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Idiom short story
In the Tang Dynasty, there was a monk named Guo Ze, who made great achievements in Buddhism and was very close to his friend Li Yuanshan. One day, they went on a trip together and passed a place where they saw a woman drawing water by the river. This woman is pregnant with a big belly. Yuan Ze pointed to the woman and said to Li Yuanshan, "This woman has been pregnant for three years, waiting for me to be reborn as her son, but I have been avoiding it. Now that I see her, I can't avoid it. Three days later, the woman gave birth to a child. Please come to her house at that time. If the baby smiles at you, it's me. Take this smile as proof! Wait until the thirteenth year, the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will wait for you at Tianzhu Temple in Hangzhou, and then we will meet again. " After they broke up, Bao Yuantan really died that night, and the pregnant woman gave birth to a boy. On the third day, if Li Yuanshan takes care of Yuan Ze, he visits the woman's house, and the baby really smiles at the ground. Wait until the Mid-Autumn Festival moonlit night 13 years later, Li Yuanshan arrived at Tianzhu Temple as scheduled for a visit; As soon as I arrived at the gate of the temple, I saw a shepherd boy sitting on the back of a cow and watching singing. He said: "There is an old soul on the Sansheng Stone. There is no need to admire the moon and sing the wind. I am ashamed of my lover's long journey. Although this body is of the opposite sex, it always exists. "
Nowadays, most people have a special fate in metaphor. Or friends get to know each other by chance or in a special environment, become bosom friends and help themselves, so they are called "three students are lucky".
Idiom story
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In the Tang Dynasty, there was a monk named Guo Ze, who made great achievements in Buddhism and was very close to his friend Li Yuanshan. One day, they went on a trip together and passed a place where they saw a woman drawing water by the river. This woman is pregnant with a big belly. Yuan Ze pointed to the woman and said to Li Yuanshan, "This woman has been pregnant for three years, waiting for me to be reborn as her son, but I have been avoiding it. Now that I see her, I can't avoid it. Three days later, the woman gave birth to a child. Please come to her house at that time. If the baby smiles at you, it's me. Take this smile as proof! Wait until the thirteenth year, the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will wait for you at Tianzhu Temple in Hangzhou, and then we will meet again. " After they broke up, Bao Yuantan really died that night, and the pregnant woman gave birth to a boy. On the third day, if Li Yuanshan takes care of Yuan Ze, he visits the woman's house, and the baby really smiles at the ground. Wait until the Mid-Autumn Festival moonlit night 13 years later, Li Yuanshan arrived at Tianzhu Temple as scheduled for a visit; As soon as I arrived at the gate of the temple, I saw a shepherd boy sitting on the back of a cow and watching singing. He said: "There is an old soul on the Sansheng Stone. There is no need to admire the moon and sing the wind. I am ashamed of my lover's long journey. Although this body is of the opposite sex, it always exists. "
Nowadays, most people have a special fate in metaphor. Or friends get to know each other by chance or in a special environment, become bosom friends and help themselves, so they are called "three students are lucky".
Idiom story
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Responder: Leard- Jianghu Young Xia Level 71-18 20: 55.
Idiom story-suspicious neighbor stealing axe
Once upon a time, a countryman lost an axe. He thought it was a neighbor's son who stole it, so he paid attention to what the man said and did everywhere. The more he looked at it, the more he felt that he looked like a thief stealing an axe. Later, the man who lost the axe found it. It turned out that he accidentally lost his way in the valley when he went up the mountain to cut wood the other day. After finding the axe, he met his neighbor's son again. Look at him again. He doesn't look like a thief.
Suspecting neighbors and stealing axes: not paying attention to facts, being suspicious of people and things.
Liezi Fu Shuo: If someone has an axe, he means his neighbor. According to his steps, he stole an axe; Color, stealing axes; Words, stealing axes; Attitude, doing nothing and not stealing an axe.
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Defendant: dt yok- probationary period level 1 1 1-24 20:35.
Once upon a time, a countryman lost an axe. He thought it was a neighbor's son who stole it, so he paid attention to what the man said and did everywhere. The more he looked at it, the more he felt that he looked like a thief stealing an axe. Later, the man who lost the axe found it. It turned out that he accidentally lost his way in the valley when he went up the mountain to cut wood the other day. After finding the axe, he met his neighbor's son again. Look at him again. He doesn't look like a thief.
Suspecting neighbors and stealing axes: not paying attention to facts, being suspicious of people and things.
