Love people, love, the answer lies in your heart

Beautiful songs are still elegant and beautiful, but beautiful lives are hard to look back on. The acquaintance is so strange yet familiar; the intercourse is so harmonious and rich. A beautiful life will always be a little incomplete and helpless. You obviously care about it but you don't dare to care about it. You obviously think about it in your heart but you don't dare to admit it. You seem to have such a person in your heart but you can only endure the pain. Hidden in the heart. Perhaps, it is the lost beauty.

My wings were burned by a tear and I couldn’t fly to heaven. I will let you know everything about me, except that you make my heart cut like a knife. The one who is infatuated is destined to be hurt the most. Since ancient times, infatuation has always come to nothing. I don’t dare to expect too much, I just want to treat the moment as forever, and turn the present into memories, bit by bit. Throw your self-esteem into the corner, take out all the good things you have, but you are still silent. The leaving of the leaves is not the call of the wind, but the giving up of the tree.

We all have pain that we don’t want to share with others, so we can only choose to hide it and bear it alone. One person sheds tears and one person is sad. Then, one person slowly transforms, and gradually forgets and turns into memories. No more questions. But that’s just one person’s feeling after all. Who else but your heartbeat will understand how much joy and how much sadness there is in your story?

I'm sorry, I can't let myself forget you; I'm sorry, I can't live without you in my heart; the flowers on the other shore have bloomed, the Naihe bridge has been built, Po Meng has waved to me, and I am still waiting on this shore. Meng Po Soup is enough to forget the memories of past lives, but it cannot forget your presence.

When you have youth in your hand, you don’t think it is so good. One day later, you suddenly think of the silly tears you shed, the friend you once were good enough to sleep with, and the person you had a bitter love for. At that time, you had no self-confidence, were humble and stupid, and the sourness in your heart Is it possible to speak to others? These are youth, filtered and washed by time, leaving only the most pure and beautiful memories. Youth is good to look back on.

There is a kind of gaze, which is not known to be attachment until we break up; there is a feeling, which is not known to be heartache until parting; there is a mood, which is not discovered to be lovesickness until we are unable to sleep; there is a kind of fate. It was only when I woke up from the dream that I realized it was eternity. ------There is a kind of gaze, when we know each other, we know that one day we will be nostalgic; there is a kind of feeling, when we have never parted, we know that one day we will be heartbroken...

But, I understand, I Understand everything and everything around me, and I will cherish it. Life is not perfect, and people are trying to change. -------You have to go on the road you choose even if you cry.

There is always someone in this world who is destined to be the love of your life. No matter when or what occasion you meet him, no matter how you struggle, the hand of fate will always make you understand that there is nothing you can do against him. If you can't get it or have lost it, in fact, many people have lost the ending at the beginning of love.

Meeting the person you love can be said to be lucky, and no matter what the ending is, it can be said to be happy. It is good to grow old together, but if you break up or feel sad about love, you are also very happy, because after all, you have loved...

That night, I listened to Sanskrit singing all night, not for enlightenment. , just to find a trace of your breath. In that month, I turned all the prayer wheels, not for salvation, but just to touch your fingerprints. That year, I bowed my head and hugged the dust, not to worship Buddha, but just to stay close to your warmth. In that life, I traveled across hundreds of thousands of mountains, not to cultivate the next life, but just to meet you on the road. At that moment, I ascended to immortality, not for immortality, but for your safety and happiness.

I don’t miss you very much, I just wake up in the morning to see if there are any messages or missed calls from you; I don’t miss you very much, I just set the only ringtone for your call; I didn’t miss you very much, I was just listening to a song and was hit by a certain line of lyrics, and my mind went blank for a short time; I didn’t miss you very much, I just wanted to see your appearance and listen to your voice; I didn’t really miss you very much. I miss you, I just think of you first every time I wake up.

