English translation of funny jokes

When the temperature dropped sharply, my wife and her friends went out for lunch. They stood shivering beside her friend's truck, while her friend was looking for the key to open the door. My wife asked, "can't we sit in the truck while you are looking for the key?"

My wife and his friends went out for lunch on a cold day. They stood beside their friend's car, shivering with cold, and his friend looked for the car keys. The wife said, "Can we take your car to find your keys?" "

The purpose of one of my old kitchen utensils has always been a mystery. It looks like a mixture of a metal colander and a spatula, so I use it as both. When not in use, it will be put in a decorative ceramic container in my kitchen.

The secret of spoon/spatula has been solved recently. I found an original package in a clearance auction.

This is a dung spoon.

In my collection of antique kitchen utensils, I don't know what they are for. It looks like an iron spoon and a shovel for cooking. I usually use it this way. When not in use, put it in a beautiful tableware porcelain in the kitchen for decoration.

Finally, one day the mystery was solved. I saw something at a second-hand auction that looked like a spoon and shovel for cooking. It has the original packaging.

That thing used to pick up shit.