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I'm chasing a girl. I want to send her a joke every day, Doby. She's glad that the jokes in her belly are really limited ~ ~ I'm here for help! ! !
If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry. This is a gift from the God of Happiness. From then on, you will live a carefree and happy life! Because ~ ~ smashed silly!
There were countless friends in the past, but you are in my heart; Looking for you in the crowd, I suddenly look back ~ you are in the depths of the donkey shed! Eating grass and leaning against a tree with a mop on his head. Wow! Whose donkey is so cool!
It is said that one day, you picked up a magic lamp from the roadside; When you wipe, a devil appears; He said: You can have a wish! You said: I want to live forever, I want to be invulnerable, I want to learn to swim! Results ~ Ka! You became an illegitimate child. ...
Under the blue sky, the spring breeze is blowing slightly, butterflies are dancing on the grass, and the fragrance of the earth is flowing in the air. You lie there basking in your stomach and think proudly: Ah, I will be a toad in the next life!
You look like you were run over by a car and bitten by a donkey. You are the most shocking and failed person in the history of human creation!
As far as your honor is concerned, people are tired and ghosts are howling; It's rare to scare a couple, but it's good to scare a car; Be sure to resist the pressure when talking to you! All are just! So as not to be intimidated by your stink! I have seen lazy people, stupid people, poor people who have not eaten or drunk; Only you can ugly everyone to death.
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