There is a person, far or near is not distance, his movements are all ripples, so close and far apart, we often recall each other, making ripples of happiness, anger, laughter and curses. In a corner of your heart, you will always be affected by this name, sometimes like a raging river, sometimes like a gurgling stream, sometimes overflowing your thoughts, sometimes hanging on the tip of your dreams. He makes you have wonderful memories and makes you sad and sad. Love people, love, the answer lies in your heart.

Zhihu God replies, wonderful Q&A on Zhihu in 2021

Zhihu God replies, wonderful Q&A on Zhihu in 20xx

1. What is the weirdest advertising slogan in history? sentence?

Garbage classification starts with me.

2. What is the use of training muscles? In addition to the physical benefits.

To reason with the idiot.

3. Why do people usually take off their shirts when fighting in a group?

If you take off your pants, the atmosphere will always feel weird.

4. What lies and behaviors of women can men easily see through?

You (N) are busy (M), right (B).

5. What phenomena have been discovered by humans but cannot be explained?

Why is my girlfriend angry?

6. What is it like to have a very handsome boyfriend?

I was more entangled when I broke up.

7. What is the scariest lyric you have ever heard?

Every single person has to beheaded. If you want to love, don’t be afraid of pain.

8. What epitaph would you write for yourself?

If there is nothing else, I will hang up first.

9. How to comfort your girlfriend because she has small breasts?

Should I comfort her or comfort you...

10. How to improve your girlfriend’s IQ?

When she doesn’t like you, her IQ will naturally rise.

11. How to express anger gracefully?

Use your middle finger to push up your glasses.

12. If it is now 8:00 am Beijing time, I fly to Paris, and the local time when I arrive in Paris is 8:00 am, will my life be relatively prolonged?

If you take out the battery of your watch, you won’t die.

13. When you were a child, what unscrupulous methods did your parents use to encourage you to study hard?

Give me this face.

14. How to deal with comments such as "Pizza is just a flatbread with some meat on it" and "Sushi is just a piece of fish on rice"?

Aren’t you just a sperm and an egg.

15. Why do people live?

Come here...

16. What is the experience of being in love?

Two people who look like pigs are afraid that each other will be snatched away.

17. Is there a book that, when you mention it, you feel that it has changed you or even affected your outlook on life, making you deeply moved?

Five years of college entrance examination, three years of simulation

18. My first girlfriend, who I have been dating for three years, spent the first night with someone else after a long-distance relationship. How should I adjust myself?

Falling in love with a wild horse, with grassland above its head.

19. Why do Japanese people shout "いただきます" (I'm starting) before eating?

Be mentally prepared for meals.

20. Why does CCTV always shout "CCTV, CCTV" twice before doing live broadcasts?

Remind the audience to change channels.

21. When Erlang Shen sheds tears, which hand should he use to wipe away the tears from his eyes?

Erotic legs

22. How to refute "Don't talk if you have small breasts"?

What, are you afraid that I will expose your shortcomings?

23. What is the most concise love story?

Buy

24. How to kill obsessive-compulsive disorder?

It’s not easy to kill obsessive-compulsive disorder

25. How to lose 40 pounds in a month?

Amputation

26. Your ex-girlfriend is someone you can say bad things about, but you will never allow others to say bad things about her. What kind of feeling is this?

Who wants to admit that he is blind?

27. How can a boy stop chasing a girl halfway through?

You should give me a progress bar.

28. What does it feel like to be short?

No one can lift their heads when they see me.

29. Does the boss start a company just for profit?

Could it be that it has become the country?

30. How many chickens can defeat one person?

Two are enough, no more can be eaten.

31. What is the specific process for a middle-aged woman to deceive the young lady?

Give me the lucky money, and mom will save it for you.

32. Why do warm men become scumbags?

Have you ever burned coal? Zhihu with funny connotations and jokes

Zhihu with funny connotations and jokes (popular articles)

1. Several of our colleagues are chatting. One of them said: My wife just got a dog back yesterday, and this morning she kept licking my face so much that I didn't sleep well. I said: This dog is humane, which shows that it likes you. A second-rate colleague said: That’s not necessarily true, dogs also like to lick shit!

