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English Joke: The dog who can play the piano

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Original text:

A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, "Get out of here with that dog!"

The guy says, "But this isn't just any dog... this dog can play the piano!"

The bartender replies, "Well, if he can play that piano, you both can stay... and have a drink on the house!"

So the guy sits the dog on the piano stool, and the dog starts playing.

Ragtime, Mozart... and the bartender and patrons are enjoying the music.

Suddenly a bigger dog runs in, grabs the small dog by the scruff of the neck, and drags him out.

The bartender asks the guy, "What was that all about?"

The guy replied, "Oh, that was his mother. She wanted him to be a doctor."

Chinese translation:

A man walked into a bar with his dog.

The bartender said to him, "No dogs are allowed here, please leave!"

The man said to the waiter, "This is not an ordinary dog, it is Can it play the piano?

The waiter replied, "Well, if it can really play the piano, you can have a drink here for free!"

That man took the dog After being placed on the stool where the piano was played, the dog started playing, first ragtime music, then Mozart, and other waiters and customers were very impressed by his playing.

Suddenly, a larger dog ran in, grabbed the puppy by the neck and pulled it out.

The bartender asked the man, "What's going on?"

The man replied, "Oh, that's its mother." She doesn't want her son to play music but to be a doctor. ?