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Why did Italy become a "laughing stock" in World War II?

In fact, it was not the pot of Italian soldiers that made the World War II so terrible. During World War I, Italy could peck at the Austro-Hungarian Chicken. There is no reason to behave so badly in World War II. Italian soldiers became teasers because they had a teaser leader-Mussolini, a reporter who wrote love novels in newspapers in 191, who was not war material at all. Although he participated in World War I like Hitler, he also retired due to injury, but the reason why this cargo was injured was the explosion of a mine, which he had not stepped on.

Mussolini's decision to go to war was purely a bargain-hunting mentality. At that time, the German army had beaten France to distraction and was about to surrender. He declared war on Britain and France on June 1th, 194. Before, this product bullied Ethiopia (it was not bullied during World War I), or intervened in the Spanish civil war to find a sense of existence. At that time, Italy was not prepared for any full-scale war at all, regardless of materials or soldiers.

The annual output of iron and steel is only over 2 million tons in war-necessary materials, which is even worse than that of Japan. Oil is only 6 million tons, and most of it is imported. This amount of oil also maintains Italy's daily needs. They need to consume at least 8 million tons of oil every year when they get involved in the war. The soldiers are even more horrible. Italians don't like to fight. Playboy is more popular than iron warrior. Originally, he boasted that he could mobilize 1 million troops. As a result, he found that the army only had more than 45, people when it started, and it didn't reach 1 million troops when it was expanded to the dead. Most of the equipment for this less than 1 million people was not neat.

It is better to expect such an army to fight than to drive a million bullfights to the battlefield, so the Italian army was completely teased in World War II, and they didn't come out to fight at all. At that time, after Italy entered the war, the French Petain regime was ready to surrender and was negotiating with the Nazis. Mussolini intervened to take Nice, Corsica and other areas to Italy, but the Fuehrer took good care of my younger brother and agreed. But Lao Mo, who teased Wen Qing, claimed that the land had to be beaten down by himself to be practical, and brazenly began a blitzkrieg against the French army in the Alps. Then he was beaten by the French army before the surrender, and all the faces lost in the German wehrmacht were made up.

According to my conscience, Italy's air force and navy were good during World War II. At that time, the Air Force had more than 3, aircraft, which was not inferior to the air power of Britain and Germany. There are 4 naval battleships, 7 1,-ton cruisers and 15 light cruisers, which can dominate the Mediterranean by tonnage. However, shortly after the war, the navy killed its air marshal with anti-aircraft bombardment, leaving no chance for the air force. Now, these oil-drinking monsters are dusted in warehouses because of Italy's pathetic fuel reserves, and they can't leave the Mediterranean until the end of the war.

The army, under the direct command of Lao Mo, teased it all the way, fighting wars that should not have been fought at all. For example, after the French war, the Fuehrer's adult occupied Romania without informing Lao Mo, and Lao Mo's fragile little darling could not bear this snub and decided to retaliate. So he invaded Greece without informing Germany. How can the descendants of Sparta be easy to mess with? Lao Mo's army was pumped by positive posture, negative posture and various postures, all the way out of Greece, and lost a quarter of Albanian colonies.

More than 5, troops were surrounded by people. In order to preserve the image of Renyi, the Fuehrer had to send the German Defence Forces to help him. The defeated French finally found some self-esteem. They set up a sign on the Italian-French border, which read: "Stop! Greeks! This is the French border! " If it weren't for this group of teasing and dragging their feet, maybe Moustache could launch the Barbarossa Plan two months in advance, and the whole history of World War II might be rewritten.

In this way, the poor Italian army, led by their teasing leader, became the laughing stock of the whole world. British Prime Minister Winston Churchill talked about the Italian army and said with emotion: "Fortunately, Italy has become an ally of Germany, not ours."