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Xiaoming came out to tell Xiaogang the answer.
A Dai went in. The boss asked, "What's your name?" A Dai replied: "It used to be the Monkey King, but now it's Tang Priest."
The boss said, "What's wrong with you?" A Dai replied: "Although scientists have not confirmed it, I think there should be."
2. Little Liu Qu noodle restaurant asked the boss, "How much is a bowl of noodles?" "A dollar!" Xiao Liu asked again, "What about the noodle soup?" "Noodle soup is free!" Xiao Liu clapped his hands and said, "OK, boss, give me a bowl of noodle soup." The boss brought a bowl of noodle soup. Xiao Liu patted his ass after eating and left.
The second time and the third time, the boss was a little angry.
The fourth time, Xiao Liu entered the noodle restaurant and asked, "Boss, how much is a bowl of noodles?" "A dollar!" "Where is the noodle soup?" The boss was furious: "noodle soup is two yuan!" " "Xiao Liu listened, thought for a moment and said," Well, give me a bowl of noodles with plenty of soup. Give me another empty bowl. "
After the boss brought the noodles and empty bowls, Xiao Liu only ate noodles. After eating, pour the soup into an empty bowl and take it to the boss and say, "Boss, I'll give you two yuan for a bowl of noodle soup." It cost you one yuan to eat a bowl of noodles, and now you still owe me one yuan. "
3. A young man came to a restaurant to eat, sat for a long time and watched other guests eat with relish, but no waiter came to greet him. He couldn't help but get up and go to the counter and ask, "Excuse me, am I sitting in the audience?"
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