Ma Sanli is just teasing you.

We must pay attention in our daily lives!

What should we pay attention to! Be safe on the road! You should pay attention to yourself!

Ang! You all know the traffic laws. , in life! We always set fires every night to guard against thieves! Angry! Hey, hey, in the morning we have a large courtyard in a residential area here! Or in the crowd, it’s okay! No! You should pay attention to the bad guys! You have to pay attention at all times, and the same goes for you when you go out. , get on the tram! Get on the car, touch your pockets! Don’t put any money in your outer clothes! If you have money, put it in your inner pocket! This thief has taken a fancy to you, and when buying things, he will spend a lot of money to actually buy a few yuan worth of things! Get around. There are a lot of people, and the thief's head doesn't write "thief". When we see it is a thief, we can't tell if he doesn't write. As soon as he takes out the money, he sees it, Jacket! When you leave, he follows. Maybe he touches you. , I touched you a little bit and next to you, oh, your money is gone! This hand is so fast! How can a thief steal things? It's okay. He tried to find a way to see the house, maybe he changed the house and went to the fourth floor to change the house! On the fourth floor, You didn't change the house! Then! You found the wrong one! Whoever left things at the door of the fourth floor, the third floor, and the second floor? Your shoes are hanging in front of the door! He took the clothes with him! You should pay attention to this! Especially if there is a door curtain! Do you know? A house is neither a crowd nor a small bungalow in a courtyard! It is just a shop with a facade. There is no business, and the residents are just like this! There is no yard! You have to tie a rope to wash clothes and put on clothes! Put it on the roadside and at the door! You say Those clothes are often lost! Who cares, this is not the yard. It doesn’t matter if the gate is closed or not, but you can put it on the platform if you are in the crowd! If a thief steals something, he can’t get up! Hang the clothes here by the door! Although the old lady from the neighbor said The old lady is not older than her thirties, maybe in her thirties! Let’s call her sister-in-law! I’m afraid of losing some clothes hanging at the door! I can’t just watch them all the time and still have to cook! I have to go inside to do it. Let the child watch you while you do other work. The child is too young, only 5 years old. For such a child, you would say he is stupid but not stupid. He is smart but not too smart! He has never been to school and the child is not of school age yet! Xiaohu! , play at the door and watch! We are hanging our clothes! Watch the thief and don’t steal it~! Look at who it is, call me! Hey! Don’t move, don’t go anywhere! Just stand at the door. ! If you need anything, please greet me, greet me! This old woman has gone to work in the house! The child is standing, is it a child? Anyway, just looking at these clothes, standing at the door will not move, be honest! Come on, four or five years old! When he is not naughty enough, people think he is dishonest when he is seven or eight years old, but he is honest when he is five or six years old, standing like this! You think you are stupid or not, standing and watching like this! The thief is coming, oh, this is a good place! How come? How old? The child looked at it, Hu, 5 years old, what’s my name? Xiaohu! Xiaohu, do you know me? No! No, let’s play together, okay! My name is Dou, my surname is Dou, and I am teasing you. Play! Do you remember? Xiaohu, agree, hey! Call me, call me, my last name is Dou, I call you to play, call me! I am teasing you! Oh, yes! Xiaohu! Hey! Call me! I am teasing you! Hey, yes! Xiaohu! Hey, call me! I am teasing you. Okay, great! Call me a few words! Bring down the coat! Mom, he took our coat! Work in the house! Who is it? Tease You play. Watch carefully. You pulled down these pants again. Mom, he is taking our pants. Who is it? I am teasing you! I will beat you kid later, watch carefully! Don't shout! Take a look at the thief and take the mattress sheet. Come out! Mom, he's making fun of us. Who are you? I'm teasing you! I'll beat you up if you're so dishonest, kid! Come out later and take a look! Still standing here, where are our clothes? Take them away. Oh~! Who took it away? I am teasing you! I am still teasing you

Ma Sanli’s teasing you

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Name: Ma Sanli Gender: Male Nationality: Hui Year of Birth: 1914-2003 Place of Birth: Yongchang County, Gansu

Regarding Ma Lao’s appearance, there is only: Ma Lao in 2000 Although he was diagnosed with bladder cancer, he still held a farewell performance in Tianjin on December 8, 2001, marking his 80th anniversary as an artist.