2. Today I saw a classmate on the balcony looking at the sky with his mobile phone. I went over and asked him what he was looking at? He said he was waiting for the plane and I said, "Look, you can't get on the plane." He said: I can use WeChat to chat with the stewardess after the plane flies over me. Tens of thousands of draft horses in my heart are galloping past. How wonderful it is!

3. I took the bus home today. I just took it. After a while, a grandma came up to pick up a four or five-year-old young lady. I got up and asked him to sit down, and his grandma said: Thank you, auntie. Xiao Zhengtai glanced at me and said thank you, sister. I just want to say, kid, you are very discerning and will become a great success in the future!

4. A girl in the company had a sore throat, so I gave her a bottle of medicine for her throat. After her throat healed, she asked me: The medicine you gave me last time was very effective and I could take it immediately. I said: Of course it works, it’s very precious. She: Is it that expensive? How much does it cost? I teased her and said: Of course, I'm afraid you will have to agree if I tell you. She screamed: No! How many hundreds does it cost?

5. A high school classmate was studying in Japan. I asked him why he didn’t find a partner in Japan. He said he always felt bad, and I said What's wrong? He said what to do once everyone knows him after he gets it back. . .

6. I suddenly remembered that in high school, my MP class playbook filled with pornographic pornographic books was taken away by the teacher. The teacher was a woman. At that time, I was wondering whether to come after class or not. In the end, I was confused. A week later, the teacher took the initiative to call me to the office and returned it to me. She also emphasized that she had kept it in the drawer since she confiscated it and had never looked at it. After so many years, I still remember her sworn expression.

7. There is a power outage in the afternoon and the company has a half-day holiday. Back home, my wife was lying on the sofa watching TV, and my son and I were playing peek-a-boo. I hid behind the curtains, and then I saw my son lying in front of the sofa, saying to the dark bottom of the sofa: Uncle, come out quickly, I saw you. I snickered from behind the curtains, silly boy!

8. Today, the Discipline Inspection Commission inspection team came to the company to inspect financial issues. The general manager, including the general manager, listened respectfully to the instructions of a very arrogant civil servant team leader. At this time, the company driver came over. After listening for a while, he opened his mouth and asked: Are you Xiaoye? That team member He was stunned for a moment, then he handed over the cigarette respectfully and said, "Why is it you?" The driver didn't even raise his eyes and said, "Check it out and leave quickly." Then the inspection team checked the clock and left. It was said that the driver was the leader of their WOW guild (@黑皇)

9. I was buying coffee at Starbucks in the morning and heard an aunt behind me say: People who work in IT don’t get paid. Too high, and the general family background was not very good since childhood, so I chose the IT field.

10. There was a math class, and a very complicated math question appeared on the test paper. The math teacher wrote the problem-solving process all over the blackboard. The moment he finished solving the problem, the math teacher turned around with relief and tore up the test paper in a gorgeous way. While tearing it up, he cursed: Gosh, the person who wrote this question is too lazy to have a stomachache. Such a perverted question. Suddenly his domineering side was revealed. . .

Funny jokes on Zhihu (classics)

1. A high school girl became popular when she refused to woo her: If you want to pursue me, you should go to Tsinghua University first! Recently, a postcard went viral. After a high school girl confessed her love to her senior, she wrote a postcard reply: If you really want to pursue me, just give me a letter of confession at Tsinghua University. It was just before the college entrance examination.

Such a literary reply made netizens feel very inspirational: If a girl had said this to me back then, I would definitely have passed the Tsinghua University entrance examination!

