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Love makes you think, marriage makes you worry.

1. Youth is irretrievable water, which instantly disappears at the fingertips. It's hard to waste, but it's hard to regret. 2. No matter how the world of mortals changes, no matter how individuals choose, no matter how heavy things are in their hands, we all bravely escape, but we are sad and gratified! As usual, we went to the depths of life.

All the gains and losses are a blessing in disguise, and there is nothing to regret.

When we sigh for the youth that is gone forever, we should consider the decay of the future, and don't regret not caring about Ding Zhuang at that time.

5. If you don't lose weight, how can you make your ex regret making your secret love open and present?

6. You have to cross the valley to see the light. If you have loved, don't say regret. If you have been hurt, you will know the pain of love. No one is always smooth sailing. You have to cross the valley to see the light.

7. When hearts collide, love comes into being; When love meets love, it is destined to be with you for life; Fate makes us hold hands, love makes us stay and cherish each other forever.

8. Not everyone can wait for you after you regret it. Not everyone can choose to forget after being hurt and let bygones be bygones. Perhaps by that time, reunion has become the greatest luxury. Even second time around only reflects the love that has turned into residue after injury. I'm afraid that when I know who I want to cherish most and who can give me the greatest happiness, I'll never find that person scattered in the sea of people again.

9. My life is full of warmth. I gave you everything, and you left me. How to smile at others in the future?

10. I don't want to regret it. I just care about my feelings and bother others.

1 1. Have you ever written a person's name on a foggy mirror or glass? Then wipe it off in a hurry.

12. The most precious thing in life is time, and the most important thing is to reduce regrets. Time is gone forever, no matter how big the ambition, no matter how beautiful the idea, no matter how deep the confession, no matter how huge the wealth, everything will be empty. If you know how to cherish time, you will try your best to arrange every moment, when to struggle, when to enjoy, when to love and when to let go. Every step you take will not hurt every memory with heartbreaking regrets. This is the truest happiness.

13. Although everything will come naturally in the end, I have never worked hard, so I am not qualified to regret it.

14. People always ask me, do you regret your present situation? I can't say regret, and I won't say regret, because since I took this step from the beginning, I will go on without hesitation and can't think about the word regret.

15. Nothing is more precious than time, so never put off today until tomorrow.

16. If life is divided into two parts, the philosophy of life in the first half is not to hesitate, and the philosophy of life in the second half is not to regret.

17. If there is an afterlife, I would like to be an orphan, unrestrained, helpless and without regrets.

18. Smile when your lover doesn't love you, okay?

19. The most painful decision I made was to break up with you, and the most regretful decision was to come back to you repeatedly.

20. Life is your choice. Don't regret if you choose. Even if you are tired, you should walk on your knees.

2 1. I hope you have a good life so that I won't regret giving up on you. I hope you have a bad life, because I have a bad life.

22. For so many years, I have been learning one thing, that is, I don't look back, I only regret what I didn't do, and I don't regret what I did. Every step of life needs to pay a price. I got what I wanted and lost what I didn't want to lose. But all the people in this world, who is not like this?

23. I feel that time passes quickly and I am forging ahead; People who think time is slow are lazy; I feel that time is short and inspirational; People who have been depressed for a long time; Those who ignore the existence of time are ignored by time, and those who regret the rush of time are abandoned by the rush of life. Cherish your priceless wealth-time.

24. Being wrong is only a temporary regret, and missing it is a lifelong regret. Reckless, may make you regret for a while, timid, but may make you regret for a lifetime.

I struggle with these three things every day: I don't want to sleep at night. I can't get up in the morning. I regret staying up too late last night.

26. Isn't there a saying that if you do it, you will regret it. If you don't do it, regret is more appropriate.

27. Regret that you don't know how to understand your love.

28. Fate always paints a picture in everyone's youth in different ways.

29. Let my love be with you forever, no matter whether the wind and rain come again. I don't need to prove my commitment, my heart has already paid. I just want to be with you in my life. There is nothing to regret!

30. What you can't reach is forever, and what you can't forget is once.

3 1. Now I have grown up, and I am in the third grade. I bid farewell to my youth, earn money to support myself, and start to provide housing and cars. We have come all the way, lost all the way and gained all the way. But we can't find the purest things anymore, and that's what we miss. No matter how deep the scar is, it will be forgotten and healed over time. Only the sincere happiness that we once had will remain in our memory forever. The longer the time, the more attractive it will be.

