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Smoking is like kissing, really?

Yesterday, the teacher said that it might be a joke. I heard that men who smoke lack kisses, because sucking when smoking is like kissing. Satisfy sb's appetite. I remember, don't all those men who often kiss smoke? Is it true that men who smoke a lot seldom kiss their sisters?

When I got home, I told my father about it. I said, next time you want to smoke, call me and kiss me. (Two people laugh)

Dad said, is it? Really?

It seems that he is seriously thinking about this problem.

Then I went to bed and he came over. I said, give me a kiss. You want to smoke. Let me feel what you are doing, smoking.

Dad says smoking is like this.

After kissing for two seconds, I stopped kissing. I said, you smoke so fast! There must be three minutes. Keep kissing.

This time, I am more relaxed, more relaxed and more enjoyable.

Later, I said, call me next time you smoke.

I think the next time I see him smoking, I'll say, smoke. Let's go Just a kiss.