Feng Gong’s sketch must have all the lines

—Dear leaders, dear students, hello everyone! National Day is coming soon, and on behalf of our traffic police, I would like to extend holiday congratulations to everyone. I wish you all a happy National Day, a happy mood, and a good time!

—Dear leaders, dear students, hello everyone! National Day is coming soon. On behalf of our taxi drivers, I would like to extend my best wishes to everyone. I wish you happiness every day, contentment, and happiness in everything you have to do! Our taxi drivers are busy during this holiday~!

—That comrade!

—Huh?

—Come here!

—Don’t call me!

—I’m calling you!

—Did you see it? This is popularity~ Who doesn’t like handsome guys~! Policewomen are human beings too!

—Comrade!

—So slimy! You have urged me eight times in such a short time! Do you want me to go there? past? Don't want to go? But go ahead and try it! Dear Leader, Dear Comrade Policewoman! I miss you so much~! He won't let me come over to him!

—Please show your driver’s license! (Salute)

—Alas! Don't salute! Too expensive! I raised my hand and lost dozens of them! I recruited you!

—You were the one overtaking on the curve just now!

—No~~it’s not me! I didn’t exceed it!

—You didn’t pass?

—Not super!

—Didn’t overtake? Why didn’t the car in front of me run behind you?

—Hmm~! He was in reverse gear!

—It must be the wrong person!

—Impossible~! It’s good to admit you! Looks like Feng Gong!

—Why do you curse? You! There are so many beautiful people in Lao Feng’s family! For example, Feng Xiaogang! Those two big teeth are like small shovels! How can I be like Feng Gong? How small Feng Gong’s eyes are! Look at our eyes~I can hardly open them~! Do you know how our brother described you?

—How to describe it?

—Let’s talk about you~ Your ears are like ingots, your eyes are like pearls, your square face is like the capital city~ No matter how you look at it, you look like... Ni Ping, her second aunt~!

—Quite vivid! Fine 20!

—Deliberately scaring me! Who doesn’t know you? You are a policewoman with a sassy and heroic appearance, and you care a lot about our brother. You will not be deducted or punished for overtaking when crossing the line. They all say that you are the eldest sister. In my opinion, you are better than your own mother!

—Am I that old?

—Little biological mother!

—Go directly to the bank to pay!

—What a punishment! ...then take care of yourself! It was dark and the road was slippery, so I kicked my foot into the air~You two front teeth!

—Come back! Who do you think is missing two front teeth?

—It’s not a bad thing! I'll give you two more gold ones! At that time, as soon as you get on duty, you smile like that at the intersection, revealing two big golden teeth. When the driver sees it, wow~! The yellow light is on! Kick the accelerator! We will punish whoever rushes over!

—You are quite poor!

—We are poor farmers~!

—Give me the notebook. Lose your driver's license for a month!

—Don’t mention it! If you deduct two hours from me, I won’t be able to make any money back! You are not afraid! How beautiful you are~ Standing on the road, no one dares to mess with you, the family is angry. You are angry outside, but you don't smile when you see no one. There are no wrinkles on your face, you wipe the sweat, you wipe your nose, and you look at it from a distance, like a shredded apple.

—That doesn’t make you feel comfortable either~! Haven't you heard? My sister’s brother drives cars every day, makes a lot of money, has many contacts, and gossip spreads everywhere~. Jet Li is Li Lianying's cousin, Andy Lau is Liu Luoguo, Zhao Benshan wants to fly on the Yellow River, and the United States invaded Iraq because Saddam Hussein stole the Bush family's pressure cooker~!

—Who is so short of this? Promote this! Do I have the time? As soon as we open our eyes, we owe someone 200 yuan for a car share! If you are not convinced, drive back and rent it out and give it a try!

—I drive! You stand guard!

—There are many people who stand guard better than you! Look at the cement men in police uniforms on the highway, all of them are straighter than you! And they don’t shake when the wind blows, they don’t run when it rains, and sometimes a bird lands on their head, but their attitude is still good~~!

—That’s what you want to say~ We really need to switch~ Recently our team is carrying out empathy activities.

Let's also switch places. How about I drive back to the taxi and you become the traffic coordinator?

—Is this okay?

—Our team leader drove out for a taxi early in the morning! Didn't you see where the police uniforms are?

—Whose car is this? Drive away! I'll drag it away for you in a moment! It’s no use inviting me to dinner!

—What are you doing?

—Didn’t you know that I would take care of it!

—Is this co-management?

—I don’t believe you should take care of this matter!

—Huh?

—No! Let’s take care of it! Drive to me quickly! Don’t be too tired on your first trip! Just make me seven or eight hundred! According to the regulations, the two hundred yuan for the car share...

—Do you want me to give you the money first?

—What do we have to say~~ Give it first, give it first, give it first!

—Be your coordinator!

—Alas! As a co-manager, I am obedient! .... Be a co-manager. If you want to be a police officer, I will be a police officer. My grandma has always said to me since I was little: If I have a sharp point on my nose, I will be an official when I grow up! How about becoming a captain? From now on, you can’t be polite when you see a taxi driver! I don't know about them yet! If you give it some sunshine, it will shine! If you give it a little flood, it will overflow! If you give him a broken basket, he'll lay eggs in it! ..... As a captain, this captain is so boring that he doesn’t even have a cigarette! Do you guys look like me? ….It’s really cold today! Nowadays, the technology of breaking holes is so advanced, why can't it turn my hands into two bear's paws? First, directing traffic is not cold-handed. Second, to correct the violation, saluting seems very heavy. Third, if I work overtime and miss meals, wouldn’t I just take care of it myself? ....How dare this car run through a red light! parking! This way! Really!