32. You can't regret in life, only regret, because regret is only a sigh of missing, and whether you regret or not has decided your choice.

33. An old friend has become someone else's new friend and loves her more than I do.

34. Being apart from each other, I never regret being with you. I don't expect passion between lovers, only superficial concern. When I choose to be with you, I make up my mind to love you all my life and give you the best promise. I just hope you firmly believe that our love will go far. I have no idea that this is just cheating. Began to regret the promise I gave you, only for an embarrassing time.

Many people always regret what they have done before, but I think it's nothing to regret what they have done. If they regret not doing it, they really regret it.

36. I regret not having a regular check-up when I was sick.

37. Give you a gift while you are young, and regret it when you are old.

38. Most elderly people object too much, discuss too long, act too late and regret too early.

39. I thought you would take my hand and accompany me into the auditorium.

40. Love makes you think, and marriage makes you worry.

4 1. When you don't feel sorry, confused or careless, go ahead bravely, because the road ahead is still waiting for you!

42. As time goes by, years corrode the traces of love and life becomes dull. When you are over 60, will you still say those three words to your lover?

43. You are a bayonet, and you are a strong liquor. You will faint when the knife goes into your heart.

44. Love is a simple word. If you miss it, you will regret it for a lifetime. If you believe it, you will be infatuated for life. ....

45. My friend asked me if it was a pity that I didn't fall in love in college. I said, I just haven't met it yet. It's better to lack than to abuse. There may be regrets, but life without regrets is not perfect. Only with regrets can we appreciate what we have better.

46. Not everyone can wait for you after you regret it.

47. The wife didn't regret not understanding her lover until the divorce.

48. The noise and light in the world and the happiness and happiness in the world are like a clean stream. In the wind, in front of my eyes, it is as warm as spring. I don't expect anything. I just want you to be happy and not sad.

49. I just hope you can understand that you are fine here. If you're not here, you'll be old. That's all.

50. Not every hope can be realized, and confidence will not be impassioned at any time, but at least don't let yourself regret it.

5 1. I will never see you hip-hop with other girls again, and I can still leave with a smile.

52. If you fall in love, don't give up easily. Very embarrassed, maybe you will regret it for a while; But if you give up, you may regret it for a lifetime. Life that has experienced love is beautiful, and love that cannot stand the test is not profound. Beautiful love enriches life, and tested love is perfect.

53. Sometimes, for the sake of love, I quietly avoid it. What I avoid is the figure, but what I can't avoid is the silent feelings.

54. When you grow up, it's nothing, and you will still make mistakes or be confused; Regret is not worse for those who hate it, but more cherished for those who like it. However, only we can decide our appearance.

55. People who don't know how to create the word regret will never regret it again.

56. Choose your own path, and you won't regret it.

57. Courage is to dare to think, dare to do, have a set of ideas to do, and not regret success or not. People who are afraid of wolves and tigers will never achieve great things. It's easy to eliminate poverty, but it's difficult to eliminate your inner sense of poverty. A negative attitude is like cancer. Once cancer appears in the body, other organs will also be infected. If you can sink your will, why not; If you are ambitious, you can't do anything.

58. I hate that I have been waiting for your information for a long time, and all I get is, Oh, do you think I'm telling a story or a joke?

59. We all let go of love. After many years, do you regret having loved vigorously?

60. Honest people never regret their honesty.

Life's classic inspirational motto, let time flow away your troubles.

1. When you succeed, who will care about your life?

Forgiving others means leaving room for manoeuvre in your heart.

People can be grateful for a little help from a stranger, but turn a blind eye to the benefits of the boss who gets along with each other day and night and take it for granted.

Although the past cannot be changed, the future can.

The so-called love story is that you say something that you don't even believe, but you want the other person to believe it.

6. Love is a tragedy, and not everyone can act it well!

7. Even catching a cold? Body? One? Detoxification method

8. There are always many accidents and coincidences in life. Two parallel lines may intersect one day.

9. People are not bad, just habits. Everyone has habits, but the depth is different. As long as he has a good heart, forgive him if he can, and don't treat him as a bad person.

10. Our lives are different. All we can do is accept and accept the ups and downs; Accept justice and injustice; Accept, accept

1 1. You will never belong to me, only myself belongs to me.

