Very sweaty humorous joke

Very sweaty humorous jokes

1. First put a notebook on the table, and then put your chin on the notebook. Okay, is this a gift from me? Notebook for your brain!

2. A beautiful woman asked for directions: One day, a beautiful woman asked me for directions on the road. I swore I had never seen such a beautiful girl. I didn’t know whether I was nervous or excited, so I told her my home address.

3. Customer: I want to buy a book. There is no murder in it, but there is hidden murderous intent; there is no love, but love and hate are hard to let go; there is no detective, but you are always vigilant. Can you introduce me to a book? ?

Clerk: ?"Stock Market Quotes". ?

4. I just heard from a taxi driver two days ago that he drove his wife to the train station that day to take the car back to her parents’ home. When she arrived at the station, she looked at the watch and said habitually: ?Miss is here. , one *** is 55 yuan. ?

After finishing speaking, I was stunned for a moment. My wife woke up from her nap. She rubbed her eyes and replied: My husband also drives a rental car. He is over 40 at most. Who are you trying to bully!?

5. After being introduced by Aunt Antelope, Mr. Zebra and Miss Kangaroo met for the first time and had a blind date.

Miss Kangaroo wanted to relax a little, so she said humorously: "At first glance, you look like a character in black and white." ?

Mr. Zebra: Yes, so you are my best candidate. ?

?Why?

?The day before yesterday I went to rob a bank. I packed so much money, but at the end I realized that I had one less pocket!?

6 , One day Xiao Ming’s mother gave Xiao Ming thirty yuan and said: Go learn art.

Xiao Ming went to a construction factory and saw a worker uncle. The worker uncle said: Something bad is going to happen and the house will collapse. Xiao Ming said: Uncle, if you say it again, I will give you 10 yuan. ?If something goes wrong, the house will fall down?

She saw an aunt again, and the aunt said, "Where are you going to run naked?" He gave the aunt another ten yuan.

After a while, he saw an old man coaxing a child. The old man said: If you beat grandpa again, grandpa will not buy you pineapples.

When he got home, he shouted: If something bad happens, the house will fall down. The mother who was taking a shower said: Ah, the house is going to fall down?

He then said: Where are you going with your bare butt? Mom reached out to hit him. He also said that you are beating grandpa, and grandpa won't buy you pineapples to eat. ;