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Funny joke text, the girl's mood is changeable, and the girl's mood in love rises and falls from time to time. If you make her girlfriend angry, give her proper comfort, and some funny words can easily enter her heart. Share the funny joke text below. Funny joke text 1

1. It's really boring to go to school, but I still can't go to school.

2. You don't have to pretend to be with me. I'm crazy, too.

3. Be a temperamental boy, and soak up ladies.

4. If you mess with me again, I'll spit your face full of shit!

5. Let me know what hell is like.

6. It's not difficult to drive, but there are new people!

7. I treat you like a human being, but you are like a dog.

8. What is more terrible than ghosts and gods is the human heart.

9. Autumn trousers last forever.

1. Love at first sight, then decline, and finally exhaust.

11. Get drunk on a beautiful woman's knee and wake up to the right to kill.

12. Sorry is not enough to be forgiven.

13. You are playboy and lewd, which just suits me.

14. If you fish the people, the people will eat you!

15. You can be proud of being a man, but you have to be proud of your face.

16. Change of heart is instinct, while loyalty is choice.

17. Women are nothing, and brothers are king.

18, I also want to puppy love, but it's too late.

19. I want to show that I want to abuse the school!

2. Play tricks, you are no match for me!

21. Either you are disabled or you are half disabled.

22. If you have a long insole face, don't step on it.

23. One minute of anger loses 6 seconds of happiness.

24, hot and cold, if I leave you, fuck off!

25. Somebody, drag it out and slice the green pepper!

26, don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.

27, don't talk to me about feelings, talking about feelings hurts money!

28. You are not me. You are not qualified to speak for me.

29. I don't even believe in punctuation.

3. You get what you pay for, and you won't be hungry after eating porridge.

31. Don't talk to me about ideals, ok? I quit!

32. I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I ran into the wall in a gorgeous way.

33. It is rain that is born, not genius!

34. I never copied, but I didn't say I wouldn't copy.

35. It took me a long time to float from there.

36. Our rival in love fell into the water, so we had to pee.

37. I never swear. I swear at no one.

38. Our goal: Look at money and earn more.

39. I finally know how great Tian Liang is.

4, knowing that it is a play, I will accompany you to play it. Funny joke text 2

1. No matter how beautiful the oath is, it is false, and no matter how miserable the ending is, it is true.

2. I will try to save money and try to buy an ATM.

3. What happened in the class? I don't know. Let's talk about it first.

4. Men are affectionate but not single-minded, while women are single-minded and heartless.

5. Life doesn't believe in tears. Tears don't mean weakness.

6. If you don't have an ideal, you are different from salted fish.

7. The advice in the story is the secret of getting rid of dirt.

8, with a talented facade, reveals the essence of dress.

9. The holiday is coming to an end. Who can help me with my homework?

1. The back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, and the front wave died in military training.

11. When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

12. People who keep smiling at you are either stupid or Hans Zhang.

13. If you can, you must fall in love early. If you are late, you won't be able to learn.

14. If you persist, you are not desperate enough.

15. If it can't be amazing, it's so ugly.

16. When is the time for complaining, then sit and chat.

17. I am your helpless choice, but I am not the one you love so much.

18. Anger returns to anger. Eldest brother can never not love you.

19. Uncle, take care of your daughter-in-law and leave me alone.

2. The species of animals are decreasing, but the species of people are increasing?

21. No matter what, it is my greatest wish that you smile.

22. The commander will watch the crab coldly and see how long it will run wild.

23, chic life is chic, and it is not dirty.

24. Time will eventually be stronger than love, and it is not difficult to forget anything.

25, talk to loneliness, just don't want to believe that you have left.

26. The highest level of self-help is to help the wall in and help the wall out.

27. Women are all afraid of perverts. In fact, perverts are all afraid of me.

28, the sky will not fall into a cake, it will only fall into a trap.

29, full of wisdom, abruptly propped up my face.

3. You can't just wear a wedding dress without meeting a few people.

31. I'm not getting worse, but who has cherished my kindness.

32. What's a joke? That's what I'm telling you now.

33, empty talk is always showing off, give me a side.

34. Choose the lightest worry and interpret the bumpy life.

35. Actually, it's good to be single, and you don't need to explain who you are having an affair with.

36. Do people who pretend that you pretend that you are awesome?

37. Who says that home flowers are not as good as weeds? Don't make noise if you are half-hearted. Funny joke text 3

1. Although Xueba's achievements made me dumbfounded, the speed at which I handed in my papers definitely made Xueba dumbfounded.

2. It's the most inspiring thing I've ever heard, that you look short and fat, and you look tall and thin.

3. I want to eat, I am thin, and I want to have both. I can't have both, so I went away.

4. I want to eat you when I look at you. I can never resist your fragrance, dear braised pork.

5. If your ex-boyfriend and current boyfriend fell into the water, would you choose to stay with me?

6. If one day I become arrogant, please remember that no one once looked down on me.

7. As a mature person, I don't eat anything in a fit of pique, and I only do it after I'm full.

8. I don't need everyone to nod. I live to make people who hate me more and more unhappy.

9. Is there a person who once made you crazy, but now you are desperately forgetting?

1. The grass is bearing its seeds and the wind is shaking its leaves. We stand and don't talk, which is very beautiful.

11. What should I do if I meet you in my life? Resolutely support all his viewpoints and cultivate him into.

12. Time is like a high-quality paper towel, which is always used a lot, but I don't know where it is used.

13. I learned not to provoke others, but that doesn't mean I'm being trampled on. I'm kind, and I'm cruel.

14. I walked into a KFC, asked for a coke, sat down, and watched the guys and girls file past the window.

15. You said that if a person doesn't spray during the game, how noble will he be in life?

16. Every time the aunt in the canteen hears that the class is over, she will say to herself: The enemy has 3 seconds to reach the battlefield.

17. I don't know what surrender means, and there is nothing destiny takes a hand. We were born to turn over the game.

18. I tried to count your injuries with a smile, but in the end, tears flowed out of my eyes with a smile.

19. Yue Lao, can you stop pulling me with inferior thread? It will break every now and then.

2. Some people eat what is in the bowl and think about what is in the pot, but I won't. I always eat with the pot in my arms.

21. I was taught not to spend money recklessly since I was a child, but when I grew up, I found that there was no money for you to spend recklessly.

22. You talk to him about civilization, and he gives you barbarism; You reason with him, and he plays rascal with you.

23. The person who can make you live the most like yourself is bound to be the one who loves you the most.

24. Cherish your friends around you. If you lose your money, you can earn it again. If you lose your friends, you don't have to pay back your money.

25. If you forget, forget. Do you think I can delete a document? It's really impossible to force uninstall at !

26. People are the best, not how many people you know! But how many people still know you when you are in trouble!

27. I just want to say that my parents suspect me of puppy love. You overestimate my ability.

28. You are so reasonable and gentle. No one must love you, spoil you and spoil you.

29. Only when you can catch it, the money you count and the people you stay with are real.

3. Love is like a cup of delicious and rich coffee, while marriage is a coffee cup with coffee grounds.

31. The real power is not how many people you know, but how many people still know you when you are in trouble.

32. Summer is so romantic. I want to invite it to a movie. If you are free, you can come along.

33. I am not a saint, I don't have much degree, and I don't care about everyone's thoughts. I can stay or stay as I like.

34. I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. Please recommend any good boyfriends for me!

35. I want to send you a lovely gift, but Uncle Express won't let me get into the box.

36. It's good to know some things, needless to say. It's good for some people to know each other, so there's no need to be intimate.