12. You can't see yourself, you only see your own shadow.

13. Luck often comes only because you take one more look, think more and take one more step.

14. The direction is wrong, the efforts are in vain, the direction is greater than the method, the motivation is greater than the ability, and the life is greater than the work. Everything is our fault.

15. If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to beat him.

16. Being young and ignorant is too hasty, and you are on the road of no return.

17. Love is like a storm. Come whenever you want, and you can't stop it.

18. There is no one in the world who will never be vilified or admired forever. People will criticize you if you talk too much. People will criticize you if you speak a little. When you are silent, others will criticize you. In this world, there is no one who is not criticized.

19. Time will pass. Let time drive away your troubles!

20. What is misfortune? It's a pity that you see others happier than you.

2 1. My belief: I believe I can accomplish anything I want, and I firmly believe that this task is worth my efforts and efforts.

22. Dress better than anyone else and do worse than anyone else.

23. It's time to learn the inspirational motto of growing up.

24. Nothing can wash away everything except tears, that is, feelings pass by with time. The longer the time, the lighter the conflict, just like tea that is constantly diluted.

25. Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. Whether you open it or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow through your fingers drop by drop.

26. When he let you down, he also killed all your hopes for him.

27. It is better for you to accept than complain. There is no better way for you to accept the unchangeable fact.

28. If you don't move forward, you don't know the distance; If you don't study hard, you won't understand the truth.

29. If you have a selfless love, you have everything.

30.? Think? It's self-love, but I didn't expect it to be white love.

Regretful love sentence

First, when you see through everything, you will know that losing is more practical than having.

Second, the most romantic love story is that the lover who has broken up with you calls and asks, "How are you?" Your usual answer: "I'm fine." In fact, you still love him, and you are not good at all.

Third, I hope to lock the Yellow River and the Yangtze River. You are by my side! I hope I don't leave, I hope I don't think about it, I hope I can light the stars and go with you to the end of time!

It is said that when two people get along for a long time, they will reach an inexplicable tacit understanding. For example, if you ignore me, I will ignore you.

Your heart is the corner of my sea and the end of the world. I can't go any further. We go to the ends of the earth in this life, not to wander the earth, but to accompany the world.

Six, in the country of love, there will always be a protagonist and a supporting role, the tired will always be the protagonist, and the injured will always be the supporting role. Although life can repeat the first love, it can't repeat the regret; You can regret it repeatedly, but you can't like it repeatedly.

7. I regret it. The more I know the truth, the more I regret it. I really shouldn't give up this relationship because I am angry.

Eight, I constantly make myself excellent, because I want you to regret losing me like this.

9. recklessness may make you regret it for a while; Cowardice may make you regret it all your life. Life without love is incomplete, and love without pain is not profound. Love enriches life, and pain sublimates love.

X. Meeting is wrong, knowing is wrong, being together is wrong, being seduced by you is wrong, falling in love with you is wrong, and falling in love with you is wrong.

[page] XI。 I don't know what to do at this time. I can't see your news or hear your voice. So quiet! My heart is broken! Come back quickly, my love!

I will still believe in love, but I won't believe that love can last forever.

Thirteen, pants off the belt to know what is dependence.

Even if the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, our love will not fade; Even if we are old forever, our love will not be small; Even if the stars move, our love will not shift. Even if it accumulates over time, our love will not regret!

15. Only I know how difficult it is to love someone. Losing all your youth turned out to be a mistake. I don't want to play dumb, but I have to admit defeat. Who else can keep the missing lover? I can only pretend to be deaf and dumb, pretending that I am very happy, and I can't keep tears in my heart.

Sixteen, when you are young, happiness is a thing, and you will be happy if you have it; When you grow up, happiness is a goal, and when you reach it, you will be happy; When you are mature, you find that happiness is a state of mind. When you understand it, you will be happy.

Seventeen, someone taught you how to love, but he doesn't love you.

18. Will you forgive me? I will prove it to you with my actions! I love you and follow you all my life, no matter how tortuous, stormy and bumpy our future road is! I will still go with you. I really love you!

Nineteen, some roads are far away, and it will be very tiring to go on. However, if you don't leave, you will regret it.

Twenty, there is a saying, once said, you will regret it; If you have a wound, you will be numb when it hurts.

[page] Twenty-one, the cruelty of love is exhausted. Love is deep and lonely. Pain makes people mature, strong people will realize the true meaning of love, and weak people will only have resentment.

