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The yard is not called a yard, but a well in a day.

My brother came from his hometown yesterday and had a good chat. I told him that in the rainy season in summer, there is no water cut off on the road, and it is almost possible to sail. In the rainy season, especially in the evening, flying ants are most easily attracted by light, and ants fly like swallows in the rain.

In this sultry weather, the square dancers don't dance. They are sweaty and wet, and their clothes stick to them easily, just like fish in tights in the sun. Ugly, you can make up the picture yourself. The docks of the square dance have been occupied by cars recently.

Across the same road as the river, there are kindergartens and primary schools opposite, which is a sea of joy. Although I am on the "river" side, there are also many children, much like my childhood. Watching the children run around happily every day makes me feel like a boy again.

Speaking of hometown, what we miss most is Tianjing, because we have all lost this paradise. My brother is talking about relatives of xia zhuang and Xiaozhuang-they are about to lose this paradise. Demolition, upstairs, brings many people the "patio" of childhood.

When I was a child, many children played the game of police catching thieves in the yard, and they also fought while playing. It is common for older children to bully children. When they are bored, they will not let anyone go until they tear their books and clothes. However, they soon made up. It's like watching love through time and space. Anyone who has seen Love Through Time and Space, the originator of mainland travel drama, knows that it is a comedy with warm and sweet air.

There are also vegetable gardens, flowers and trees in the yard. Jujube, locust and elm trees are planted in Tianjin. ...

Speaking of jujube trees, when I was a child, there was a kind of delicious food called "drunken jujube"-that is, fresh jujube picked was put into a glass bottle, soaked in wine and sealed. When opened during the Chinese New Year, the wine is rich in fragrance and delicious. The scene of children grabbing "drunken dates" is a bit like "bandits entering the village", all of whom are as brave and strong as soldiers on the battlefield. Got mumps, I don't know if it is really directly related to eating too much Sophora japonica. It never hurts to waste money and rice.

My brother is in good spirits and full of energy this time. He said that after the epidemic passed, he would bring his whole family to stay for a while. I said yes, then I'll take you fishing in Dongshan Island, Fuzhou, what seahorses, sea cucumbers, ... pick up the big and fresh ones, and throw the small ones back into the sea and set them free. My brother has been driving for many years, but he has never been fishing in the sea.

My brother said, "I wonder if I will get seasick and vomit?"

I said, "There are no waves. Go fishing at the seaside with my uncle. There shouldn't be much problem. "

My brother said, "I really want to go to the Atlantic like Zheng He!"

I said, "well, when you have eaten and drunk enough, prepare dry food." I'll take you to the seaside of Shishi Zhenghai to blow the sea breeze and watch the waves. When you come back, you will definitely get a suit of salt. "

He said, "Harvest a whole body of salt?"

I said, "Yes, the air is full of salt!" " "

He said, "I see!"

Hahahahahahaha ... The joyful atmosphere drove away the moldy weather and the difficulties of pedestrians during this period.

My brother said, "I never sell what I buy from Nanjing to Beijing. Can you choose the seafood you play? "

I said, "Your brother-in-law and uncle have been fishing for many years. This ability and face are not given? " Still talking about business, it's so strange! "

I remember I have been to Cangzhou to watch acrobatics, and I still have the telephone number of Sun Wen, the tour guide. Looking at the circle of friends, I found that he has been going back and forth between Nanjing and Cangzhou recently.

Suddenly I can't remember where Nanjing is. It seems to me that Beijing, Nanjing and Tokyo are all national capitals. ...

My brother said, "Nanjing is in Anhui!" " "

This old driver is probably not suitable for being an official. He only recognizes land, hahahaha. ...

I also remembered a joke. At that time, we drove through Hefei Ring Expressway, and the navigation system reported to Feidong and Feixi for a while. It's really a detour. At that time, my son didn't know many words, so he read "around" as "burning" in the navigation system. He said that road was "Burning City Expressway". I can't help laughing at the thought of "high-speed combustion", but he has no impression of it.

I asked my son who had been to the North several times what he remembered, and he said that what he remembered most was the snowball fight and snowman in Tianjing.

Things are rare, you know?