to Yongjia.
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