Somebody tell me a joke, I want to cry now.

In a park, there is a pair of naked male and female statues, which have been opposed for nearly ten years.

One day, Cupid came to them and said, "You two have been arguing for so long, but you can't do anything. Must be hard, huh? I can turn you into a person, but only for 15 minutes. "

After the statue became human, it immediately jumped into the grass, where there was a rustling sound. ...

After the statue turned into a man, Cupid said, "There are five minutes left, so you can enjoy it again!" " "

Two people jumped into the grass again, making a rustling sound. ...

Then Cupid heard the female statue say to the male statue: Now I am pinned down by the pigeon, and it's your turn to shit on its head.

In college, the teacher asked the students to fill out a form, which was very strict and could not be altered.

Someone accidentally put the word "Han" in the column of gender. Because he couldn't write it, he added a word "Zi" at the back in desperation, and then the gender became "male".

The three brothers Liu were trapped on an isolated island and caught by monsters.

The monster said: each of you go to the forest to find three things, and then come back to me.

The three of them went. Liu Bei brought back three apples, but the monster stuffed them in his anus and ate them. Liu Bei stuffed two and failed, and then was eaten.

Guan Yu came back with three grapes, and the monster stuffed him in his anus, unable to laugh. But Guan Yu smiled for the second time, so he was eaten.

In the underworld, Liu Bei and Guan Yu met. Liu Bei asked Guan Yu: Second brother, can you live? Why are you laughing?

Guan Yu replied, I just saw Zhang Fei bring back three watermelons. ...

There is a blind man and a lame man together. The blind man rides a bicycle, and the lame man sits behind to show the way.

There is a ditch in front, and the lame man sits behind and shouts excitedly: ditch! Ditch! Ditch!

The blind man was also very excited to pick up the sentence: column by column!

Then the car overturned and they fell into the ditch together.