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Naughty bag in our class
He is short and thin, especially black. A slight turn of the eyes, revealing cleverness.
I remember once, all of us were doing our homework quietly in the classroom. He didn't do his homework on the desk. He patted the left classmate's arm for a while, then turned to talk to the right classmate. After a while, a voice suddenly came from the classroom, saying, "Heaven is full of spirits, and the earth is full of spirits, and all kinds of immortals show their great power quickly. Bless me to finish my homework early ... "Everyone turned to see that it was Kong's hands folded, his eyes closed and he murmured. When the students saw his strange appearance, they all laughed. Some students even imitated his movements, and some students imitated his speech, and suddenly the classroom was in chaos. Just then, the teacher came and stood on the platform, his eyes wide and angry. Everyone just kept silent, the classroom quieted down again and began to do homework. ...
You see, he is really a unique naughty boy in our class!
There is a naughty boy in our class. He is my deskmate.
He cut a "hedgehog's head", kept looking at his playmate with small eyes, and popped out a sentence "Let's play!"
He often makes small moves in class, holding a ruler and an eraser to make a seesaw. I quietly reminded him: "Stop playing, if the teacher finds out, you will be miserable." But he wouldn't listen and kept playing. As expected, the teacher found out his behavior and warned him. He immediately stopped fiddling and pretended to listen carefully. But his heart hasn't come back yet. Soon, he is immersed in his own world again.
After class, he called his partner and played the game of "catching people". They are running around in the classroom and drilling under the table, just like gophers. I don't know when the teacher came into the classroom and caught the hamster at the same table. The teacher said, "This game is very dangerous. If you want to run, run enough on the playground. " At this time, the bell rang, and the deskmate could only helplessly look at the playground and obediently return to her seat.
In the music class, the teacher asked us to sing, but he didn't. He put a book on his head and made all kinds of strange movements and expressions like wearing a hat, which made me want to laugh, but I was afraid to laugh, which was very uncomfortable.
This is my deskmate, both naughty and interesting.
Naughty bag 3 in our class "haha" There was another burst of laughter in the classroom of Class 5 (3). As long as Zhao Ming in our class is around, there will inevitably be laughter and gnashing of teeth when we are angry.
This is not! In our science class, another thing happened that made the teacher angry with his nose. Our science teacher always follows the book, and the expressionless "machine face" keeps the whole class at a respectful distance. The more she talks on the stage, the more sleepy we are. Today, when she was talking about the principle of mirror, all the girls in our class were basking in the sun in front of the mirror, and all the boys were secretly reading comic books. The science teacher coughed loudly: "Who can tell me what the principle of the mirror is?" What do you find in looking in the mirror? Zhao Ming, who has always been lazy and has "hand-raising disease", raised his hand without thinking, stood up: "I found myself handsome", then made a beautiful "posture" with his hand, shook his head, exposed his biceps and gave several girls an electric eye. As a result, the whole class rolled on the ground with laughter, and the science teacher immediately raised his eyebrows, curled his lips and squeezed his eyebrows into a pile: "You ... how dare you!" Everybody stand up! Zhao Ming, get out! "He didn't feel sad, but went to the ballet. It happened to be seen by the principal, and his result can be imagined-500 words of review and parents!
This is my class's naughty bag.
Naughty bag of our class 4 Who is the naughty bag of our class? Needless to say, that is Ye Bowen of our class. His big belly thinks he is a naughty boy. His appearance is not only like a naughty boy, but also his behavior is a naughty boy's behavior! Let's enjoy him together.
It was a sunny day, and we walked on the way to school with a relaxed pace. Suddenly, Ye Bowen suddenly jumped in front of us and shouted, "Robbery! Pay without killing. " We all cooperated with him and said, "What if there is no money?" He shouted again, "Don't kill anyone!" We'll go by ourselves. Unexpectedly, he caught us all at once and said, "Let me go first!" " "We had to let him go first, but he left first. Didn't we' buy' a quiet time?
