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Does anyone know the poetry of professional ethics?
"Twelve open":
Pioneering spirit, open mind, open attitude, enthusiasm for development, open method, open path, active brain, open mind, cheerful personality, frank friendship, open situation and happy mood.
Innovating four "searches"
Find hot spots with convex lens-like focus, difficult points with pneumatic drill-like firmness, doubtful points with microscope-like detail, and blank points with enthusiasm for cultivating new green.
Innovate four "no"
Asking questions is not afraid of wolves and tigers, looking ahead and looking back, understanding problems without going with the flow, following feelings, expressing problems without parroting, making decisions without being divorced from reality, and being mediocre.
Four "Begins" of Innovation
Starting from this moment, starting from yourself, starting from small things, starting from the final result.
Four "concentration"
Pay attention to ideological guidance and do a good job in conceptual innovation; Focus on thoroughly remoulding oneself and do a good job in system innovation; Focus on the legal system and do a good job in institutional innovation; Focus on the primary productive forces and do a good job in scientific and technological innovation.
Innovating the Four "Establishments"
Establish the direction of innovation and clarify where to go; Establish the goal of innovation and make clear what to do; Establish innovative signposts and clarify how to get there; Establish innovative measures "bodyguards" and clarify how to go better.
Innovating four "best"
Seek the best creative scheme, use the best creative method, choose the best innovation convenience, and realize the best entrepreneurial Fiona Fang.
(1) There is a popular saying in the tree and plow newspapers: cadres stand up as umbrellas to shelter the masses from the wind and rain; Bend down as an ox and do your best for the people. Standing up is a tree, sheltering the people from the wind and rain; Bend down to be a plow and do your best for the people.
(2) Reed and Bamboo Shoots Mao Zedong once painted a picture for people who don't talk about science: the reed on the wall is top-heavy and shallow; Bamboo shoots in the mountains have a thick mouth and an empty stomach.
(3) Don't be blind, don't distinguish between right and wrong, don't be beautiful and ugly, go with the flow, and there is no exception to wrong words and deeds. People follow suit, political jokes, and jingles. The so-called experience of going abroad is believed as soon as you hear it.
(4) Don't be a lazy bitch, hang up high. For example, if you are comfortable on the rope bed, you should open your eyes and close your eyes, half awake and half drunk. Make do with it. The whole unit is muddling along.
(5) Don't be like a wise "tumbler" who keeps himself safe, with a pleasant atmosphere and crescent eyes. "Planting more flowers and less thorns makes people feel good about things." Up and down, he gave more good news, "supported" and complimented, but he could do nothing.
(6) Don't be careless in weighing personal feelings, follow one's inclinations, give up principles, speak against one's will, do against one's will, and sing against one's will. Don't remind yourself that it is fair and unfair, and the weight is accurate and inaccurate.
(7) Don't be a spherical personality, bourgeois style, ramble, regard mixed popularity as the way to be an official, and always leave yourself a back road, a spherical head and a spherical belly.
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