The joke of double yellow eggs

An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea and turned into a tea egg; An egg went swimming in Songhua River, and it became a preserved egg. An egg went to Shandong and became a Lu (halogen) egg; An egg was homeless and turned into a wild egg; An egg accidentally fell on the road and fell to the ground, causing an inverted (guided) bomb; An egg ran into someone's yard and became a yard bomb; An egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and became a hydrogen bomb. An egg got sick and became a bad guy. An egg to pour coal, the result is unlucky. An egg swam in the river and became a nuclear bomb. An egg ran into the flowers and became a Hua Dan. There is an egg riding a horse with a knife. It turns out that he is a Beijing opera blues. An egg got mixed up with a duck egg and turned out to be an asshole! An egg talks to a fool and becomes an idiot. An egg went to Japan to wash hot springs and turned into a shell (bubble). When an egg is put in the wallet, it becomes a poached egg. An egg fell into a man's pants stall and became an egg. . . An egg tripped on the stairs and became a "fool". An egg turned into a bomb when it went to suicide bombing. An egg fell on the paper and became a bullet. An egg practiced high jump, jumped and jumped, and became a fool. An egg swam in the Dead Sea and became a salted egg superman! An egg rolled and rolled, and turned into a fuck off. An egg was pounded around in a bowl and turned into a trick. An egg+an egg+an egg+an egg+oil = scrambled eggs+rice = egg fried rice. When an egg falls into the toilet, it becomes rotten. An egg was caught by a blind man and turned into a nonsense egg. Put an egg in the oil pan and fry it out. A child is called an illegitimate child. You eat an egg, and the result is called a medium egg. You eat an egg and a duck egg. As a result, you become a preserved egg. One of the preserved eggs became bigger. Therefore, it is called duck egg. One egg was in a bad mood and raped another egg. And it turned out to be fucking. An egg accidentally landed in the henhouse. As a result, she became Christmas (leftover eggs). An egg was accidentally rounded from the ellipse by a chicken, and he became the result. It turned into an egg. A basket of eggs felt very crowded, so they jumped out of the basket one by one. As a result, Satan swam around in the dead sea alone and turned into a salted egg superman! There is an egg ranked second. This is the second egg. A turtle egg boasted that he was a golden egg. A doctor's egg boasts of being a silver egg. Later, I participated in a CCTV program and was scolded by Li Yong. An egg that wanted to make preserved eggs went swimming in Songhua River and accidentally detonated Sinopec Jilin Branch. As a result, I was polluted by benzene and became an idiot. An egg tells cold jokes every day and gets cold. When a goose lays an egg, it is called a goose egg. An egg accidentally ran into the bank's vault and turned out to be a safe egg (quail egg). An egg and a duck egg played a double spring and turned into a double yellow egg. The last egg in the world became a human egg ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ The man's egg went to love and brought a woman's egg back to his mother. An egg accidentally ran to the test paper and turned into a zero egg. When an egg farts, it becomes a gas bomb! An egg accidentally bumped into a cake of 1 and turned into a cake egg of 1 (Changchun people can understand! ) I can't read it. I asked Changchun people that an egg hit his girlfriend, so its balls became longer ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ A lovely egg was knitting a sweater with another egg, and it turned out to be a lame egg ... An egg was in close contact with an iron pan, and it turned out to be a scrambled egg ... An egg was married to a cold one, and the result was frigidity (cold egg). It is chagrin, regret and anger. When it is angry, it becomes an illegitimate child ... An egg puts all its capital into the stock market, and the result is penniless. An egg kept drinking Gao Legao and turned into an omelet! An egg who spends every day in an Internet cafe turns into a bastard. Eggs and tomatoes quarrel. People say: tomatoes and eggs quarrel. Then there was a fight. The egg was lost. People say: Egg Noodles (Dandan Noodles) When Beijingers see eggs, they say-Ya Dan ~ An egg fell on the ground while walking, so it became Fudan (a good school). What is an egg? This is an eternal topic, so people often say: an egg is ... an egg laughs until you forget the time, and then it becomes an egg with a turtle on its back and a jerk. An egg met you and turned into a rotten egg. An egg was doing gymnastics and turned into a "fucking egg". Pomegranate with left hand, egg with right hand, one egg kissing another egg, it becomes a hydrogen bomb. A playful egg-when a girl named Sugar-coated puts an egg into the water, it becomes a date between a sugar-coated cannonball and an egg, which is called an egg at an airport in Jordan. Her name is dull in the dark night, and her courage has become dim. A naughty egg is called an exposed naughty egg. There is an egg in its mouth called Handan, which is an overeated egg. The bill (eggs) will be over if you talk nonsense. A chicken laid an egg called an egg. An egg is mixed with rice. After quarreling with rice, it became fried rice with eggs. The chicken laid quail eggs and told her to lay eggs early. Hehe, an egg turned into a bitter (crying) egg, and 555555 couldn't laugh. ................................................................................................. accidentally dropped a basket of eggs and became a silly (scattering) egg. An egg saw an engineering girl. It turned out to be a dinosaur egg ~ ~ (joking, not mocking)-The egg walked in the rain-Zero (bathing) the egg! An egg climbed the Eiffel Tower and became a cake. Open the egg, put it in a bowl, put it in a steamer and take it out. It becomes a real (steamed) egg.

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