He also dares to fight with the "evil woman" Yang Yaxue in our class! Once, he "created" a new road for us boys. The "war" started with a small piece of rubber. Yang Yaxue lost her eraser and blamed Ye Bowen. Ye Bowen said, "You have no proof. What makes you say I stole your eraser? You wronged someone! " But Yang Yaxue proudly said, "An imbecile like you will steal my eraser." Ye Bowen flew into a rage and launched an attack. In the end, Ye Bowen won.
Ye Bowen in our class is naughty, but at least he is a classmate in our class!
Look at naughty bag 5 in our class! That's our class's naughty bag "Ma Xiaotiao".
He has short hair, shiny black, and three hills of hair on his head. At first glance, I knew that he was particularly angry, and the hair on his head made him angry, crown-shaped. He has a small face with a melon seed face, which is very cute. He has two black eyebrows on his face, like two small bridges. There are a pair of big eyes under the eyebrows. When he laughs, his eyes immediately turn into a thin line, which is very funny. There is a bean-like nose in the middle of the face, small and round. There are two red faces on both sides of the nose. There is a Zhang greatly's mouth under his face, just like a bottomless pit. There are two rows of white teeth in his mouth. Look, one of his teeth fell out, as if he had fallen out while playing. There are two big ears on both sides of the small melon face, like two small round cakes. His skin is dark, like a foreigner. It must be naughty to get sunburned after playing outside for too long.
He is dressed in orange and yellow. Orange is like a big orange, and yellow is like a bunch of bananas. Look carefully at the red lightning in the middle of his clothes. He must run as fast as lightning. He likes to wear a pair of army green shorts. Look at his legs. They are thin and long, just like a pair of chopsticks. Wearing a pair of blue and white sneakers, I like blue sky and white clouds. Watch him tell jokes to his classmates. Look how happy he is laughing. His eyes became thin lines, his eyebrows became crescent-shaped, and his hands spread out like a big horn.
This is the naughty bag "Ma Xiaotiao" in our class.
Naughty bag of our class 6 Naughty bag of our class, he is of medium height, with a pair of small eyes on his chubby face and looks like mung beans. When he laughed, he narrowed into a crack, with a pair of glasses on his high nose and a small mouth. Sometimes, he can make the teacher itch, and sometimes, he will make you cry and laugh. He is Fanfan.
I remember once we went downstairs to do exercises and needed to queue up neatly. The naughty boy walked around the team like a bug, which made our team unable to stand up. The sports commission pulled him out of the team, flushed with anger and asked him loudly, what are you moving? You have ADHD. I didn't expect it. He replied with a smile: Because I am fat! Christine said loudly, we all heard it. He made us laugh and cry, and the team was even more chaotic! The sports Committee can't say a word at this time.
Fanfan is not only a naughty boy, but also a liar. Once the teacher checked his homework, Christine didn't write it, but he said confidently, Teacher, I didn't bring it after I finished my homework. Knowing that this was a lie, the teacher yelled at him, and he stood there in fear of wait for a while. At this point, I think, how did his original hyperactivity disappear now?
This is the naughty boy and liar in our class, which often makes us laugh and cry, and also makes the teacher itch.
Naughty bag in our class 7 The naughty bag in our class is of course XXX. His eyes are big, his skin is white and his eyebrows are thick.
Once in class, XXX didn't listen to the teacher and talked to himself. The teacher saw it and said, "XXX, stand in the back." But he stood behind and made a little gesture. The teacher said, "XX, you stand outside."
On another occasion, he kicked the window of the music classroom and the teacher asked him to pay for it. He said: "Liao Yili also kicked." So the teacher scolded him and Liao Yili together.
Now Zhou Yili doesn't make trouble any more. He has become a good boy. Now we don't call him a naughty boy. After he stopped being naughty, his grades increased a lot. Now he is the headmaster! The teacher likes him more and more, and he has become a good student, and his parents will not worry.
Now, his grades have become the top ten. Do you think he can study hard before the third exam?
Naughty bag 8 in our class was in a quiet classroom, and a bad laugh broke the boring atmosphere of self-study class. Meanwhile, a 10-year-old boy is holding a pen and pointing to a classmate's composition book behind him and laughing. It turned out that he drew a wry face on it, and his expression was exactly the same as his.
