What are the jokes about mental health?

1. In class, a classmate raised his hand and said, "There is something wrong with the teacher." Everyone booed and said, "The teacher is fine!" The classmate thought about it and changed his mouth and said, "Teacher, I have a problem!" " "Everyone smiled and said," you have a problem! "

2. The teacher teaches the distribution law in vector multiplication and asks how you used to remember the distribution law. A classmate replied, "It's more than a foot high."

3. In class, the teacher drew people to recite, and a classmate spoke amazingly, reciting a sentence: "When the sun sets, heartbroken people brush their teeth!" Everyone's heart suddenly slowed down by half a beat.

On April Fool's Day, teachers and students play tricks on each other. The physics teacher said that there was an exam in self-study at night, and we said, "Teacher, you lied to us!" " "The teacher looked serious:" It's true! No kidding! "Because the teacher seldom jokes, everyone is skeptical, so review and copy cheat sheets ... As a result, the physics class representative suddenly said that he would not take the exam at night. Everyone was surprised to put away their books, and the class representative said slowly, "Because the physics teacher was cheated by other teachers ..."

Individuals can adapt to the development environment and have perfect personality characteristics; And its cognition, emotional response and will behavior are in a positive state, which can maintain normal adjustment ability. In life practice, it is the basic feature of mental health to know oneself correctly, control oneself consciously and treat external influences correctly, so as to maintain psychological balance and coordination.

The basic meaning of mental health means that all aspects and activities of psychology are in a good or normal state. The ideal state of mental health is to keep perfect personality, normal intelligence, correct cognition, appropriate mood, reasonable will, positive attitude, appropriate behavior and good adaptation. Corresponding to mental health are mental sub-health and mental illness. Mental health has different meanings and measures from different angles.

Mental health is an inseparable and important aspect of modern people's health, so what is human mental health? There are standards for a person's physical health, and there are standards for a person's mental health. However, people's mental health standards are not as specific and objective as people's physical health standards. Understanding and mastering the definition of mental health is of great significance for strengthening and maintaining people's health. When people master the standard of measuring people's mental health, they can make a self-diagnosis of their mental health on this basis. If you find that one or several aspects of your mental state are far from the standard of mental health, you should strengthen psychological exercise in a targeted way to reach the level of mental health. If you find that your mental state has seriously deviated from the mental health standards, you should seek medical advice in time, and make early diagnosis and treatment.