Homophonic jokes suitable for 520 couples

Part 1 of short homophonic jokes suitable for 520 couples

1. I accidentally stepped on an ant to death. The little ant said aggrievedly, "That's the queen ant, woo woo woo." , we don’t have a queen ant anymore.

2. He was afraid of the dark and obtained a night avoidance certificate.

3. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar told it twice but the spider still didn’t understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily: "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said aggrievedly : "I am a spider"

4. If Huang Ting can't pick it up, go find it---ah.

5. When I think of him entangled with that snake every day, I can't help entangled with him.

6. "I might be a loach" "Why" "Because I like mud"

7. You don't even like me, what do you like? Xizhilang?

8. From now on, my mascot will be you, crab! ——Because you have money (pliers)

9. Dad Kai on the bottom lane has entered the tower, so he can't get down from the tower! What her? Defend, defend the tower. Can't let go.

10. We cannot just feel the pulse of the times ourselves and not let your mother feel Wang Yibo. I have been thinking about giving it a go for life all day long, but I turned around and asked your mother to give it a try."

11. Shiitake was walking on the road and was hit by an orange. Shiitake said angrily: "You don't have eyes. Go to hell." Then Orange died. Because the bacteria want the orange to die, the orange has to die. .

12. The queen ant is dead. The other ants have been shouting, "We don't have a queen anymore. We have no future. You heard me... We have no future."

13. The mother cat scolded the kitten and said: "Why did you tear the caught mouse into pieces? Don't you think it is cruel to do so?" The kitten Li Ququ said: But the mouse pieces are really delicious.

14. Embarrassing, I was recognized even though I was wearing a mask and hat to buy late-night snacks: What should the beauty eat?

15. Dian Cong asked Chili, did you go to a hot pot restaurant today? ? Pepper said I didn't go, and Green Onion asked again, then who went? Chili said it must be garlic, do you understand? It's garlic.

16. A crab accidentally bumped into a loach when he went out for a walk. The loach was very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab felt aggrieved: "No, I am a crab!"

17. If you don’t even coax me, then why are you coaxing? Hong Shixian?

18. I understand a truth, ugly people should study more. People used to say that I was not good at studying, but it turned out that Compliment me on my beauty.

19. I prefer Li Bai’s poems. Lu You was so angry that I couldn’t access the Internet.

20. Do you know how much a star weighs? Eight grams because of Starbucks. Part 2 of homophonic jokes suitable for 520 couples

21. The little bear planted a fruit tree and carefully took care of the fruit tree every day until autumn. The fruit tree did not bear any fruit. The little bear said disappointedly: "No fruit. Ah, there is no result."

22. Don't love me, there is no result. I have many things and I still like to do things.

23. There was a piece of glass. It was a little sleepy and then it jumped down from the building and said: Good night, I broke it!

24. When I was seventeen years old, I grabbed a cicada. I thought I caught the whole summer. Cicada: I can’t say I love it, but I just like it at all!

25. You can’t tell people who are afraid of dogs: Life is not just about the dogs in front of you, but there are also dogs on the street.

26. Fahai will never be a rapper because he doesn’t know how to forgive snakes.

27. "What should I do if the white balloon bursts the black balloon?" "Confession Balloon"

28. One day the little duck was reading a book, and the mother duck said it was time to eat. The books are closed, the books are closed, the books are closed, did you hear it? Reconciliation.

29. One day the elephant ate ice cream. He ate a lot and the more he ate, the more he felt like vomiting. Then the mouse said, "I'm tired of the elephant. I'm tired of the elephant."

30. Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are blowing bubbles "Blue blue blue".

31. How did the door handle of the company conference room break? It was the boss who broke it in anger.

32. During the festival, the little white rabbit said angrily to the deer: You see other girls can receive flowers, why don’t you give them to me? The little deer said pitifully: Because I am a sika deer.

33. When I wear Gucci, my tears always come from para para dior.

34. Pumpkin, Purple Potato and Peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut asked them to play. Pumpkin asked Peanut, who else is there? Peanut said, I, Purple Potato, are with you, did you hear that? I belong only to you.

35. Oh my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I suppressed my excitement and replied: Then you can do it first, and then we can talk after you do it. An hour has passed, why hasn’t the goddess finished fucking?

36. If you don’t even add me on WeChat, then what are you adding, Canada?

37. One day the little duck was reading a book. Another little duck said he wanted to eat. Close the book. Good duck, good duck, good duck. Can you make up?

38. The door handle of grandma’s house is very thick, and there is a sound when opening the door. Later, when I asked, I found out that this is called a rough door.

39. “How happy it would be if someone belonged to me. "Stop making trouble, no one is a fish."

40. I was ironing clothes today, but they would wrinkle no matter how I ironed them. I said don’t wrinkle them, don’t wrinkle them, don’t leave.