This is Fan Xiao, the naughty boy in our class. The monitor pointed to his nose and shouted, "What are you doing? Fan Xiao, are you bored? " "Don't bother, don't bother, I'm so angry with you-""You-you-hum, when the teacher comes back, I'll let you copy my uncle Mr. Lu Xun." "Cut." The monitor wrote his student number on the blackboard, but he leisurely walked onto the platform and wrote "-9" leisurely at the back.
"Oh-hoo-hoo-look at my Thai boxing and Japanese feet!" After a while, the naughty boy played kung fu on the lecture table again. Monitor Zhang shouted, "Come down, this is far worse than IP Man. How dare you come? " Who's watching your toad boxing? ""I'm so angry with you if I don't come down, 74 1, 74 1, 747474 1, alas! Fan Xiao hummed a ditty again, but just as he was singing vigorously, the teacher coughed twice and said, "I have been watching you for two minutes …".
This is Fan Xiao, the "naughty boy" in our class. When will he "go out of line"?
There is a naughty boy in our class. He is short and thin. Every day his little eyes squint and turn around, as if he could come up with a bad idea at any time.
One day in class, he still kept his usual style and was late. I saw him skipping to the classroom. "Teacher, I'm coming." Then I flew back to my seat and knocked my deskmate away, and I didn't forget to touch the surrounding tables a few times. Knocked over all the cups on the table in front. He sat in his seat, interrupting at one moment and doing some little tricks at the other. So repeatedly, the teacher finally couldn't hold back his anger: "Why do you always do this?" If there is a next time, I will definitely find your parents. "
After class, he flew to the teacher's seat, hugged the teacher's upper body and wrapped it around the teacher, just like a big cake stuck to the teacher. Guess what? He is usually out of tune, but this time he actually got the best article. This makes us wonder whether he has absorbed the essence of the teacher.
To ask who this naughty boy is, it is short and thin Yang.
If the naughty bag in our class is 10, it must be Zhang Xiaotao in our class. He is Zhang Xiaotao with a round nose and small eyes.
Every time he attends class, he will shout "I am Hans Zhang three times!" "Still skipping, learn to run back like star Song Xiaobao. I have never seen him walk normally, rain or shine. By the way, he has one of the biggest characteristics-answering irrelevant questions.
Every time he queues up after school, he always shakes from side to side, scratching his head and legs. It's like having a lot of maggots on your body. As soon as the teacher mentioned him, he immediately came up with an idea and narrowed his eyes: "teacher, I haven't bathed for many days." Do you think people who haven't bathed for days will be itchy? " I was so angry that the teacher had nothing to say. I gave him a white look and turned away. His personality really makes people love and hate.
This is the boy in our class, the famous Zhang Xiaotao and our-Zhang Haoran.
Naughty bag in our class 1 1 There is a naughty bag in our class-Xiao Weng, who likes being angry and playing pranks!
Once during class, he took out a piece of white paper from his schoolbag, wrote a dirty word on it and secretly put it in another classmate's book.
When the bell rang, the students returned to their seats, put the extracurricular books in the drawer, and the note slowly fell from the book to the ground. He felt very strange and thought, why is there a note hidden in this book? He was furious after reading it, but he still recognized that these words were written by Xiao Weng and scolded him severely after class!
This is what he likes to do when he is bored-take his classmates' stationery in front of everyone, be chased by others, and be happy when he goes back to the classroom to blow strong air conditioning! Or go out and run the stairs. If a classmate playing at the stairs hooks Xiao Weng down, he will swear at once, and then his eyes will splash out like a faucet that is not closed tightly.
Xiao Weng is really a veritable "naughty bag"!
The naughty bag in our class is 12. His hair is short. Although he is young, when it comes to being naughty, it's his!
Take a class as an example. The teacher spat: "beginning of autumn is finished. It's summer, summer, summer. Don't read c ... ""Since there is a hot summer, there must be a cold. Where is the cold? Say it quickly! " Before the teacher's reproach was finished, Tao Xiaozi jumped on the table with a sigh, swept the cap on his head with a swagger, asked strangely, and deliberately pronounced the three words "Chu" just said by the teacher into four, which shocked the teacher and shouted angrily: "How could you do this!" "Teacher, I am also asking questions!" The teacher was suddenly speechless and speechless with anger.
