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Joke: Wukong wants to know who is bigger, the Tathagata or the Jade Emperor, so he asks Guanyin's sister. Guanyin slaps her and says, "What do you know?"

You should know that the six divisions in the wheel of desire are: heaven, human, Asura, hungry ghost, hell and beast. Do you know what the sky means? It refers to all heaven and man, including the Jade Emperor. All sentient beings (six sentient beings) in the six divisions of the Karma Wheel have a lower status than all sentient beings (such as Buddha, Bodhisattva, Jue Yuan and Wensheng) outside the six divisions of the Karma Wheel. Only the six divisions in the wheel of karma (such as Buddha, Bodhisattva, Jue Yuan and Wensheng) are the most expensive. That is to say (there are only four sacred dharma circles), Buddha, Bodhisattva, Vishnu Buddha and Arhat are the biggest.

Guess "Jade Emperor" and "Lohan", who is more expensive and who is lighter?

A: Luo Hangui. Because the Jade Emperor (also known as the Emperor of Heaven, that is, Heaven, is still within the six divisions of the Karma Wheel and has not escaped from the Three Realms) is a six-way ordinary man who has not escaped from the misery of life and death, while Arhat (the supreme fruit, outside the Three Realms of the Karma Wheel) is a saint who has completely escaped from the misery of life and death. So arhat is more expensive. He is the superior of heaven and earth (Indra of Buddha, the same level as the Christian god, namely the Jade Emperor). When the Emperor of Heaven sees Arhat, he should sincerely bow and kowtow. You should know that Heaven Emperor (that is, Heaven is within the six divisions of causal cycle) is Wang Di within the Three Realms, and is the boss within the Three Realms. But after all, he is six ordinary people who have not surpassed the three realms, and there is also the possibility of falling into endless hell. According to Tibetan scriptures, the endless hell is called the endless hell for four reasons: whether men or women, race, age, height, dragons, gods, heaven (heaven refers to the jade emperor, also known as the heavenly emperor) or ghosts, they all feel guilty and suffer the same in this hell, so they are called the endless hell. If you look closely, have you ever said that the four sacred dharma circles (such as Buddha, Bodhisattva, Jue Yuan and Wensheng) may also fall into endless hell? Because the feeling of the Four Saints is a supreme fruit, which has reached the other side of immortality. Those who transcend the six realms and are not in the three realms are saints who have completely escaped the pain of life and death, that is, they will never enter endless hell. You know, not only Luohan is more expensive than Tiandi, but all the Buddhas outside the Three Realms are more expensive than Tiandi. For example, all the Anahan, Stohan and Sudo, such as Dragon Lohan, Crouching Tiger Lohan, Deer Lohan and Long Eyebrow Lohan, are bigger than the Heavenly Emperor, do you know?

Heaven is heaven, and heaven is still in the six realms and three realms. It is six ordinary people who have not yet escaped the misery of life and death. The four sacred dharma circles (such as Buddha, Bodhisattva, Jue Yuan and Wensheng) are the highest fruits, reaching the immortal realm. And beyond the six realms, he is a saint who is completely out of the pain of life and death. Heaven (Emperor of Heaven) may also fall into endless hell, but the probability is very small. All beings in the Four Holy Dharma Boundaries will never fall into endless hell, and the probability of possibility is completely zero. Heaven (the Emperor of Heaven, also known as the Jade Emperor) is lower than the four sacred dharma circles (such as Buddha, Bodhisattva, Vishnu Buddha and Arhat), and the four sacred dharma circles are also his superiors. Simply divide it into: Buddha's eldest brother, Bodhisattva's second child, Buddha's third child, Arhat's fourth child, and Tianwu.

Like people in our South Jambu-Di^pa world, the Emperor of Heaven also recited the names of Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva and Ji De. Neither Buddha nor Bodhisattva.

Hua Yan Jing once said: "Our sentient beings have created a deep karma, created many disasters and made people miserable. For seven days and seven nights, the Jade Emperor bowed down to Avalokitesvara and begged the Bodhisattva for mercy, so as to eliminate disasters and increase happiness. It can be seen how kind the Jade Emperor is!