The longest joke

Background: Cao Jun pursued vigorously, and Liu Bei fled to Xiakou after losing all the way from Jingzhou.

Liu Bei: Zilong, Cao Jun chased me all the way. I accidentally dropped a bank credit card while running in Changbanpo. I appreciate your trouble to help me pick it up.

Zhao Yun: Boss, why are you so polite? I thought it was a big deal. By the way, what kind of credit card?

Liu Bei: (whispering) Peony Card, UnionPay, you can withdraw money from ATMs of banks in Jiangdong, Jiangxi and the north. According to Mrs. Mi, it may be stuffed in Dou's diaper! !

Zhao Yun: What about Dou?

Liu Bei: (shed two tears) Last night, when Cao Jun came, I got a fright and threw him out as a brick.56900.600060060605

Zhao Yun: That's not bad. After I kill ... I'll go back ... Get my horse ready. ...

Liu Bei: Well done, pay attention to the road conditions, drive on the right, and don't forget to hold the brake at the red light. ...................

First time in and out:

(Half an hour later, Zhao Yun came back with a black face and a dou in his hand)

Zhao Yun (shouting from a distance): Chairman ... Long ... Long ... I'm back ... Long. ...

(Liu Bei jumps up and hugs Zhao Yun warmly, and conveniently pulls out a credit card from Adou's crotch. )

Liu Bei: Zilong, you are really a good soldier of our army. ...

Zhao Yun (wiping a nosebleed): This is what I should do.

Liu Bei: But Zilong, I just forgot an important thing ... If I withdraw money from the ATM in Jiangdong, I will be charged a 5% handling fee. ...

Zhao Yun: What does Big Brother mean?

Liu Bei: Please go back to the ATM in Changbanpo and help me take out the 300 yuan won from my card.

(Zhao Yun cursed "Don't fart early" in his heart, immediately jumped on his horse and ran to Changbanpo. )

The second entrance and exit

(Half an hour later)

Zhao Yun: (shouting from a distance) Chairman ... Long ... Dragon, I'm back ... Long. ...

""Liu Bei: (with tears in his eyes) Oh yeah! Zilong, you are great. I must give you a raise. ...

Zhao Yun: Don't worry, you forgot to tell me the withdrawal password just now ... I came for nothing!

Liu Bei: (slapping himself in the face) Shit, look at my brain. The password seems to be Mrs. Gump's measurements 25, 02, 50. Do you remember?

Zhao Yun: Easy to remember, 250,250, I'm leaving. ...

(Jump on the horse and run to Changbanpo)

Third time in and out

(an hour later)

Liu Bei: (pacing) Why hasn't Zilong come back yet? The photo was detained again?

Zhao Yun: (covered in blood, rolling and crawling into the account) Madam President, I am ... Back off!

Liu Bei: (warm hug and kiss) Zilong, although I am a man, I still want to say that I love you!

""Zhao Yun: I love you too! But the password you just told me is wrong. Lost it three times in a row, and the card was swallowed by the ATM machine.

Liu Bei: (banging his head against the wall) Look at my memory. Look at my memory. The password should be Mrs. Mi measurements 1 1, 9 1, 19. This is also easy to remember,119,65438. !

Zhao Yun: (glancing at Liu Bei, struggling to get up, jumping on the horse and whispering) abnormal condition, I can bear it.

The fourth inlet and outlet

Zhao Yun: (dragging a horse in) Liu Dong, I ... I ... I'm back.

Liu Bei's tears are like fountains. This time, he said nothing. He just touched Zhao Yun's wallet. )

Zhao Yun: Don't touch it. I just went there. The bank said I wouldn't return my card without an ID card. ...

(Liu Bei subconsciously bit his index finger, then gave his ID card to Zhao Yun and waved at him with tears in his eyes. Zhaoyun nodded hard and rushed out silently. )

Fifth entrance and exit

Zhao Yun: (carried in by two soldiers, so nervous) Dong Liu, nice to see you again.

""Liu Bei: (crying) I announce that Comrade Zilong has been officially appointed as deputy director from today, and his salary has been raised by three levels! !

Zhao Yun: First ... first ... don't worry. I just heard from the cashier that the ATM only allows me to withdraw 20 won at a time. I didn't like it at first sight.

Liu Bei: Idiot, you can't change a few machines. Please mention it several times.

Zhao Yun: (It was dark and bleeding for five minutes) Yes, why didn't I think of that (gritting my teeth)? Big deal, I'll go again …

The sixth entrance and exit

Liu Bei: It's estimated that Zilong's hope is slim this time ... (Thinking of Cary's small money, my old face shed bitter tears) ...

(Zhao Yun's horse limps in)

""Ma: (dark circles, bleeding corners of the mouth) 555555555555, Dong Liu, I guess they really can't come back, and the money hasn't come out. This boy smashed somebody else's ATM in a fit of pique, and now he is tied up by Cao *' s security guard to take turns playing. ...

""Liu Bei: (crying at his desk) 55555, Zilong, a good comrade, don't say anything. Our army's rations have been saved again, so consider it a martyr. ...

Seventh entrance and exit

(It's almost dawn, and Zhao Yun's ghost floats into Liu Bei's account. )

Zhao Yun: (gloomy voice wafts around) Liu ~ ~ ~ Dong ~ ~, I ~ ~ am dead ~ ~ ~ Good ~ ~ miserable ~ ~ ~, you son of a bitch who got a thousand dollars. I just remembered that your broken card has been spent in Jingzhou shopping mall.

Liu Bei was startled and threw the bucket in his hand as a brick! )