The next thing followed, "Hello, classmates!" Xu teacher, the head teacher, greeted the students. "Goodbye, teacher!" Amoy boy say that finish, turned to go to the toilet, xu teacher spirit not dozen 1 come, but was speechless.
You, even if you don't win glory for our class, you can't hold back! I really hope, no, we all hope that you can behave better, even a little.
Naughty bag in our class 13 Our class has a particularly naughty "naughty bag".
Standing in the sun, he has a pile of hair in front of his head and sometimes blows it up, which makes him look particularly handsome. He often opens his mouth like a hippo, as if to eat people, or squint his eyes like an old lady, and can't see anything. The most obvious thing is his naughty.
I remember one time when I was running, the naughty boy talked to others again, but Wang Xihua's critical eyes found him. Wang Xihua took care of him and shouted to him, "Xia Haidong!" Remind him to shout in a hurry, and then simply shout into Wang Xihua's ear: "Wang Xihua!" When Wang Xihua heard this, he suddenly flew into a rage. His hair stood on end with anger. The volcano seems to be erupting. Someone shouted: "Xia Haidong!" Hearing this, he opened his mouth again, as if to eat Wang Xihua. He followed Wang Xihua's example and shouted, "Wang Xihua! Wang Xihua listened, flushed and panting, and shouted to him. Of course, Xia Haidong also shouted. The echo of each other made us all laugh, but they still shouted each other's names. I thought: When will they finish? He is not only naughty, but also actively answers questions in class! But he also loves to be serious. Once in math class, I answered the wrong question. He insisted on being serious with me and said, "No, no! It should be like this ... even if I am right, he has to express his thoughts.
This is the "naughty bag" of our class!
Naughty bag in our class 14 There is a naughty bag Xiaoming in our class. If you sit at the same table with him, it is really unlucky for eight generations.
Once in an art class, Xiao Ming's deskmate finished painting, wrote his name and walked out of the classroom. When Xiao Ming saw his deskmate go out, he immediately added the words "It's a pig" to the name drawn by his desk. Seeing his deskmate enter the classroom, he picked up his deskmate's painting, pretended to be watching it, and then laughed. * * * His classmates are puzzled. He pointed to the words behind the name on the painting and read them aloud, which made the students laugh.
Another time after class, Xiaohua came in with dozens of books in his hand. He has to pass Xiao Ming's seat to get back to his seat. He is most afraid of Xiaoming, because Xiaoming always likes to make fun of him when he is free. So when Xiaohua walked into the classroom just now, he first checked whether Xiao Ming was in his seat. When he was not there, he stepped up to his position and didn't pay attention to his feet, but he still couldn't escape. Just as Xiaohua was about to put the book down, Xiaoming stretched out his foot, and Xiaohua fell down again, and the book was scattered all over the floor. It turned out that when Xiao Ming saw Xiaohua coming in with a book, he knew Xiaohua would definitely look for him, so he hid under the table. Xiaohua was short-sighted, so she didn't see it. Let the students laugh again. Xiaoming also pretended to be a good man to help Xiaohua and said, "Don't let the book bomb blow you flat!" "
This naughty bag has added a lot of fun to our class.
Naughty bag in our class 15 There is a naughty bag in our class, and that is the famous classmate XXX.
He has big eyes, a round face, curved eyebrows, a moderate nose, dark skin and a small dimple when he smiles.
Once, I took a straw and a pair of scissors and almost stuck the straw in my eye. And I'm not serious in class. When the teacher says East, he says West. When eating bread in class, the teacher always talks about him. He goes in and out and turns a deaf ear.
Every time I put something on the table, I can't put down my book. I told him to take it, but he didn't. He also said that I, look at your position, my position is smaller than an ant, and you still push me around. The teacher saw it and stared at him. He wouldn't listen, but he squeezed in with me. The teacher came and dragged him to the back. After class, he sprayed water on the desks of other students. The teacher saw him and severely criticized him.
Sometimes he is naughty and sometimes he is obedient. Never seen such a person, alas!
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