What's the funny joke? Give me three at most, at least 1, and I'll give him more points for the funniest one 100?

1. Some psycho got a pistol from somewhere. He walked in a black alley. Suddenly, I met a young man. Without saying anything, the psychopath pressed him to the ground and pointed a gun at his head. Q, what is one plus one? The young man was frightened and pondered for a long time. Answer, equal to two. The psychopath killed him without hesitation. Then he pulled the gun in his arms and said coldly, You know too much. An American, a Japanese and an China are exploring the jungle. As a result, they were all arrested by cannibal tribes. But the tribal leader said, "I'm in a good mood today. I won't eat you, but you all have to get a hundred boards, but you can have a wish come true before you get a board." "Americans are the first to get the board. He said, "Before hitting the board, put 1 mat on my ass. "Mat, boards rained down; In the past, 70 boards were ok. After the 70-board back cushion was smashed and there was blood on the board ... America always left. When the Japanese saw this, they asked for a 10 mattress. After 1, 2, 3 ... 100, the Japanese got up and patted their ass, nothing happened; Then he boasted about his imitation ability and re-creation ability with a smelly mouth, and wanted to sit in a Chinese drama. China people get down slowly and say slowly, "Come, give me a Japanese mat. "3. There are four brothers.

One day, they went to the park to play.

Suddenly I saw something on the ground.

Big brother glanced at it and said, "It looks like poop."

The second brother squatted down to smell it and said, "It smells like poop."

The third brother poked it with his hand and said, "It feels like poop."

After poking him with his hand, he licked him with his tongue and said, "It tastes like poop."

Say that finish,

Four people sighed: "fortunately, we didn't step on it!" ! ! ~~~~"