Folktale: Silly son-in-law visits his father-in-law's house.

During the Guangxu period of the Qing Dynasty, there was a girl named A Fang, who was beautiful, intelligent and wise. But because of what the matchmaker said, he married a fool. It's really a flower inserted in cow dung.

As the saying goes, a daughter is the fate of rape. She enjoys happiness on fertile land and lives hard on barren land. I think this girl is really unlucky. However, the same bridge is fate, and they got married 800 years ago. This is God's will, and it's hard to break it! Fang, of course, had to accept her fate and live with her stupid husband wholeheartedly.

Fools have a lot of energy to work hard at home. As long as one party says it, a fool can do it 100%. Fang doesn't have to worry too much, and don't bother too much. Even fools do things like grinders, and they only turn after a push.

But when it comes to socializing, a fool can't make a fart with three sticks, so he can carry it all. When a guest arrives home, a fool can say hello at most. A Fang is afraid of fools talking nonsense and saying the wrong thing to make others laugh. She told the guest that she was too busy, so the fool just stayed in the kitchen and ordered him to light the fire when it was burning and sit alone behind the stove when it was not burning.

At home, Fang keeps everything in order. But then again, living at home can't always be seen by women. On this day, Fang's family repeatedly invited her new uncle to be a guest. After all, Fang has been married for half a year, and many people in the village have never even met. In the past, Fang always shirked his face. It seems that she can't stop this time.

What are we doing? Ugly daughter-in-law wants to see her in-laws. Fang also has to teach fools how to play it by ear at home, don't talk casually, and try to talk less or not. Fools will keep them in mind.

This day early in the morning, the fool was ready to hit the road, but Fang still didn't trust him, and repeatedly told him:

"Oh, by the way, my home is at the foot of the mountain. There are pine trees everywhere. Almost everything in my home is made of pine trees ..."

The fool came to his father-in-law's house, and many people waited outside the door. The fool is tall and burly, with a good face. His clothes have been washed and changed, and his parents-in-law also like it.

I saw a fool smiling and nodding, greeting her parents-in-law. The fool walked to the gate, but suddenly stopped, stared at the gate for a while and said to himself, "The gate of my father-in-law's house is really nice, and it is made entirely of pine trees."

Father-in-law thought, son-in-law has a good eye. After painting for several years, he can actually see the texture. My daughter is really blessed. It seems that she has found a suitable husband. So I quickly called my wife to the kitchen to prepare tea. Not long after, my mother-in-law brought a big bowl of "sugar eggs".

The fool sat at the table and was about to eat, but he stopped chopsticks and said to his parents-in-law, "Your big table, bench and this bowl of chopsticks, like the gate, are all made of pine trees?"

Hearing this, the two old people could not help secretly admiring. I thought, my son-in-law is good at learning wood, and it seems that it is not a corner!

At present, my father-in-law ordered to buy wine, and my mother-in-law killed chickens and ducks. My family is very busy.

Soon, a table of dining tables was ready. Needless to say, the new uncle is sitting in his seat and everyone respects him as a guest of honor. According to Fang's instructions, fools should respect their father-in-law first and then their mother-in-law. But my mother-in-law is still in the kitchen, sweating like a pig I heard that my new son-in-law wanted to have a drink with her. He forgot to wipe his sweat, put on a sleeveless coat and ran happily. I saw a fool holding his glass high respectfully, but just as he was about to start, he suddenly stopped and blinked and said, "grandma, is your arm made of pine trees, too?"

"Son-in-law, you are so humorous. My arm is not a prosthesis. How can it be made of pine trees? Everyone is fleshy! " My mother-in-law is very embarrassed to say.

The fool thought that his mother-in-law was testing him, so he said methodically, "Mother-in-law, don't treat me like a fool. When you raised your glass just now, I clearly saw all the hairs under your armpit. Do you still want to deny it? "