Interviewee: open 19 153- magic apprentice level 111-2912: 03.
In the Eastern Jin Dynasty, Fu Jian, king of Qin, took control of northern China. In 383 AD, Fu Jian led 900,000 infantry and cavalry to attack the rulers in the south of the Yangtze River. Jin generals Xie Shi and Xie Xuan led eighty thousand troops to resist. Fu Jian learned that 8 jin j strength is insufficient, just want to seize the opportunity, quick attack.
Unexpectedly, 250,000 vanguard troops in Fu Jian were unexpectedly defeated by 8 Jin Army in Shouchun, and suffered heavy losses. The general was killed and more than ten thousand soldiers were killed or injured. Qin Jun's spirit fell sharply, his morale was shaken, and the soldiers fled in panic. At this point, Fu Jian saw the 8 jin j in Shouchun city, and his fighting spirit was high. Then he looked at Bagong Mountain in the north, and saw that every grass and tree on the mountain looked like nomads from the army. Fu Jian turned to his younger brother and said, "What a powerful enemy this is! How can we say that the 8 Jin Army is insufficient? " He regretted underestimating his enemy.
The bad start cast an ominous shadow on Fu Jian's mind, and he made his troops deploy on the north bank of Feishui in an attempt to turn the tide by virtue of geographical advantages. At this time, Xie Xuan, the general of the Jin army, told Qin Jun to step back a little and make way for a river. Fu Jian did Sarah laugh. The general of the Jin army didn't know the common sense of fighting. He wanted to take advantage of the fact that the Jin army was busy crossing the river and it was difficult to fight, so he gave it a surprise attack, so he readily accepted the request of the Jin army.
Who knows, when the military order to retreat came out, it fled like a flood, while the Jin army tried to cross the river in pursuit, abandoned its helmet and abandoned its armor, and the bodies were everywhere. Fu Jian fled with an arrow.
This story comes from Jin Shu's Fu Jian Zhai Ji. The idiom "all plants are soldiers" describes nervous and paranoid panic psychology.
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Respondent: Qin Haoxing-ranking11-2913:16.
1000 miles a day
Fan, the general of Qin, fled to Yan because he offended the king of Qin. Prince Taizi Dan accepted him and went to consult with the resourceful Tian Guang. Tian Guang said: "A good horse is strong and travels thousands of miles every day; The old and bad horse runs faster than it. I am exhausted now. " Later, Tian Guang recommended others to work for Taizi Dan.
References:
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Interviewee: Lin Trainee Magician Level 211-2917: 52.
One hair in nine cowhide ―― A drop in the ocean
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty (Liu Che) heard that Li Ling led troops into the Xiongnu border, and his morale was high. At this time, many ministers jokingly congratulated the emperor on his wisdom and good use of people. Later, Li Ling was defeated and surrendered, and Emperor Wu was very angry. In turn, the ministers who congratulated Li Ling called Li Ling useless and disloyal. At this time, Sima Qian stood silently, and Emperor Wu of Han asked his advice on this matter. Sima Qian bluntly said that Li Ling had only 5,000 infantry, but was surrounded by 80,000 tarkan. However, he fought for more than ten days and killed more than ten thousand people. He is really a great general. Eventually, the road was cut off and the war stopped because the food ran out. Li Ling didn't really surrender, but was waiting for an opportunity to serve the country. His contribution can still make up for his failure. Emperor Wu listened to him defend Li Ling and satirized the emperor's closest relative, Li Guangli, for attacking Xiongnu from the front, which made Sima Qian angry and put him in prison. The following year, Li Ling was misrepresented as a Xiongnu soldier. Emperor Wu killed Li Ling's mother and wife without making things clear. Ting Wei and Du Zhou framed Sima Qian on the charge of framing the emperor in order to cater to the emperor, and gave Sima Qian the most cruel and shameful? Quot corruption. " Sima Qian was devastated and wanted to commit suicide when he was in pain; However, on second thought, the death of a lowly man like him, in the eyes of many rich people, is like "a drop in the ocean", which not only won't get sympathy, but also makes people laugh. So I decided to bear the burden of humiliation and use my life and time to write the great Historical Records with difficulty and tenacity. The ancients said that people with great courage have great wisdom, and Sima Qian is such a person. He knew that in his time, it was better to die a dog than a person with no status or fame like him, so he bravely survived and finally completed this unprecedented great historical work-Historical Records.