Mr. Ma introduced himself like this at the time: "Ma Sanli, 88 years old, 1.73 meters tall, weighs 86 pounds, can eat peanuts, tell jokes, and will participate in the weightlifting competition in the 2008 Olympic Games."

Life:

Ma Sanli, a famous performing artist. Hui nationality, born in Beijing in 1914, his ancestral home is Yongchang County, Gansu Province. Born into a family of traditional Chinese folk arts, his grandfather Ma Chengfang was a famous storytelling artist who was good at telling "Water Margin" and was famous for a while; his father Ma Delu was one of the "Eight Virtues of Crosstalk" and was also the favorite disciple and son-in-law of Enxu, a senior crosstalk artist; His mother, En Cuiqing, once learned to sing Beijing-style drums; his elder brother, Ma Guiyuan, learned from Li Dechen and was famous for being good at performing "Wengui" jokes. Ma Sanli has been studying since childhood and attended Tianjin Huiwen Middle School. The family environment has influenced him since he was a child, and he is very familiar with the art of cross talk. Under the influence of his father and brother, he developed a profound foundation in "speaking", "learning", "playing" and "singing". After graduating from junior high school, due to poor family circumstances, he dropped out of school to do crosstalk.

He began performing on stage in 1930 and became a disciple of Zhou Deshan. Zhou is Ma Delu's fellow disciple and one of the "Eight Virtues of Crosstalk". Ma Sanli studied art and made rapid progress, and his horizons broadened day by day. After long-term artistic practice, a style that is tight inside and loose outside, methodical, delicate in performance, subtle and timeless has been formed. Ma Sanli has solid artistic skills and is well-known for his good performance of "Guankou" and literary jokes, such as "Praising the House", "Geographic Map", "Eating Yuanxiao", "Wenwenhui", etc.

Before liberation, he partnered with Geng Baolin, Liu Kuizhen, Hou Yichen, and Zhang Qingsen. After the founding of the People's Republic of China, he actively composed and performed new cross talk. In 1952, he took the initiative to apply to join the condolence mission to North Korea. After returning to China, he joined the Tianjin Broadcasting Folk Art Troupe and devoted himself to the renovation and innovation of cross talk. Later he transferred to the Tianjin Folk Art Troupe. In 1957, he was mistakenly classified as a rightist. In the spring of 1961, he returned to the troupe and performed in the Tianle Theater with Zhao Peiru. The first performance was "Yellow Crane Tower". Through long-term artistic practice, Ma Sanli has formed a unique artistic style. He likes to use the first-person performance method, "I", who is both the protagonist in the work and the object of satire. Someone once commented: "He is the object of satire. Sometimes, although his flaws are pointed out with joy, there is no public comment. He tries his best to make the object of satire come alive and leaves the commentary work to the audience. The actor and the The audience cooperated tacitly and achieved collective lyricism. ” 1992 marked his 65th anniversary as an artist. China Quyi Artists Association, Tianjin Quyi Artists Association, and Gansu Quyi Artists Association jointly organized the celebration of Ma Sanli's 65th anniversary in Tianjin. Comrade Ma Sanli has gone through many hardships and ups and downs in his long stage career, and he is determined to make cross talk the most important thing. Weapon, satirizes falsehood, evil and ugliness, praises truth, goodness and beauty, serves the people and socialism diligently and conscientiously, is loved by the masses, and enjoys a high reputation at home and abroad. He has learned a lot from his family, learned from others, inherited the past and the future, formed a unique artistic style, promoted the development of cross talk art, and is worthy of being a contemporary cross talk leader and humor master.

On February 11, 2003, Ma Sanli, the beloved crosstalk master who was deeply loved by the masses, passed away at 6:45 in the morning and his audience at the age of 90 due to ineffective treatment.

Main works: "Eating Yuanxiao", "Selling Tickets", "Yellow Crane Tower", "Physiognomy", "Selling Five Utensils", "Opening a Porridge Factory", "Wax Lighting", " "Bai Shihui", "Eight Fan Screen", "Anti-Eight Fan Screen", "Geographical Map", "Wotou Lun", "Article Club", "Dream Marriage", "Couplet", "Three Character Classic", etc.