2. The head teacher asked the boys and girls during class to tell them what to do if they were afraid of the college entrance examination. If you are pregnant, you can get injections to regulate your menstruation. After a male classmate learned about the situation, he said to a cute girl with sincerity: Don't listen to the teacher, what kind of injection should you give? Call me and I can prevent you from coming for ten months. . .

3. I broke a test tube worth five yuan during the experiment today, and the teacher asked for compensation, but I only had 10 yuan with me, and the teacher had no money to give me. We looked at each other and didn’t know what to do. Zhou Jiajian saw my confusion, grabbed my other test tube and threw it to the ground. His wit impressed everyone present. The applause lasted for a long time and spread throughout the main building.

4. I invited a buddy to dinner today. He probably ate too much and couldn’t help but burped three times in a row on the bus: Uh~uh~uh~ There was a little friend sitting next to me. Sitting on her mother's lap, she continued with a milky voice: "Qu Xiang Xiang Tiange ~ The whole car laughed like crazy

5. After the date between the mother snail and the slug failed, the snail said to everyone: That kid was so poor that he couldn't even afford a house, yet he dared to go out to pick up girls, ugh! These words reached Slug's ears, and Slug angrily cursed: Damn, I won't be like her even if I buy a house. Carrying the house on his back every day to show off. Virtue!.

6. A new female colleague who is very eye-catching has been called by the boss to the office for many days in a row to provide guidance. She feels very annoyed by the boss’s excessive enthusiasm. Until one day, she risked her life... took off her makeup to go to work... and then never went there again...

7. Occasionally met her friend's wife and another man We hugged each other, but my friend loved his wife very much, so he didn’t know what to say, so every time I chatted with him on QQ, I would add the expression of a little steel helmet, hoping that one day he would understand. . .

8. I can’t stand the Chinese court drama anymore. When the emperor is hungry, he says, “Bring me a bowl of red dates and lotus seed porridge.” Tremella lotus seed soup. What's wrong with the emperor? He's going to die, right? When he's hungry, he eats liquid food. Besides porridge, he eats soup. What is the purpose of being an emperor? Isn't it just to be able to say proudly when I'm hungry, "I'm going to be hungry now, bring me a braised chicken." (@Shepard)

9. One night during night study, it rained and thundered. After a thunderstorm, the whole building lost power. Everyone cheered, and I yelled stupidly, girls, pay attention, I'm going to take action, protect yourself. Everyone laughed. . . . There was a snap in the darkness. . . My face was burning, and I heard my deskmate yell, "You are sick, shameless." . . . The classroom fell silent for a moment. . . . I just want to say that I swear to God I didn’t do anything that day, and some guy was so happy that I took the blame. . .

10. I saw her sleeping and remembered the bad ideas circulating on the Internet, so I slapped her face. She opened her eyes in horror. I hugged her quickly and said, honey, are you having a nightmare? Don’t be afraid. I have everything. She endured it for a while and said: I just closed my eyes and thought about things and didn't fall asleep. . .

Funny jokes on Zhihu (selected articles)

1. Master asked: What do you see when you look up? The sky. The sky is huge, but I can cover the entire sky with one hand. So the master covered his eyes with his palm: The troubles of life are this palm. If you can't let go, you always keep it close to your eyes, and you will not be able to see the sun and blue sky of life. Master, I can see it. ...Master, I can really see it. Yang Jian, shut the fuck up!

2. I was queuing up to get hot water at school. There was a weak girl in front of me. When it was her turn, she couldn't open the lid of her thermos, so she turned back. The boy smiled tenderly, and I couldn't open the lid anymore. I only heard this man say calmly: "Then you stand on the side and twist it first, let us hit it first." He said, pulling the thin boy behind him, hit him quickly, I will help you later. Carry it up.

3. How much is the monthly salary? A little more than 20,000. I looked at the salary slip

4. A primary school student called his mother and said: Mom, are you feeling better about your cold? Then his mother said: Much better. I thought he was quite loving, and suddenly he said: Okay, our teacher asked you to go to school.

