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Joke fish

I'm afraid you still love me, I'm afraid you forget me, and I'm more afraid you fall in love with someone else.

I rely on your tenderness, but I can't give you what you want in return. I know that one day you will be tired and there will always be a time to leave. I'm afraid you will leave, but I'm glad you can leave.

Fish was pursued by a boy in his freshman year. They met in a playful way, but fish and the people in the boys' dormitory belong to a club. Then one night, the boy went to the playground to find his roommate and met a talking fish in Kan Kan. Fish played jokes on everyone seriously, and all the boys on the side were amused.

The next day, the boy went out with his roommate, waiting for the fish to appear in a specific place. If this idea is strong enough, the person waiting will always meet him, but he can wait for the fish when he doesn't have the other person's phone number. The boy took the initiative to say "Hehehe, hello, my name is Daewoo", and then reached out and shook hands with the fish. When he looked at it, the fish smiled. There is no such etiquette as shaking hands now. She really doesn't know.

With the help of Daewoo's roommate, Fish's roommate also knows Daewoo's existence. It seems that it is agreed that roommates like to eat together or go out to play for four people. It's really good when there is no transportation. You can go far away. At that time, there was a beautiful place near the school. Daewoo's roommate said this place was a bit mysterious, and then Fish became interested and took his roommate with him.

Laughing all the way back and forth, Daewoo and Fish's roommate walked in front, and Fish and Daewoo's roommate walked behind. Daewoo's roommate directly asked Fish if he liked Daewoo and could be together. The fish looked up at the back of the two men in front and thought that they might be discussing this problem. In fact, several people have contacted each other several times before this trip. After a long time, they always feel something. After coming back, the fish roommate said what she and Daewoo said on the road. The fish thought for a long time, but still said nothing.

At that time, Daewoo's position was still very firm. At that time, he said that if he could be together, he would be with the fish. If he can't be together, he won't play with the fish. Finally, the fish forgot how this paragraph ended, and the two of them got better inexplicably. Daewoo said it was his first love, and he didn't understand many things. If he does something wrong in the future, let the fish forgive him. Because I don't understand, I give the best care to the fish. I always share my favorite songs with fish in the first place. After some small festivals, I will prepare some gifts. When I eat, I always ask the fish what to eat first. If Daewoo and their group organize to play, they will go back to bring gifts to the fish as soon as possible.

In fact, the feelings are too full, and the fish will always feel guilty. Fish's best friend asked her if she really wanted to marry Daewoo. She is so far away from home that she is really going to marry him. This question caught the fish. She just met a friend of the opposite sex by chance and later became a boyfriend. The word "marry" is still too early for fish. The fish's first reaction was to deny that she would definitely not marry him, which made Daewoo feel very sad, but the fish never said or forgotten it, and never thought about it.

Daewoo drank too much and told the fish that he wanted to marry her and earn money after graduation. Fish's psychological age is too young, and he hasn't thought about what to do after graduation, not to mention being spoiled in his parents' arms one second and talking about getting married the next. The fish didn't take it to heart, and it was cruel day after day. One day, two junior high school students of Fish came to visit her at school. Daewoo invited them to dinner just to meet them. Perhaps the classmates I haven't seen for years are still full of familiarity, and Fish is still very open-minded. When talking to a male classmate, Daewoo felt uncomfortable with some intimate details. Later, they drank freely until they were almost the same. Daewoo told the fish what he thought of the male classmate after drinking too much.

Fish always don't know what things are like in love. Daewoo gave her a gift, but the fish never thought of returning anything as a reward she liked very much. The longer two people love each other, they gradually change from Daewoo's funny jokes to some routine greetings. This fish can tell jokes, but it always makes Daewoo laugh. Later, Daewoo was somewhat silent and unpredictable. Once upon a time, two people could look at each other until late. Later, Daewoo said that the fish should go to bed early and not stay up late.

On that day, Daewoo invited the fish to the place where they first saw the fish. These two people never speak softly in an abnormal tone. The lively appearance of the fish completely disappeared. Daewoo asked him what plans he had for his future. The fish said no, Daewoo said he knew, and then he would send the fish back to the dormitory downstairs. At a long distance, he didn't move forward, watching the fish enter the building. The fish looked back. Daewoo is still in that position. An idea flashed through the fish's mind. Will this be the last time to send her? After the lights went out in the dormitory at night, the fish's cell phone rang and the news of his wife came. At that time, the fish were very naughty and liked to call Daewoo's wife. Daewoo is not satisfied with this name. Daewoo asked if the fish was there, and the fish responded. Daewoo said goodbye. The fish answered without asking anything. There's nothing more. Fish changed Daewoo's note to his own name and then turned off his mobile phone.

Fish may really think that his indifference made Daewoo lose confidence in himself. The fish went to bed very late that night, from the first meeting to all the good and bad things that happened afterwards. In fact, fish can quite understand Daewoo. After all, if she is a man, kissing her girlfriend in public is a very embarrassing thing, which will make people think for the first time whether this person has never loved with heart.

Daewoo is a very special person to fish, because no one has ever been so devoted to each other before, but it is precisely because Daewoo is so kind to fish that fish never thought about Daewoo's idea. It's only a matter of time before two people are separated.

Fish said it was because of Daewoo's hand, so he was still heartless. Although she was broken up in this relationship, she was also the initiator of the breakup, but when I think about it later, I can feel at ease and say that I was broken up without guilt.

Two people really haven't contacted for a long time. Daewoo graduated one year ahead of schedule, and when he returned to school again, he chatted with Fish's roommate and said that he had a new love life. Fish is uneasy, maybe this is something that should have been thought of long ago, but it happened that he was a little lost. Even after breaking up for a long time, Yu still doesn't want to hear about Daewoo's new relationship.

At the party, the fish drank a little too much. The next day, my best friend told her that she talked about Daewoo and someone else's new love last night. My best friend said that Daewoo is finished, and it doesn't matter whether people are happy or not. Don't make yourself sad without blessing. It seems quite reasonable. The fish waved his hand and said he didn't remember this thing. They must have made it up, and then it went away.

Later, I heard that Daewoo's new relationship was over.

I am most afraid that you will walk a long way alone, but I can't accompany you, so I can only choose to watch you walk a long way alone. Then I will watch you go from a person to a couple to a complete family. You don't love me anymore, and your smile is brighter than before.