—Oops~ I’m so sorry!

—Just saying sorry is enough! How outrageous! As a police officer, look how dirty your shoes are!

—Oh~~~~Why don’t you stop me?

—Why should I stop you? You are a policeman, and the road is owned by your family! Do you think I can’t tell you are wearing plain clothes?

—I ran a red light!

—You ran a red light, (~) I am color blind! Everything that is red looks green to me! There is a fire brigade in front of our door. For all these years, I always thought it was the post office! !

—You are the police~! You must enforce the law strictly, break the law and correct it. Everyone is equal before the law. Do you understand?

—Understand! Even when my own daughter-in-law comes, I have to deduct it!

—Yes!

—But I have no matches and I am a bachelor!

—Who asked you! goodbye! Bye-Bye!

—If you want to seize the car, come again~! Alas ~ Alto! Don't move! Is this the way you want to go? What are you writing randomly? I'm Alto, don't bully me when I'm young. My brother is Audi. …Your dad is still in the Olympics! What a nonsense! …Ouch! Why doesn’t this car have a driver? parking! Yo! celebrity! Pan Changjiang! Tell me who is responsible for this! I just looked at the steering wheel from afar! I thought you were driving without one! From now on, wouldn’t it be enough to put a mazar under your butt while driving? Ouch! This one wants to overtake, so I have to hide. I'll give her a wait and see~! ………..I’ve been waiting here…for…you all day!

—I really didn’t see you!

—If you see me, who will I arrest? No matter how cunning your hunter is, you can't defeat my fox! …please show your driver’s license!

—Don’t mention it! master!

—Master~Father! And Bajie! I have no plans to seek Buddhist scriptures from the West! No objection to a 100 fine!

—Our family’s life is indeed difficult!

—Know the way! It’s extremely difficult ~ I just moved into a new building recently and I still have no money to decorate it. I bought a bunch of lottery tickets and won a bottle of soy sauce!

—How do you know everything!

—That’s what the three people who just passed by said so! It’s easy for us traffic policemen~ We bathe in the wind and rain in the summer, stand upright in the ice and snow in the winter, and bear the exhaust fumes of cars at all times. They say that we are road vacuum cleaners wearing big caps! ….Quit! ! Is it easy for me?

—It’s easy for me~! Since I got into your car, I haven’t even had a drink of water, let alone eating! As soon as I walked in, I met four waving people.

The first two were snatched away by other cars, and the third one was an inquirer! I finally dragged the fourth person into the car and he asked me: Do you want to buy a newspaper? I said buy it!

—Buy?

—It’s not easy for others either!

—Ouch~ It’s easy for you~ You’ve been bitten by mosquitoes yourself and why are you thinking about tickling others? Who will pay for the car?

—Isn’t it okay if I pay it for you? Today, I will bring 50, and I will give you the rest tomorrow!

—Really! Ouch friends! I have been driving a rental car for so many years and have always paid the police. I never expected that today I would finally get my money back! In the past, I saw you always walking on the catwalk when you were standing guard. I thought you had worked as a model! Now I understand that you are the precursor of Lao Han’s legs! Keep this money to buy a pair of knee pads! Take good care of your legs, so you can run faster when you come back to chase me to fine me!

—As long as you understand our traffic police, I will be warmer than wearing knee pads!

—You can understand our brother, I would be happier than earning 200 yuan more! (Put the money in your pocket)

—Actually, I have known you are a good person for a long time. When I was on guard that day, I saw you helping an old lady cross the road and helping her carry rice!

—Traditional virtues!

—Do you know who that old lady is?

—Your mother, I have already done the reconnaissance!

—You are pretending to do good things! You want to get close to me!

—I really didn’t know it was your mother at first, but then I found out. One time the old lady didn't want to cross the road and I helped her over in a daze!

—What the hell are you doing!

—Oops~ It should be done~~ (Policeman raises his fist) Hey, the policeman doesn’t hit people!

—Who said police drivers are natural enemies?

—In fact, we are water and fish!

—Who said we are ice and fire?

—We are bees and flowers!

—Who said the tip of a needle is worth the effort?

—We are the Weaver Girl and the Cowherd!

—Who says you won’t be happy at first sight?

—We are Pan Jinlian and Ximen...I didn't say the word "celebration"!

—Okay! The car is returned to you!

—Just drive here!

—It’s time for me to get off work!

—I have been working overtime during the Chinese New Year, but today this is... Sigh~ How about I give it to you!

—Okay! It’s National Day! I'll call back too! My mother is about to see you!

—No! ! No! ! ! I was not mentally prepared at all!

—What are you preparing for! You don’t want to go!

—Ah! I don't want to go! ...That's not right! Where is that?

—Go to kindergarten first, and let’s pick up the kids!

—…………

—My sister’s!

—Isn’t everyone’s the same? What a man! ! ! I always think about it. Who is this person? This is! ! !

—Come back!

—I’ll drive there!

—The curtain call first!