5. When I was in college, I fell asleep in class and dreamed that I seemed to have farted loudly and suddenly woke up. Looking around, there was no reaction. He was listening to the class quietly. I thought it was a dream and continued to sleep.

After class, the guy next to me said that the classroom was quite noisy, but you farted and everything became quiet. It turned out that it was all not a dream

6. A drunkard walked into the church and sat down in the confessional. The priest sitting on the other side of the confessional partition thought someone was coming to confess, braced himself, and waited to listen. After a while, I found there was no response, so I knocked on the partition. There was still no movement, so the pastor impatiently knocked a few more times. Stop knocking, the drunk man on the other side of the partition said: Brother, you also forgot to bring paper?

7. My brother brought his girlfriend home for the first time yesterday. Her girlfriend is very beautiful and hard-working. Dad When it was time to smoke, she picked up the lighter and busily lit the cigarette for her father, and poured wine for him. The father happily took out the money and said that it would be a gift for the first time they met. The brother’s girlfriend took the money and said thank you, boss, boss. ,plate. . .

8. Carrying a backpack in a car, the car is crowded with people, and I always feel like someone is squeezing me, and the bag feels like it is sinking. Because there is no valuables in the bag, I move my position and continue to ignore it, which results in a thief. I went even further, and I got angry and turned around to face him. You can’t finish it! Come on, come on, come on, which book on English language and politics do you want? I’ll give it to you

9. Two fools sitting together , a fool suddenly gave another fool a hard slap in the face. The fool who was slapped asked: Are you really hitting me or are you joking? The fool who slapped was angry: Of course it was a real slap! The fool who was beaten relaxed and said: Fortunately, It's really a fight, otherwise. I don't joke with people.

10. Today I received several anonymous consultation text messages from freshmen. As a senior, I responded to them carefully one by one. Unexpectedly, after asking several questions, a senior student appeared. I thought about it for a long time and couldn’t figure it out, so I replied that I have a boyfriend. The world is quiet again, and I can review the meaning of "birds are happy" again. "It's a joy" to make a sentence. The pronunciation of the previous sentence is "a joy"

"It's a joy" [b y l hū]

Explanation: Hu: A modal particle used as a question or rhetorical question in classical Chinese. Is it equivalent here? Used to express extremely, extremely, and vividly.

From: "The Analects of Confucius": How wonderful it is to have friends from afar?

Grammar: formal; complement; describing actions and states to the extreme

Synonyms: unparalleled, incisive and incisive

Sentences for "extremely enjoyable":

1. It was extremely enjoyable to memorize before the exam, but once the exam was over, I forgot everything. .

2. He smoked one by one the cigarettes provided in the restaurant, and took a box of matches before leaving.

3. Liu Baotang doesn’t know why he is afraid of Zhang Junjun in his heart. As long as he is at home, Liu Baotang will pretend to be busy even if he is not busy. He is busy in the yard, the livestock shed, the cows, and the dung pile. Very happy.

4. Those bureaucrats are making summaries, making reports, and holding meetings from morning to night. They are making solemn announcements, solemn calls, announcing situations, taking measures, and then summarizing again. They are extremely busy. Happy! However, it hardly solves the actual problems, and the real cause suffers.

5. The end of the year is a time when everyone is extremely busy.

6. So Zhenhai put his nose into her mouth again and asked her to kiss her as much as she could. Every time she kissed her, she would enjoy it.

7. At this moment, the old lady of the Zhao family is skillfully displaying her various housekeeping skills in the kitchen, while the girls and wives are being driven around by her, peeling onions, pounding garlic, chopping vegetables The person serving the food was very happy.

8. I have been very busy these days.

9. Throughout the afternoon, like other imams and mullahs, he rode his bicycle and went in and out of the streets and slaughtered animals for many Muslim families. He was very busy.

10. There is an old Chinese saying that it is a joy to have friends come from afar.