Sima Qian told this idea to his good friend Ren. Later, according to a sentence in his letter, people derived the idiom "nine hairs", which is used to mean that something or someone is only a part of the vast majority, just like a hair on nine cows.
Respondent: Xiao Tingting's probation period is Grade 111-2919: 30.
Asking this question is boring. I don't know.
Responder: PANDA KID is Big Brother-Junior 1 1-29 20:32.
Imitate clumsily
In the spring and autumn period, there was a beautiful woman named. Her beauty is almost to the point of falling in love with everything in this country. Whether it is her posture, her movements or her smile, it is lovable. Wearing light makeup and simple clothes. Everywhere she goes, many people "stare at her", and no one can but marvel at her beauty.
Shi suffers from heartburn. One day, her illness broke out again. She put her hand over her chest and frowned, revealing a charming female beauty. When she walked through the countryside, all the villagers opened their eyes.
There is an ugly girl named Dong Shi in the country. She is not only ugly, but also uneducated. She usually acts rudely and speaks loudly, but she dreams of becoming a beautiful woman all the time. Today she wears such clothes and combs her hair like that tomorrow, but still no one says she is beautiful.
On this day, she saw the stone frowning on her chest and won the favor of so many people, so when she went back, she also learned to look like a stone, frowning on her chest and walking around the village. I didn't expect the ugly girl's affectation to make her already ugly look even uglier. As a result, the rich people in the countryside saw the ugly girl's strange appearance and immediately closed the door tightly; The poor people in the countryside saw the ugly girl coming and immediately took away their wives and children. People saw this grotesque ugly woman walking around the village, imitating Shi's heartache, just like seeing the god of plague.
This ugly woman only knows that Shi's frown is beautiful, but she doesn't know why she is beautiful, so she simply imitates her.
The appearance, the result was laughed at. It seems foolish to imitate others blindly.
Reply: Lu Kexin-Magic Apprentice Level 111-3019: 51.
Decorate yourself with borrowed feathers
During the Warring States period, when Chu was at its strongest, he was afraid of his general Zhao for the sake of the northern country at that time.
Xi's t-shirt, and feel strange. So he asked the North Korean minister why.
At that time, a minister named Jiang Yi told him the following story:
"Once upon a time, there was a tiger in a cave. Because he was hungry, he ran outside to look for food. When he came to a place,
When I was in the dense forest, I suddenly saw a fox walking in front of me. He thinks this is a golden opportunity.
Yes, he jumped over and caught him effortlessly.
But when it opened its mouth to eat the fox, the sly fox suddenly spoke:
Hum! Don't think that you are the king of beasts and dare to swallow me; You know, heaven and earth ordered me to be king.
Your Majesty, whoever eats me will be severely punished by heaven and earth. The tiger listened to the fox with a grain of salt.
However, when he tilted his head and saw the fox's arrogant and calm appearance, he was shocked. The original arrogance.
And I don't know when most of them disappeared. Even so, he thought to himself: I am one hundred.
The king of beasts, so any beast in the world will be afraid to see me. And he, it turned out, was ordered by Emperor Fengtian to rule us!
At this time, the fox saw that the tiger hesitated to eat, and knew that he had already believed him a little.
So he stood proudly, then pointed to the tiger's nose and said,' What, don't you believe what I said?
Really? Then come with me now, walk behind me and see if all the wild animals are scared out of their wits when they see me.
Running around. The tiger thought it was a good idea and did it.
So the fox swaggered ahead and the tiger followed carefully. They didn't leave much.
For a long time, I vaguely saw the depths of the forest, where many small animals were fighting for food, but when they found themselves walking behind the fox.
The tiger was in front of him, and he couldn't help but be frightened to disgrace and ran away.
At this moment, the fox turned to look at the tiger proudly. Seeing this situation, the tiger can't help but feel a little scared.
But he didn't know that wild animals were afraid of themselves, and he thought they were really afraid of foxes!
The cunning fox's plan succeeded, but his strength was entirely due to the tiger's disguise, which enabled him to threaten in a favorable situation at this moment.
Threatening the beast and the poor tiger to be fooled and not knowing it!
Therefore, the people in the north are afraid of Zhao Xi's shirt simply because the king's soldiers are in his hands, that is to say.
Say, what they are afraid of is actually the power of the king! "
From the above story, we can know that anyone oppresses others by virtue of the power of authority or the power of position.
Anyone who acts arrogantly can be described as "Smith".
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