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Can the other half hide private money after marriage?

I can accept that the other half has private money.

First, of course I can accept the other half hiding private money.

I can 100% accept my other half to hide private money, but I can hide it. Don't let the world know, as if I don't give you money to spend. What's the money for? It's just flowers! Of course, you can't listen to the advertisements of those wealth management products. What's wrong with earning thousands a month? The so-called financial management is to lend money to the rich, and the rich pay you meager interest. Therefore, flowers can be spent or hidden, but the most important thing is that I have the other half first. If you give me a girl, I will give her all my money, not all.

Second, now I am proud of hiding my private money.

You can look at the present society. The purpose of hiding private money is not to spend it secretly at all, but to find it for the other half. It can increase the affection between husband and wife at most. At worst, it is a sign of arrogance in human nature. Although I can accept my other half hiding private money, I don't agree with her. Of course, speaking of which, there must be some netizens who say that if you don't agree with her hiding, then he doesn't agree with you hiding! You got paid, you have no money, you don't hide it?

Third, grandstanding.

In fact, it is a show-off to hide private money for the purpose. Although I can't understand what I'm showing off, I'm like a child who accidentally sits on the ground and makes adults laugh. He knows that this will make adults laugh, so he will make an expression like accidentally sitting on the ground from time to time just to make everyone laugh. Hiding private money is similar to a child accidentally sitting on the ground. Once discovered, it immediately became a joke. This effect is very popular with men, just like being afraid of his wife becoming mainstream.