Twenty-two, we are too easy to let a song take us to the right place. When we hear a song, we seem to be walking in the lyrics.

Twenty-three, some people say: If you remember the scene of the first meeting, it means that your fate is not over yet.

Twenty-four, there was a sincere love in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it The most painful thing in the world is this.

I can only fight for money when love fails, but I never regret what I have done. Although failure is a mistake, I don't regret it. I will, but you didn't even give me a chance to make up for it! Let me think about how to change myself and make up for my mistakes every day.

Twenty-six, if the stone also tears, I would like to be a stubborn stone and cry in your heart. At least, I can feel your temperature.

No matter how old you are, no matter how urged by your family and friends, don't treat marriage casually. Marriage is not playing cards, and shuffling is costly.

No one has ever seen a deep-sea fish shed tears, so they think it won't be sad, because it lives at the bottom of the deep sea, and its tears are invisible to people.

Not that I regret it, but that I can't face the ending without you. It's cruel to keep mentioning the happiness that has passed. The feeling of mourning.

30. Life and love can't last forever, but it is inevitable that they will end prematurely. So when you have love, please cherish your love and cherish the people around you who love you. Don't wait until you lose it to regret it!

[Page 3 1]. I know it's my fault that makes you angry again, but don't sentence me to death! I want to appeal! I want revenge! I want to make a phone call! Next to you!

Thirty-two, some things are always beautiful to think of, so you take it for granted and ruin a reality that could have been very happy.

The most precious thing in the world is not what you have lost, nor what you will never get, but what you have now!

Never give up what you really want. It is hard to wait, but it is even more regrettable.

Thirty-five, singing sad songs, looking at the beloved girl. The heart is broken for you, the song is sung for you, and the heart is broken for you. I just want to make you happy, I'm sorry!

36. Some people will be engraved in their memories forever. Even if they forget his voice, his smile and his face, the feeling when they think of him will never change.

Thirty-seven, through the night, I pressed my left cheek, my right cheek hurt, my right cheek hurt, and both sides moved together, and the pain spread all over my body. It turns out that this is the pain of missing, and it is my dream that you will come back to me!

Thirty-eight, I will never love anyone, even you.

39. Life without love is incomplete, and love without pain is not profound. Love enriches life, and pain sublimates love.

Forty years old, and now I'm finally leaving. I feel a little relieved that he left before me. Sooner or later, such sadness will make one of us feel lonely, so let me bear it.

[Page 4 1]. Forgive me, you know, I live like a storm every day. Please allow me a sunny day!

I miss our time together and your smile! Miss your good! Only blame yourself for not knowing how to cherish! Give us a chance to go back!

Forty-three, no one is right or wrong in love, but we all forget to give our heart.

44. Never regret anything, because that was what you wanted.

Forty-five, you can wait if you miss the sunrise, come back if you miss the beautiful scenery, wait if you miss the meteor, and never come back if you miss love! Cherish the people around you, especially those you love and love.

Forty-six, don't say you still have feelings. You and I both know that hugs don't mean friendliness. Just because you think of me makes you proud. Some people, without even quarreling, disappear into the sea of people.

Forty-seven, I'm not really used to refusing, but I'm afraid that once I hold hands and return to a person, I can't stand that kind of loneliness and sadness. If I don't, I'm not afraid to lose.

48, quietly disappeared in the sea of people, so that no one can see! Missing is a pain that can be breathed, which evaporates instantly and makes the impossible disappear with it!

Forty-nine, after two people broke up, one pretended to be happy and the other was really sad.

50. Because the past cannot be changed, what we have to do is to choose again and change the future.

[page] 5 1。 Don't hate people who hurt themselves and leave themselves. You chose to be hurt by them. Whether their existence makes us mature or ignorant depends on your choice. You can forget the past, but you must let go.

52. Love is not so beautiful. No matter how much you pay, you don't regret it. Love is really tired, no matter how hard it is, because of love, so love, as long as you understand!

Fifty-three, always wait for a long time, always wait until there is no retreat, only to know that what you have abandoned will never be encountered again in the days to come.

If you shed tears when you miss the sun, you will also miss the stars.

Fifty-five, one day you think of me, time has precipitated all the mistakes, and you have learned not to ask why. Until one day, love begins to be stingy, will you miss the original heat? Go through your own twists and turns all the way until one day, choose one person to help each other.

