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The secret of the next method
Sitting on the cable car, looking at the mountains and clouds in Wulingyuan District, I really want to open the window of the cable car and reach out to touch the fantastic mystery. My husband said I was timid and fat, and I really didn't want to open the window! But the scene photographed through the glass, and what you see in front of you, always feel? It's not that effective Watching the mountains in Zhangjiajie and the corpse-driving performance in Xiangxi are shocking, fresh and horrible. A tour guide named Bobo warned us not to enter the cabin. It is said that Miao women in the mountains will play tricks on men, and male tourists often disappear, reminding women with husbands to watch their husbands. We laughed it off and thought it was a guide's joke!
The three-day trip to Zhangjiajie soon ended. I feel bored when I think about the way home. I am waiting for the bus to go down the mountain in the scenic spot. I feel something in my hair from time to time, like a bug. I dialed it several times with my hand, but I didn't see any bugs flying out. This feeling has always been with my home. I was very tired at night and slept soundly. I don't feel the dawn at all. After breakfast, send my daughter to school and come back to clean up. I haven't been at home for a few days, which is a bit messy. I was busy in the bathroom all morning and got up at noon to look at my mobile phone. But when I stood up, my eyes were dark and I could see nothing. I touched my cell phone, but I couldn't find it. I knocked off the glass cup on the coffee table, broke the glass slag all over the floor, touched my mobile phone and couldn't see the phone number clearly. Finally, I called my neighbor upstairs and she knocked at the door. I climbed over to open the door for her, groping, but I could see nothing. Then I took a taxi to the hospital and did various tests. Everything is normal, so I have to go home and observe first, and I have a little bit of relief. This is not a big problem to consider. We came out of the hospital and went to the clinic at the gate of the community for an intravenous drip. My neighbor bought me lunch and helped me pick up my daughter from school. My husband can't come back because of something. When he got home, it was already noon the next day!
Afterwards, I thought about it. This sudden symptom was very strange. I once wondered if the Miao woman had poisoned me. It was February 2017, and the nightmare began!
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