In your eyes, Russia may be cheap, but at least I love myself. I saw two children eating an ice cream in the street and licked it clean at the first bite, which reminded me of my naive happiness.

57. Instead of making excuses everywhere, just say I don't love you.

Fifty-eight, back? Honey, I know I was wrong. I'm sorry, I can't lose you.

59. We will never regard each other as irreplaceable as before; We will never love as hard as before until we cry.

I can't get used to it without him, because I have never been used to having him.

[page] 6 1 page. Regret is an emotion that enervates the spirit. Regret is a bigger loss than loss and a bigger mistake than mistake, so don't regret it.

Sixty-two, embarrassed, maybe you will regret it for a while; But if you give up, you may regret it for a lifetime. Life that has experienced love is beautiful, and love that cannot stand the test is not profound. Beautiful love enriches life, and tested love is perfect.

Sixty-three, when tears came down, I realized that separation is another kind of understanding.

Sixty-four, once the dream was broken all over the floor, pick it up, try to piece it together, then break it again, pick it up again, and piece it together again until one day it can't be pieced together again.

Sixty-five, because I love you, I am willing to bless you with a smile. Watching you leave, sad tears will flow down and it will hurt. How I wish you could look back at me and let's hug again, ok?

Goodbye, I love you very much. Although I'm all thumbs, I tried, so I don't regret it. Now, I give you back my love. Can you give me back my little pride?

Missing someone is like drinking a glass of cold water and then dripping into tears.

Sixty-eight, you woke me up suddenly. The time when we met can be calculated in years. You found your love, and I'm still wandering around.

Sixty-nine, I didn't find my feelings for you until I broke up. I can't live without you. Let's not be apart again, shall we?

I want you to know that I love you. If you run away, I will definitely chase you. No matter where you are, even if it is a knife, a mountain and a sea of fire, I will definitely chase you.

Love the sentence that breaks your heart

Love the sentence that breaks your heart

1, who hasn't been hurt, hurt, lost or regretted in life. Not all people will know each other when they pass by, and not all people will be unforgettable when they come and go.

2. In my heart, there is your unexpected pain. How long can I hold on and keep my strongest smile?

3. In the coffee shop, people who listen to music quietly are people with stories. The bitter taste is the most memorable and unforgettable. In this world, there is no special boundary between sadness and happiness, but there is a profound difference between memory and reality.

Before I locked myself up so tightly, I was completely hurt by love.

There are only two ways not to fall in love: one is not to fall in love; Second, be brave to love until you meet someone who will never let you fall in love.

I'm sorry, it's not that I don't love you, but that you never gave me a chance to love you.

7, the left eye has never seen the right eye side, I don't know how to comfort but only know to accompany it to tears.

8, like a person on the road, no direction, no home, just want to find a suitable place to stay.

9. Perhaps the most beautiful thing is not to keep time, but to keep memories. Just like the feeling of first acquaintance, even a casual smile is the story we miss most. I hope that at that time, like the first time.

10, if you take the initiative for a long time, you will be tired, if you take care of it for a long time, you will collapse, if you are silent for a long time, you will suffer, and if you miss it for a long time, you will cry.

1 1. If you are not a lifelong person, don't talk about it for a lifetime.

12, whose beauty, sadness and feelings are in full view.

13, the sofa you sat on is wider, and the music you love has stopped. I waited for you that day and became a decoration.

14, it's no use taking a shortcut because you are not the same person.

15, no matter how you look back and how you give up, who can pick up the old days? Unforgettable memory, old and sad, who won't be whose past?

16, I wish death was just a button on my body, and it wouldn't hurt if I pressed it.

17, love, perhaps the most extravagant thing in the world, everyone wants it, but how many people can enjoy it.

18, everyone has their own happiness. When you look up to others' happiness, others are also looking up to your happiness. It is rare to be confused and easy to be happy; Too serious, easy to worry.

19, the hourglass is upside down and repeated, and the pain of life is experienced again and again.

20. The original distress is like this: hypnotize yourself and tell yourself that you are happy.

2 1, I loved a man with scars all over his back.

22. Allow yourself to indulge once a day, cry once, and laugh happily the rest of the time.

23, if a person is very sad, find a corner or a quilt to cry, do not need other people's sympathy, and live happily after crying.

I have never been hurt by anyone, but I accidentally cut my heart when I was young.

25. Is love like this? If you play for a long time, you will get tired of it, and you will dislike it.